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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552
    #1

    Top Queerest Cities Named!

    Well the radical queers have tipped their hand, and as a result, True Christians(tm) are well-equipped to avoid these godless hellholes. And what's #7 on the list? Godless Eugene, Oregon!


    Gayest Cities in America, 2013

    7. Eugene, Ore. (pop. 156,929) Though it may be “all-American,” there’s nothing stuffy about this idyllic town known for its romantic covered bridges, colorful murals, and natural beauty. It’s tops when it comes to counterculture, eco-consciousness, and outdoors enthusiasm. Home to the University of Oregon (an institution The Advocate College Guide for LGBT Students placed among the top 20), the city has a well-deserved progressive reputation. And the Oregon Bach Festival (OregonBachFestival.com) is classical music’s coolest event.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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    • Rylee Cline
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Dec 2012
      • 40
      #2
      Re: Top Queerest Cities Named!

      Guess i better head to Eugene

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        • Bjorn Jensen
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2012
          • 2355
          #3
          Re: Top Queerest Cities Named!

          Originally posted by rcmosquito View Post
          Guess i better head to Eugene
          If anal rape is your thing, then sure go ahead, and stay there and never come back again

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            • cocoaslugs
              Unsaved trash, teenaged 4chan whore
              • Jan 2013
              • 7
              #4
              Re: Top Queerest Cities Named!

              Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
              If anal rape is your thing, then sure go ahead, and stay there and never come back again
              I thought you guys enjoyed rape and real Christians did it. So technically, since gay people have "anal rape" they'll get into heaven
              Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552
                  #5
                  Re: Top Queerest Cities Named!

                  Originally posted by cocoaslugs View Post
                  I thought you guys enjoyed rape and real Christians did it. So technically, since gay people have "anal rape" they'll get into heaven
                  Idiot! We are True Christians™ who follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER! We aren't goddamned PAPISTS, moron!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • cocoaslugs
                      Unsaved trash, teenaged 4chan whore
                      • Jan 2013
                      • 7
                      #6
                      Re: Top Queerest Cities Named!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Idiot! We are True Christians™ who follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER! We aren't goddamned PAPISTS, moron!
                      Have you ever heard of metaphors? Yeah. The bible is full of them! Also, if you look at the Hebrew text which says being gay is wrong (Leviticus 18:22) it actually translates to something that says being a prostitute is a sin. I have talked to a pastor about this fact, and I have viewed the translation.

                      I'm only 15, and I've looked into this! Who's the idiot now?
                      Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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                        • Russell Holbeck
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2012
                          • 735
                          #7
                          Re: Top Queerest Cities Named!

                          Originally posted by cocoaslugs View Post
                          Have you ever heard of metaphors? Yeah. The bible is full of them! Also, if you look at the Hebrew text which says being gay is wrong (Leviticus 18:22) it actually translates to something that says being a prostitute is a sin. I have talked to a pastor about this fact, and I have viewed the translation.

                          I'm only 15, and I've looked into this! Who's the idiot now?
                          Hello Cocoaslugs. You might not know this but the word metaphor is not in the Bible and I know because I read the Bible and I would remember a word like that.

                          You might be thinking about parables because Jesus did use parables but they are not the same as a metaphor. Parables are like stories or analogies. They are easy to find because Jesus tells you that He is telling a parable.

                          Here is the funny thing I used a simile to tell you about parables.

                          Thank you.

                          Rusty
                          Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14076
                              #8
                              Re: Top Queerest Cities Named!

                              Originally posted by cocoaslugs View Post
                              Have you ever heard of metaphors? Yeah. The bible is full of them! Also, if you look at the Hebrew text which says being gay is wrong (Leviticus 18:22) it actually translates to something that says being a prostitute is a sin...
                              Really? Where did you learn ancient Hebrew?

                              ...I'm only 15, and I've looked into this!...
                              So your information is really based on:

                              ... I have talked to a pastor about this fact, and I have viewed the translation...
                              Some unnamed "pastor". Yeah, I guess everyone here should just toss their years of Bible study out the window, because you (who the hell are you anyway?) know "a guy" who (you claim) says something.

                              ...Who's the idiot now?
                              If you expect us to take you seriously based on what you've provided so far, it's you.

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                                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                  Senior Pastor
                                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                  Always Biblically correct
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 10639
                                  #9
                                  Re: Top Queerest Cities Named!

                                  Originally posted by cocoaslugs View Post
                                  Have you ever heard of metaphors? Yeah. The bible is full of them! Also, if you look at the Hebrew text which says being gay is wrong (Leviticus 18:22) it actually translates to something that says being a prostitute is a sin. I have talked to a pastor about this fact, and I have viewed the translation.
                                  Have it your way. Here is the original Hebrew:

                                  ‏וְאֶ֨ת־זָכָ֔ר לֹ֥א תִשְׁכַּ֖ב מִשְׁכְּבֵ֣י אִשָּׁ֑ה תּוֹעֵבָ֖ה הִֽוא׃

                                  Now point out where in that text it talks about prostitution. Go on. I see mentions of man (zakhar), woman (ishah), and lying with (verb tiskhav, noun mishkve), but nothing about prostitution.
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