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  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 14137

    #211
    Re: God Hates Asexuals

    usual garbage, this time something about being
    a straight asexual
    Presumably in the secular delusion a "straight" is someone attracted to members of the opposite sex with "queer" being someone attracted to the same sex. Even in it's own terms this troll makes no sense. God commands reproduction. Imperative mood. Troll knows that. Troll fails.

    Many such people are probably considered "quirky" and "full of surprises" especially on a home visit to meet the ol man

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    • Des
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2013
      • 2718

      #212
      Re: God Hates Asexuals

      God would not make something like sex for His faithful to avoid save for reproduction only to turn around and make some people immune to it. I'm not buying that this even exists. Either the person is gay, or lazy, or...

      It has also been observed that fully 50% of these alleged asexuals are schizophrenic (see possessed), leaving the other 50% as undiagnosed schizo-possessioids. A third theory then, and one that makes more sense, is that these schizo-possesso-sexuals have a demon infestation that is preventing them from engaging in normal marital affairs and reproduction. Drive out the demons and normalcy will resume.
      Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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      • PiF_Asexual
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • May 2014
        • 17

        #213
        Re: God Hates Asexuals

        Tut tut Des, you know the rules. Any scripture to support that?

        Mitz are your glasses on dear? I have said I have reproduced and from that my child now has two further children. Asexuality is not the inability to produce. I'm starting to think you just like talking to me

        Link to gay porn site removed (Mod)

        As to asexuality, it is what it is and for most asexuals it will be just a part of who they are, an important part but a part never the less.

        As I mentioned before if you want to know more there are forums that will have answers and I am happy to provide answers to questions.

        Have a good one

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        • MitzaLizalor
          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2010
          • 14137

          #214
          Re: God Hates Asexuals

          For persons considering the choice to engage the asexual (adjective) lifestyle there is a caution here. It addles the mind. Biblical support has been posted throughout the thread yet this "asexual" (made-up noun) cannot see that, or can probably see it but not understand it.

          The idea that God "just created some people without sexual attraction" is ridiculous. He commands reproduction. One might as well suggest that Mr Etheldreda is an "asexual" or that God created him sick then commanded him to be well.

          Which is almost as idiotic as the concept of a "straight" (i.e. sexually attracted to the opposite sex) "asexual" (i.e. without sexual attraction).

          To any normal person that is obvious. Once a choice for asex is made, though ..common-sense goes out the window and so it seems nothing is clear ever again.

          Mark 4:11-12 And he said unto them, Unto you it is given to know the mystery of the kingdom of God: but unto them that are without, all these things are done in parables: That seeing they may see, and not perceive; and hearing they may hear, and not understand; lest at any time they should be converted, and their sins should be forgiven them. KJV

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          • LolitaInbred
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jun 2013
            • 80

            #215
            Re: God Hates Asexuals

            It's not that asexuals refuse to have sex. There are some who are repulsed by the idea, but others are just basically indifferent to it. I fall into this category. Oh and go ahead and tag me as an asexual perv or whatever you would call me, I'll take it proudly.

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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14076

              #216
              Re: God Hates Asexuals

              Originally posted by LolitaWolfiebear View Post
              ...There are some who are repulsed by the idea, but others are just basically indifferent to it. I fall into this category...
              Read what you write before hitting "submit" to make sure it makes sense.

              If someone asks you if you'd like "A" or "B", do you respond with, "yes", and then get upset when they give you the wrong thing?

              ...go ahead and tag me as an asexual perv or whatever...
              This isn't a "how many categories of victim can I pretend to be" contest.

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              • LolitaInbred
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jun 2013
                • 80

                #217
                Re: God Hates Asexuals

                Oops, brain fart. I fall into the second category of people who are just basically indifferent to sex.

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                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14076

                  #218
                  Re: God Hates Asexuals

                  Originally posted by LolitaWolfiebear View Post
                  ...I fall into the second category of people who are just basically indifferent to sex.
                  So now there's more than one category of "people who are just basically indifferent to sex"?

                  Doesn't matter really, as (according to the Bible) God will send you to Hell either way.

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23765

                    #219
                    Re: God Hates Asexuals

                    Originally posted by LolitaWolfiebear View Post
                    Oops, brain fart. I fall into the second category of people who are just basically indifferent to sex.
                    Of course, dear. This is one of the many, many reasons God hates you.

                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • MitzaLizalor
                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 14137

                      #220
                      Re: God Hates Asexuals

                      Originally posted by Des View Post
                      God would not make something like sex for His faithful to avoid save for reproduction only to turn around and make some people immune to it. I'm not buying that this even exists. Either the person is gay, or lazy, or...

                      It has also been observed that fully 50% of these alleged asexuals are schizophrenic (see possessed), leaving the other 50% as undiagnosed schizo-possessioids. A third theory then, and one that makes more sense, is that these schizo-possesso-sexuals have a demon infestation that is preventing them from engaging in normal marital affairs and reproduction. Drive out the demons and normalcy will resume.
                      If they ever knew what NORMAL was in the first place.

