[Pimplepee-peezillaWWE]

Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint!

What pizza face? And for Pete's Sake Stop calling me Pimplezilla. Bunch of hypocrites.

[SUV]

Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint!

My GOD why hast thou forsaken me?!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint!

Pete's Sake Stop calling me Pimplezilla. Bunch of hypocrites.

We wouldn't be hypocrites unless we also had big pizza faces covered with pimples.

Did you bother to look up the definition of "hypocrite" before attempting to pass it off as a synonym for "big meanie"?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[JennyD]

Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint!

I recently talked to 3 members of my church about the Homope situation

Greg-Call the police

Margarat-Leave them be, We could use some speed bumps.

Anna- My son will have the pinata he always wanted.

Dana-Anyone for baseball?

Are you a retard? 3 does not equal 4.

My complexion is smoothy, I dont wet the bad. I was qouting someone from my church that was here until you harrassed her.

And who, pray tell, was this? Marge-a-rat?

Also BTW I am happy to say that Sunday School we have a recording of Jack Van Impe Ministries for the children to watch. They may learn something.

What, exactly do you hope they will learn?

How to abuse Scripture for personal gain?

How to be a false prophet?

Jack van Impe is a false prophet who has repeatedly set dates for the Second Coming of Christ. He has then revised his dates when Jesus didn't show up.

Jesus specifically states in Matthew 24:32-36

32Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When his branch is yet tender, and putteth forth leaves, ye know that summer is nigh:


33So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, know that it is near, even at the doors.

34Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.

35Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.
36But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

So tell me, why would you show this false prophet's work to children, unless you are trying to indoctrinate them into false beliefs? Jesus' words condemn Jack van Impe!

[Pimplepee-peezillaWWE]

Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint!

Stop changing my damn name. I am Zitzilla, Not Pimplepee-peezilla
You ignorant idiots.

Also You are false prophets claiming Christ hates everyone

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint!

Also You are false prophets claiming Christ hates everyone

Again with the lies! We've never claimed Jesus hates everyone! We know He loves people who are willing to surrender themselves completely to Him. True Christians(tm) who will let Him into our hearts and let Him fill us with His love.

We're so full of His love we're even praying for you!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=11842

[Pimplepee-peezillaWWE]

Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint!

Lies are statements that have no truth. Ive seen you tell people Jesus hates them. So stop lying

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint!

Lies are statements that have no truth. Ive seen you tell people Jesus hates them. So stop lying

What lie? You're the one lying! Once again I quote you...

Also You are false prophets claiming Christ hates everyone

Certainly there are people He hates, people who turn their back on Him and deliberately wallow in sin. But He doesn't hate everyone, as our church prospering in His glory will attest! PRAISE!

[JennyD]

Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint!

Lies are statements that have no truth. Ive seen you tell people Jesus hates them. So stop lying

You know, I've tried to defend you to the Pastors, with the hope that you will someday understand Jesus' Word. Some of them want to ban you for your repeated blasphemy.

However, you make it very hard to defend you when you keep telling lies about God's Word. He says very clearly that He hates the sinner AND the sin, and will cast all those who do not love and fear Him into the Hell He has created for that purpose.

Why are you blaspheming God? Why are you making Him to be a liar?

Do you wish to mislead people, so they may be cast into Hell along with you?

I really don't understand your hatred of God's Word. Have you even READ it?

[Pimplepee-peezillaWWE]

Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint!

I never said I hated God. You put words in my mouth,

Also this site succeeding is not God's fault. Its the fact that so many corrupted people come here in want of Salvation and are suckered in by liars.

BTW Bro Jesse, I appreciate the positive feedback. BTW I was gonna go with the original ending and have Flint walk through the fires but I figured having the tower explode was better

[JennyD]

Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint!

I never said I hated God. You put words in my mouth,

Also this site succeeding is not God's fault. Its the fact that so many corrupted people come here in want of Salvation and are suckered in by liars.

And we're trying to prevent you suckering in people with your lies.

Show us where we have been at all incorrect about Scripture . . . here's a hint, we haven't.

I realize this will be difficult for you, as you ignore what God wrote and make up your own beliefs. Perhaps you should start by reading the Bible, before telling us what it says.

By the way, your lying about God's Word is how I know that you hate God. You only love the "god" you make up to suit yourself.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint!

