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  • Pimplepee-peezillaWWE
    Unsaved Trash Chronic Bed-Wetter
    • Mar 2008
    • 174

    #46
    Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint!

    My church has no need for a website. We also have no need for you Psudians attempting to pursue your own agenda in God's name. I do not wet my bed, you conveniently erase the name os someone I was qouting and than altered the words even further. Also the pimplezilla name must die. I didnt come here with that name, You had no right changing my original nick from DrewzillaWWE to Pimplezilla.
    Those who have sinned must not speak, Those who have betrayed themselves for a false God must suffer.

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #47
      Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint!

      Don't do it! There is still a chance you can be saved, but if you kill yourself, it will be too late! The Lord can cure your complexion and bedwetting!
      Posted via Prayer

      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

      Blogging for CHRIST!
      Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
      All a-Twitter for Salvation!
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      • Pimplepee-peezillaWWE
        Unsaved Trash Chronic Bed-Wetter
        • Mar 2008
        • 174

        #48
        Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint!

        My complexion is smoothy, I dont wet the bad. I was qouting someone from my church that was here until you harrassed her. Also BTW I am happy to say that Sunday School we have a recording of Jack Van Impe Ministries for the children to watch. They may learn something.
        Those who have sinned must not speak, Those who have betrayed themselves for a false God must suffer.

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        • Pimplepee-peezillaWWE
          Unsaved Trash Chronic Bed-Wetter
          • Mar 2008
          • 174

          #49
          Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint!

          and as a side note, the homopes across the street need to stay out of the church parking lot. Lest we run you over.
          Those who have sinned must not speak, Those who have betrayed themselves for a false God must suffer.

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          • Sister Noddy
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2007
            • 1843

            #50
            Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint!

            Originally posted by PimplezillaWWE View Post

            and as a side note, the homopes across the street need to stay out of the church parking lot. Lest we run you over.
            So you're saying the church you go to is overrun by homers? That's not a good sign, pimple boy, and Jesus is not pleased!
            1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
            1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


            1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

            Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
            Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78552

              #51
              Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint!

              Originally posted by PimplezillaWWE View Post
              My complexion is smoothy, I dont wet the bad. I was qouting someone from my church that was here until you harrassed her. Also BTW I am happy to say that Sunday School we have a recording of Jack Van Impe Ministries for the children to watch. They may learn something.
              I can just imagine how "smoothy" your face is. Greazy and oozing is not a desireable condition.

              If you learned to embrace Jesus and walked away from your life of depravity (constant masturbation while watching pro-wrestling, bed wetting, mocking Christ, etc) then you would find your "smoothy" face cleared up in no time flat.

              As it stands, God hates you.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Pimplepee-peezillaWWE
                Unsaved Trash Chronic Bed-Wetter
                • Mar 2008
                • 174

                #52
                Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint!

                I recently talked to 3 members of my church about the Homope situation

                Greg-Call the police

                Margarat-Leave them be, We could use some speed bumps.

                Anna- My son will have the pinata he always wanted.

                Dana-Anyone for baseball?
                Those who have sinned must not speak, Those who have betrayed themselves for a false God must suffer.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552

                  #53
                  Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint!

                  Originally posted by PimplezillaWWE View Post
                  I recently talked to 3 members of my church about the Homope situation

                  Greg-Call the police

                  Margarat-Leave them be, We could use some speed bumps.

                  Anna- My son will have the pinata he always wanted.

                  Dana-Anyone for baseball?
                  Pal, I think we've already asked you to not post in God's favorite forum while you're high on glue sniffing. No one can tell what you're talking about.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Pimplepee-peezillaWWE
                    Unsaved Trash Chronic Bed-Wetter
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 174

                    #54
                    Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint!

                    Has God told you that? I doubt it. Plus why would God care about some internet forum? I dont sniff glue btw. I also like the speed bump idea.
                    Those who have sinned must not speak, Those who have betrayed themselves for a false God must suffer.

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                    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 12414

                      #55
                      Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint!

                      Originally posted by PimplezillaWWE View Post
                      Plus why would God care about some internet forum?
                      You obviously care about it, as evidenced by your unrelenting persecution of us.
                      However, God cares about it in a positive way, and He's infinitely more caring than you or I or anyone else.
                      Posted via Prayer

                      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                      Blogging for CHRIST!
                      Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                      All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                      Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                      On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                      My Ladies of Landover profile!

                      Comment

                      • Pimplepee-peezillaWWE
                        Unsaved Trash Chronic Bed-Wetter
                        • Mar 2008
                        • 174

                        #56
                        Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint!

                        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                        You obviously care about it, as evidenced by your unrelenting persecution of us.
                        However, God cares about it in a positive way, and He's infinitely more caring than you or I or anyone else.
                        It is the freaking Internet. How can you speak for God? Considering plenty of other Christian churches are protesting to have this placed shut down as you are mocking them, How can youu say you are GOd's favorite forum
                        Those who have sinned must not speak, Those who have betrayed themselves for a false God must suffer.

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                        • Deaner
                          Christ's Love Messenger
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5932

                          #57
                          Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint!

                          Originally posted by PimplezillaWWE View Post
                          Considering plenty of other Christian churches are protesting to have this placed shut down as you are mocking them, How can youu say you are GOd's favorite forum
                          Because nobody can shut us down.

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                          • Pimplepee-peezillaWWE
                            Unsaved Trash Chronic Bed-Wetter
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 174

                            #58
                            Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint!

                            That is where you are wrong. Alot of Christian protest groups can and will have you shut down, Just remember you may say you are God's favorite forum but you dont have any proof of it. Besides I do not think God plays favorites
                            Those who have sinned must not speak, Those who have betrayed themselves for a false God must suffer.

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                            • Deaner
                              Christ's Love Messenger
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5932

                              #59
                              Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint!

                              Originally posted by PimplezillaWWE View Post
                              Besides I do not think God plays favorites
                              I can guarantee He'll want me sitting beside Him at the banquet table instead of somebody that pisses himself.

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                              • SUV
                                True Christian™ Princess
                                The Driving Force behind RA12
                                Have at it, anytime!
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 11027

                                #60
                                Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint!

                                Is Pimplezilla still here bragging about his oozing 'pizza face' - ?

                                Man God and Boy Jesus, sombody, please make him STP it!

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