                      Originally posted by LolitaWolfiebear View Post
                      …people who are just basically indifferent to sex.
                      Well there are probably people who are just indifferent to sex with birds & people who are just indifferent to sex with transvestites & people who are just indifferent to sex with male strippers covered in lard & people who are just indifferent to sex with vegetables & people who are just indifferent to sex with one another, or gypsies, or Atheists, or hyænas or even vicars wives.

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                      I am not aware that a vicar is a "good catch" unless whatever house the church provided was one of these, especially given the promise of earthly scarifices—paramount being the financial sacrifice—which although not actually made by his wife must nevertheless affect her.

                      Nevertheless somehow she must struggle on. Vicars do not take a vow of chastity, but with Anglican ordination of women well-and-truly on the cards it must be ever on her mind that Mr Vicar might short-circuit across to the Romish heretics and what happens to her then?

                      Well, what happens is that ex–C.of.E vicars are permitted to remain as married catholic priests, but surely if the wretch can "get a call" to revert to catholicism at any moment, Mrs Vicar must acutely be aware, the bells could start ringing in his head for a vow of chastity? And then where would she be? Catholic priests do not get vicarages.

                      And what about her ol man locked in the boxroom with curtains drawn during holidays and the hoi polloi prowling around in her kitcken? No wonder she zooms straight down to the nearest hippie art festival (where "asexuals" would be extremely thin on the ground from what I've heard) just to keep her options open!

                      Now I am not suggesting that vicars ignore God's commandment to be fruitful and multiply. But their obsessional behaviours in matters of dress and warbling psalms from overly ornate pulpits surely suggest a gateway to this particular denial which could flow on from all the others quite easily. And we have seem the nonsense posted in this thread willy nilly, the God denial, ignorance of Scripture, citing humanist claptrap much as homosexuals do.

                      Not everyone develops at the same rate. Satan makes sure that his propaganda is plastered over everything in a style to exaggerate every carnal appetite. The consequence is clear. People who develop more slowly see such muck and find it of little interest.


                      Oh, they think, I am a person who is just indifferent to sex with [fill in the blank] and the seed is sown. Whatever was eroticised in the billboard/movie/TV ad. becomes so implanted that when they do develop it is a warped libido that emerges. This distorted thinking is already evident in the posts here.


                      __________________________________________________


                      •Witchcraft is the obvious next step.
                      As these wretches grow older every impulse becomes distorted, without Jesus. Just like that vicar hiding in the boxroom, I don't know who he thinks he's fooling. If he didn't wanna meet his flock he could just go for a drive like any normal person might do on a holiday. But we're not dealing with normal people here. We are dealing with freaks who, having denied any sort of attraction designed by God to result in marriage, must therefore interpret everything as warped snd debased. Witches are noted for drinking bodily fluids—a perversion of nature—not to mention other activities even worse and for these "asexuals" only distorted outlets are available. They deny anything normal exists (for them) so the abnormal is all that remains.
                      III JOHN 1
                      2
                      Beloved, I wish above all things that thou mayest prosper and be in health, even as thy soul prospereth.
                      KJV .. look up

                      Just as those vicars promise to eschew prosperity in direct contravention of God's Word thus making themselves homeless, in effect, and at the mercy of whatever vicarage they may draw and whatever wife they may happen to pick up so the asexual is at the mercy of demons. Satan taught them they were abnormal—whether they were or not—and they believed him. The proof of the pudding is in the eating. As these wretches proliferate, so grows the hive of witchcraft and were Jesus not so soon to return within a generation the whole world would be poisoned.

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                      • DownOnMyKnees
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jun 2014
                        • 7

                        #221
                        Re: God Hates Asexuals

                        Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                        Asexuality is a perversion and should be illegal, it is no different than homosexuality, beastiality and necrophelia. Most of them are probably just closet fags anyway.
                        lololololol Speaking of a closet case

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                        • MitzaLizalor
                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 14137

                          #222
                          Re: God Hates Asexuals

                          Just an example of how desparate these asexuals are, casting aspersions on Mr Viking of all people. And what is the song reference about?

                          Once people reject God they don't believe nothing.
                          They'll believe anything!

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                          • Alvin Moss
                            Serving Jesus
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2013
                            • 4468

                            #223
                            Re: God Hates Asexuals

                            Isn't that one of those Finns from ABBA?
                            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                            • MitzaLizalor
                              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 14137

                              #224
                              Re: God Hates Asexuals

                              Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                              Isn't that one of those Finns from ABBA?
                              One of those commie countries I think. I was just trying to pre-empt the inevitable Stalinist propaganda. There is a metal re-mix available which I cannot recommend.

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                              • Marko Loimaan-Aho
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2014
                                • 709

                                #225
                                Re: God Hates Asexuals

                                Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                                Isn't that one of those Finns from ABBA?
                                Yes that is finish language he is singing. Quite a famous artist in the Soviet times.
                                PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
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