[Chester Longshire]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

I have returned.

If you are really asexual, why did GOD give you reproductive organs?

[TekcubEht]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

If you are really asexual, why did GOD give you reproductive organs?

Sir, I am not physically asexual. I am just not interested in having sex with anyone or anything, just like I have no interest in trying out cigarettes or cocaine.
God also gave us cannabis. It doesn't mean we must smoketh the weeds.

[Chester Longshire]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Sir, I am not physically asexual. I am just not interested in having sex with anyone or anything, just like I have no interest in trying out cigarettes or cocaine.
God also gave us cannabis. It doesn't mean we must smoketh the weeds.

In a way I understand you, and when I am dissecting living things, I also don't necessarily feel particularly "randy."

That being said, when I was married ( I am thrice a widow), I grit my teeth and performed my conjugal duty.

I tried to make this as pleasureless and quick as possible, so as not to unnecessarily burden the females with sinful thoughts, having commanded them to think about Jesus when I was attempting to deflower them.

Why don't you find yourself a nice husband and produce some soldiers for Christ?

As a virgin, your worth is far more than that of a defiled whore (a non-virgin).

Clearly, God brought you here for a reason.

[TekcubEht]

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In a way I understand you, and when I am dissecting living things, I also don't necessarily feel particularly "randy."

That being said, when I was married ( I am thrice a widow), I grit my teeth and performed my conjugal duty.

I tried to make this as pleasureless and quick as possible, so as not to unnecessarily burden the females with sinful thoughts, having commanded them to think about Jesus when I was attempting to deflower them.

Why don't you find yourself a nice husband and produce some soldiers for Christ?

As a virgin, your worth is far more than that of a defiled whore (a non-virgin).

Clearly, God brought you here for a reason.

I am agnostic, I am of not in the war. I just sit and watch on the sidelines and see what happens.

[Chester Longshire]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

I am agnostic, I am of not in the war. I just sit and watch on the sidelines and see what happens.

So you hate Christ?

Have you ever considered that perhaps God has smitten you with a barren, unlonging womb because of your sin?

Have you closed your eyes, thinking of Jesus Christ, and asked HIM to heal your enshackled loins?

[TekcubEht]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

So you hate Christ?

Have you ever considered that perhaps God has smitten you with a barren, unlonging womb because of your sin?

Have you closed your eyes, thinking of Jesus Christ, and asked HIM to heal your enshackled loins?

How can I hate someone I have never met personally?

What if God made me be this way to be aware of the temptations that many have fallen into?

I do not have to ask for something for myself. Rather, I wish that He would give those poor women who keep wanting to have children the ability to have children.

[Chester Longshire]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

How can I hate someone I have never met personally?

What if God made me be this way to be aware of the temptations that many have fallen into?

I do not have to ask for something for myself. Rather, I wish that He would give those poor women who keep wanting to have children the ability to have children.

He does...Sarai was a worthless barren wench before she prayed to God for children and then GOD blessed her and Abraham with Isaac.

She was so happy that she then threw out the illigitimate bastard and father of all a-rabs (Ismael) into the dumpster.

Why don't you just pray to God right now to heal you of your hatred and your affliction? Christ heals.

Also consider that you have never met Christ because you have never asked him to Come into your Heart.


If you talk to God, God talks back to you.

[TekcubEht]

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He does...Sarai was a worthless barren wench before she prayed to God for children and then GOD blessed her and Abraham with Isaac.

She was so happy that she then threw out the illigitimate bastard and father of all a-rabs (Ismael) out into the dumpster.

Why don't you just pray to God right now to heal you of your hatred and your affliction? Christ heals.

Also consider that you have never met Christ because you have never asked him to Come into your Heart.


If you talk to God, God talks back to you.

That was just one woman out of many. There are women who do not even want the children and keep getting them, those same children still end up in the dumpster or some end up in pieces into the dumpster.

But it's pretty sad that you had the misfortune to become a widower thrice. However... isn't it against the Bible to marry again?

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

That was just one woman out of many. There are women who do not even want the children and keep getting them, those same children still end up in the dumpster or some end up in pieces into the dumpster.

But it's pretty sad that you had the misfortune to become a widower thrice. However... isn't it against the Bible to marry again?

Not if that remarriage is Scriptural...

Matthew 19:9: And I say unto you, Whosoever shall put away his wife, except it be for fornication, and shall marry another, committeth adultery: and whoso marrieth her which is put away doth commit adultery.

