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  • Brother Helge
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 1074

    #1

    Lezbian woman charged for sexual activities with skeleton

    A lezbian woman has been charged with engaging in sexual activities with a human skeleton.

    Police found a skeleton and photographs of the woman engaging in various sexual activities with the skeleton, in her apartment.

    This is just another example of how depraved, twisted and perverted the minds of the homersexuals are.

    Originally posted by Romans 1:26
    For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
    I am disgusted and fully understand why God hates Sweden.

    We all know how and why God punished Sodom and Gomorrha.

    Originally posted by 2 Peter 2:6
    And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly.
    How shall God punish Sweden?
    "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
    John 8:32
  • John North
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2012
    • 414

    #2
    Re: Lezbian woman charged for sexual activities with skeleton

    Disgusting to say the least. But since we’re talking about Sweden… expected. It is within the nature of the Swede to constantly find new ways to mock God.

    Originally posted by Brother Helge View Post
    How shall God punish Sweden?
    I hope He sends a tsunami of excrement to hit that Godforsaken country.
    Stop whining
    (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
    (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
    (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
    (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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    • Brother Helge
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2010
      • 1074

      #3
      Re: Lezbian woman charged for sexual activities with skeleton

      Originally posted by John North View Post
      I hope He sends a tsunami of excrement to hit that Godforsaken country.
      Tsunamis are so 2004.
      I'm hoping for fire and brimstone!
      It's been some 1000 yrs since God used that to punish the wicked and it would be so awesome!
      "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
      John 8:32

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      • lukasekman
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 614

        #4
        Re: Lezbian woman charged for sexual activities with skeleton

        I'm not very surprised, as thousands are members of the pro-ana cults, where dykes are sexually attracted to skeletons.
        I pray for a "hypercane" hitting Sweden, obliterating Stockholm and making Uppsala their new capital. Hypercanes happen if the sea temperature exceed 122 °F, which is possible if enough brimstone rain in the ocean.
        The wind speeds are greater than 500 mph, enough to obliterate anything in its path.

        sigpicCorporal Punishment Advisor, U.S. Department of Family Values
        Cyber-bullying Instructor, Christian Commission on Human Rights
        Apple CEO is gay - Important DFV security considerations
        Higgs field theory disproved - Universe is a cotton field
        Viagra forces man to have his penis amputated

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14076

          #5
          Re: Lezbian woman charged for sexual activities with skeleton

          Originally posted by Brother Helge View Post
          ...How shall God punish Sweden?
          Probably the same as He usually does, you know, rising standards of living, world-class healthcare and educational opportunities...

          Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
          ...I pray for a "hypercane" hitting Sweden...
          BO-ring, and the Godmocking Swedes Swiss would just blame it on global warming, instead of something that actually exists, like God.

          Now this would get God some headlines:



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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #6
            Re: Lezbian woman charged for sexual activities with skeleton

            A "sharknado." Really. A tornado comprised of sharks.

            The implausible suggestions put forth by secularists never cease to amaze me. Frogs I can see happening (Exodus 8), but sharks? Sharks?



            Yours in Christ,

            Zech
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            • Billy Bob Jenkins
              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
              Hates anal sex. And trees.
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 8337

              #7
              Re: Lezbian woman charged for sexual activities with skeleton

              If you're going to go against God's word by committing unnatural abominations with members of the same sex, it is no surprise to me that you would also fornicate with femers. There is no difference between the promotion of homosexuality and necrophilia, in Christ's eyes. Matthew 5:19 explains this.
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • Bjorn Jensen
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2012
                • 2355

                #8
                Re: Lezbian woman charged for sexual activities with skeleton

                You see, this is what happens when you legalize gay marriage. Did you think that just gay marriage was enough to make the perverts pleased? The answer is of course no. Now they also want to legalize skeleton marriage, it makes me sick.

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                • Born Again Bob
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2318

                  #9
                  Re: Lezbian woman charged for sexual activities with skeleton

                  Dear Friends,

                  This is also due to the growing "one world order" about which George H.W. Bush warned us. Why, did you know that "skeleton" is an official sport in the Olympic games?
                  GOD IS NOT MOCKED!

                  Yours in Him,
                  BAB

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                  • lukasekman
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 614

                    #10
                    Re: Lezbian woman charged for sexual activities with skeleton

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    BO-ring, and the Godmocking Swedes Swiss would just blame it on global warming, instead of something that actually exists, like God.
                    You're almost right, but most Swiss people who believe in global warming do live in sinful Stockholm, which would be obliterated by the hypercane anyways. While hurricane Katrina killed approx 1% of the population, a hypercane would kill at least 90% in its 190 miles wide trail of obliteration. No building with the possible exception of underground bunkers would survive.

                    sigpicCorporal Punishment Advisor, U.S. Department of Family Values
                    Cyber-bullying Instructor, Christian Commission on Human Rights
                    Apple CEO is gay - Important DFV security considerations
                    Higgs field theory disproved - Universe is a cotton field
                    Viagra forces man to have his penis amputated

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                    • America Man
                      Unsaved Trash, suspected homer
                      • Nov 2012
                      • 40

                      #11
                      Re: Lezbian woman charged for sexual activities with skeleton

                      Originally posted by Brother Helge View Post
                      A lezbian woman has been charged with engaging in sexual activities with a human skeleton.

                      Police found a skeleton and photographs of the woman engaging in various sexual activities with the skeleton, in her apartment.

                      This is just another example of how depraved, twisted and perverted the minds of the homersexuals are.



                      I am disgusted and fully understand why God hates Sweden.

                      We all know how and why God punished Sodom and Gomorrha.



                      How shall God punish Sweden?
                      I'm not surprised. Sweden and homosexuals are disgusting and god mocking idiots. The 2 combined make a nasty foul combination.
                      I Want Jesus To Eat My Butthole And Whip My Ass.

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