[handmaiden]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

The sharpest weapon this one will ever be allowed to yield is a soup ladle.

That would be so lovely for her! She does so enjoy "dishing it out".

[Didymus Much]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Considering some of the demands of military training--such as following orders, deferring to higher authority and maintaining a degree of self-abnegation--I have a sneaking feeling that certain persons would be likely to "wash out" very early in the process...

The sharpest weapon this one will ever be allowed to yield is a soup ladle.

[handmaiden]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Oh sweetie. You have such innocent vision of war and the military. Well, assuming you survive, I'm looking forward to giving you spare change when you inevitably end up homeless (as most PTSD-ridden veterans do).

Considering some of the demands of military training--such as following orders, deferring to higher authority and maintaining a degree of self-abnegation--I have a sneaking feeling that certain persons would be likely to "wash out" very early in the process.

After all, one of the first things required of the raw recruits is that they have to just stand there, and not talk back. My moment comes at the thought of our little troll doll being called "maggot" and being asked, "Do you think you're funny?" Trollie will of course, assume that she is actually being asked for her opinion and will mouth off with some remark or other, thereby increasing her push-up requirements or whatever it is they make the girl recruits do.


As a True Christian™ Lady, I would never swear, but darn is she going to have some well-developed biceps!

[Basilissa]

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Thanks for the tip, I've actually been considering joining the military and possibly joining a private security force afterwards, and there's always jobs in the middle east with those. So I actually may do that, thanks for the tip!

Oh sweetie. You have such innocent vision of war and the military. Well, assuming you survive, I'm looking forward to giving you spare change when you inevitably end up homeless (as most PTSD-ridden veterans do).

[Blanche_Locke]

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Maybe you should find a flight to Kabul (there should be plenty of empty planes going in that direction). There's plenty of incels with Kalashnikovs running around there, you can try your fighting skills on them. --unnecessary and unprofessional emoticon removed--

Thanks for the tip, I've actually been considering joining the military and possibly joining a private security force afterwards, and there's always jobs in the middle east with those. So I actually may do that, thanks for the tip!

[handmaiden]

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If somebody tries to take me as 'spoils of war', they're going to lose some fingers to my knife at the very least. It's a plain and simple matter of self defense.

So, in addition to imagining yourself as a bold defender of Christianity (who barely knows the Bible) you also picture yourself as Black Widow.*

Someone certainly has a rich inner life.






* That's a good reference, right? I was going to say Mrs. Peel, but I don't think that's terribly au courant.

[Basilissa]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

If somebody tries to take me as 'spoils of war', they're going to lose some fingers to my knife at the very least. It's a plain and simple matter of self defense.

Maybe you should find a flight to Kabul (there should be plenty of empty planes going in that direction). There's plenty of incels with Kalashnikovs running around there, you can try your fighting skills on them.

[Blanche_Locke]

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Then I wonder what this means:

Zechariah 14:1-2: Behold, the day of the LORD cometh, and thy spoil shall be divided in the midst of thee. For I will gather all nations against Jerusalem to battle; and the city shall be taken, and the houses rifled, and the women ravished; and half of the city shall go forth into captivity, and the residue of the people shall not be cut off from the city.

Or this:

2 Samuel 12:11: Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will raise up evil against thee out of thine own house, and I will take thy wives before thine eyes, and give [them] unto thy neighbour, and he shall lie with thy wives in the sight of this sun.

The Bible has plenty of other passages about women as spoils of war.

If somebody tries to take me as 'spoils of war', they're going to lose some fingers to my knife at the very least. It's a plain and simple matter of self defense.

[Isabella White]

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Thankyou so much! My husband and I are going to be talking about this! Our daughter is a disgrace to our lives. It's time to give her the discipline she lacked growing up. I'm so grateful that I found this place!

Oh, you're very welcome, Dear. I'm glad you've found the help that you so desperately needed. Please feel free to come to us anytime you need some book advice from the .


And here is another bit of Holy Scripture to keep you inspired toward your goal:
Proverbs 13:24 "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes." So, remember: spare the rod, spoil the child. I'm sure you husband will use his nice, big rod to fix things up very nicely.
A blessed evening to you.
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[maybegodlovesme]

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Thankyou so much! My husband and I are going to be talking about this! Our daughter is a disgrace to our lives. It's time to give her the discipline she lacked growing up. I'm so grateful that I found this place!

[Basilissa]

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I have a question. My daughter who is 20 cam out to me last year as "ace" saying that she has always felt this way. She also said that when she was 16 she was "raped" by someone trying to fix her and she became pregnant. He is now almost 4 and already ready to give up his life for Jesus! My question is, Has she really felt this way her whole life? how can I tell if she's lying? Did she say she was raped to cover up her sin?

Your husband did not beat your daughter enough as a child. That's your problem. There's no point in her son giving up his life to Christ, for he will not be welcome in Jesus' Bosom.

A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD;
even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Deuteronomy 23:2

What I don't understand, is why this poster did not make her daughter marry her rapist?

Deuteronomy 22:28-29
28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

Just marry her to her rapist, and you'll have a single solution for two problems:

1) Her behavior will be her husband's problem from now on, instead of the parents'.
2) The child no longer will be a bastard hated by God.

[Isabella White]

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Your husband did not beat your daughter enough as a child. That's your problem. There's no point in her son giving up his life to Christ, for he will not be welcome in Jesus' Bosom.

A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD;
even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Deuteronomy 23:2

Amen, Dear blessed Sister Mary, Amen and Amen! You've hit the nail right on the head there. And since the parent did not discipline the child thoroughly, now the shame is on the doorstep of the family:

Proverbs 29:15 "The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame."

A blessed day to you, Dear.
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I have a question. My daughter who is 20 cam out to me last year as "ace" saying that she has always felt this way. She also said that when she was 16 she was "raped" by someone trying to fix her and she became pregnant. He is now almost 4 and already ready to give up his life for Jesus! My question is, Has she really felt this way her whole life? how can I tell if she's lying? Did she say she was raped to cover up her sin?

Your husband did not beat your daughter enough as a child. That's your problem. There's no point in her son giving up his life to Christ, for he will not be welcome in Jesus' Bosom.

A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD;
even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Deuteronomy 23:2

[maybegodlovesme]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

I have a question. My daughter who is 20 cam out to me last year as "ace" saying that she has always felt this way. She also said that when she was 16 she was "raped" by someone trying to fix her and she became pregnant. He is now almost 4 and already ready to give up his life for Jesus! My question is, Has she really felt this way her whole life? how can I tell if she's lying? Did she say she was raped to cover up her sin?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

backward and disgusting

Are you suggesting retroactive concupiscence to antediluvian times? Who seduced whom? The hairies or the smooths? And who dragged whom to the cave? The arts fascinated female or the sweat wallowing male? They're all gone now but to the asexual these aspects of human interaction (and if they can breed they're human) suggest something else.

.Asexual demoniac: Wow, you are ten a cool shape!!!!!!!!
. Normal person: Nine lick about here ...-.......lower
. .Demoniac: Can I bite it.
. . Mohammedan: Dahn the mosque you can swipe it off altogether!
. . .God: Eight I can repopulate the world without any of youse, spin south!!!

. . . .The asexualist denies Scripture
. . . . cannot reproduce (except by some extraneous command theory)
. . . . .and thinks secular body shapes are appealing
. . . . . Why??