Pastor Ed

[Chester Longshire]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

That was just one woman out of many. There are women who do not even want the children and keep getting them, those same children still end up in the dumpster or some end up in pieces into the dumpster.

But it's pretty sad that you had the misfortune to become a widower thrice. However... isn't it against the Bible to marry again?

As Pastor Ed graciously pointed out, I put away my wives for the sin of fornication and lying about their virginity in order to take a ride on the chestmobile.

I found them in Bangkok, and apparently they told me whatever i wanted to hear just in order to be close to me.

Along time ago, before I was washed in the blood of Jesus Christ, I was a sinner. I therefore, know the difference between a virgin and a non-virgin, even with those virginity-restoration scams that Satan's minions have created.

They tried to cheat on God, but it failed in the end for them.

[TekcubEht]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Not if that remarriage is Scriptural...

Matthew 19:9: And I say unto you, Whosoever shall put away his wife, except it be for fornication, and shall marry another, committeth adultery: and whoso marrieth her which is put away doth commit adultery.

Pastor Ed

Put away as in dead or divorced?
Wait... >whoso marrieth her which is put away< uhh... that sounds like marrying dead people. O_o
Or like... anyone could marry your wife if she was divorced from you, but doesn't say "him" there.

[Chester Longshire]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Put away as in dead or divorced?
Wait... >whoso marrieth her which is put away< uhh... that sounds like marrying dead people. O_o
Or like... anyone could marry your wife if she was divorced from you, but doesn't say "him" there.

Men can marry very often. King Solomon had over 1000 wives and he was the wisest king to ever rule a kingdom.

The sin was on the women who tempted him and tried to lour him from his Godly ways.

26 And I find more bitter than death the woman, whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands: whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her; but the sinner shall be taken by her. 27 Behold , this have I found , saith the preacher, counting one by one, to find out the account: 28 Which yet my soul seeketh , but I find not: one man among a thousand have I found ; but a woman among all those have I not found . 29 Lo , this only have I found , that God hath made man upright; but they have sought out many inventions.

http://www.biblestudytools.com/kjv/ecclesiastes/passage.aspx?q=ecclesiastes+7:26-29

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Put away as in dead or divorced?
Wait... >whoso marrieth her which is put away< uhh... that sounds like marrying dead people. O_o
Or like... anyone could marry your wife if she was divorced from you, but doesn't say "him" there.

Don't make things difficult. To put away meant divorce since the Law already addressed a partner's dying and being put away...

Deut 24:1-2
When a man hath taken a wife, and married her, and it come to pass that she find no favour in his eyes, because he hath found some uncleanness in her: then let him write her a bill of divorcement, and give it in her hand, and send her out of his house.
2 And when she is departed out of his house, she may go and be another man's wife.

Romans 7:2-3
2 For the woman which hath an husband is bound by the law to her husband so long as he liveth; but if the husband be dead, she is loosed from the law of her husband.
3 So then if, while her husband liveth, she be married to another man, she shall be called an adulteress: but if her husband be dead, she is free from that law; so that she is no adulteress, though she be married to another man.

Pastor Ed

[TekcubEht]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Men can marry very often. King Solomon had over 1000 wives and he was the wisest king to ever rule a kingdom.

The sin was on the women who tempted him and tried to lour him from his Godly ways.

I am aware that a lot of women nowadays try to obtain stuff from men. They act like the cat going around its master's legs. They want gifts, they want money, they have become quite materialistic. There are so many divorces nowadays, because people think that lust is love, when it is not. It is just a blindfold.

Does that verse actually give the first mention of necrophilia?
"and whoso marrieth her which is put away doth commit adultery."

[TekcubEht]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Don't make things difficult. To put away meant divorce since the Law already addressed a partner's dying and being put away...

Deut 24:1-2
When a man hath taken a wife, and married her, and it come to pass that she find no favour in his eyes, because he hath found some uncleanness in her: then let him write her a bill of divorcement, and give it in her hand, and send her out of his house.
2 And when she is departed out of his house, she may go and be another man's wife.

Romans 7:2-3
2 For the woman which hath an husband is bound by the law to her husband so long as he liveth; but if the husband be dead, she is loosed from the law of her husband.
3 So then if, while her husband liveth, she be married to another man, she shall be called an adulteress: but if her husband be dead, she is free from that law; so that she is no adulteress, though she be married to another man.

Pastor Ed

Sir Chester used "put away" in a way that sounded like "dead". That was what confused me. Thank you for clearing that up, Sir.