I read my church's bulletin this morning and Rev Mark Rodimer put this in his Rant For THe Lord Collumn
Landover Baptist:Misguided CHurch or Psychotic Murderous Cult
by Reverend Mark Rodimer
Now as a Christian Minister I try to keep a level of calm and decorum but I get annoyed when a member of our church gets attacked by a church website. I am refering to Landover Baptist Church attacking one of our brothers. A month or so ago one of our many regular attendents Andrew Watkins went under cover and signed on as DrewzillaWWE to protest the unneccesary attacks that Landover have been delivering on pro wrestling, only to find that this "church forum" resorted to immature name calling changing his name to PimplezillaWWE and than having the gall to call him names like Zitzilla or Pustleface or Pizza Face. Does that sound at all like Christians? No it doesn't. These murderous con artists have made the mistake of attacking one of our own. It is time we fight back. Brothers and sisters. It is time to do the Lord's work and have these hethens removed.
They need to be taught not to mess with the children of THe Lord

Andrew, you know as well as I do what happened when you came to speak to me about this foolishness. Would YOU care to tell them the truth, or shall I do it for you?



No, you've already had an opportunity to tell the truth, and told them lies about both yourself AND me. You've put misspelled and moronic words into my mouth, and defamed my church!

Good people, when Andrew came to my office to complain about your website, I asked him why he was obsessing over what I assumed to be a bunch of smart-aleck kids making a joke website. "If people are calling you names," said I, "stop posting there. Why make yourself a target and then come crying to me like one of those emo freaks? You know how Jesus feels about crybabies and pansies, don't you?"

What did you say, Andrew? You said, "But . . . they're making fun of Jesus, too! They say you have to follow the Bible to go to Heaven!"

I sent you on your way, didn't I? I told you not to bother me with this foolishness, and to stop being a crybaby because Jesus hates crybabies. I've said this to you many times before, haven't I?

Now, I was quite disturbed when one of the Landover Pastors contacted me to show me what lies you are putting forth. Your usual whining, I expected. But to write vile things and say I'd printed them in the church bulletin?!

People of Landover, I never wrote these things Andrew claims. In fact, I recently delivered a sermon on the evils of homosexuality and the hazards of slippery oiled menfolk. I have had a look at your thread about professional wrestling, and found it most edifying and consistent with my own teaching until Andrew began his whimpering.

My friends -- I hope I may call you friends -- this incident is just like the time our Mr. Watkins chose to wet himself during one of our church "lock-ins". I'm sure you've heard of such events, in which the boys and a few non-homosexual male leaders (the only sort in MY church) bed down together in the church after a night of prayer, Bible-reading, and other fun games.

Well, the kids called him Drew Peepee Drawers for a month or two, and he kept up with his endless whining until the parents grew sick of it and punished their children to shut him up.

Please don't pay any attention to him. He's a liar and, if you'll pardon the expression, what they call an "attention whore". The more you give him, the more he wants. I also think he would like to be an emo, but lacks the intestinal fortitude to get anything pierced or even dye his hair black.



Andrew, since you have chosen to spread lies about me AND my church, embarassing us in front of God and the good people of this other fine church, I have asked your parents not to bring you to church any more. The Deacons agree that your continual dragging of our name through your mud must end, and end now.

If there are any other questions about Andrew, I would be happy to help in any way I can. Perhaps Mr. or Mrs. Watkins would be willing to register and help you to manage him.



If it's all right with the Pastors of this fine church, I would very much like to read more of your threads in depth, and perhaps engage in discussion here and there. Would that be appropriate?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint!

Andrew, you know as well as I do what happened when you came to speak to me about this foolishness. Would YOU care to tell them the truth, or shall I do it for you?



No, you've already had an opportunity to tell the truth, and told them lies about both yourself AND me. You've put misspelled and mormonic words into my mouth, and defamed my church!

Good people, when Andrew came to my office to complain about your website, I asked him why he was obsessing over what I assumed to be a bunch of smart-aleck kids making a joke website. "If people are calling you names," said I, "stop posting there. Why make yourself a target and then come crying to me like one of those emo freaks? You know how Jesus feels about crybabies and pansies, don't you?"

What did you say, Andrew? You said, "But . . . they're making fun of Jesus, too! They say you have to follow the Bible to go to Heaven!"

I sent you on your way, didn't I? I told you not to bother me with this foolishness, and to stop being a crybaby because Jesus hates crybabies. I've said this to you many times before, haven't I?

Now, I was quite disturbed when one of the Landover Pastors contacted me to show me what lies you are putting forth. Your usual whining, I expected. But to write vile things and say I'd printed them in the church bulletin?!

People of Landover, I never wrote these things Andrew claims. In fact, I recently delivered a sermon on the evils of homosexuality and the hazards of slippery oiled menfolk. I have had a look at your thread about professional wrestling, and found it most edifying and consistent with my own teaching until Andrew began his whimpering.

My friends -- I hope I may call you friends -- this incident is just like the time our Mr. Watkins chose to wet himself during one of our church "lock-ins". I'm sure you've heard of such events, in which the boys and a few non-homosexual male leaders (the only sort in MY church) bed down together in the church after a night of prayer, Bible-reading, and other fun games.

Well, the kids called him Drew Peepee Drawers for a month or two, and he kept up with his endless whining until the parents grew sick of it and punished their children to shut him up.

Please don't pay any attention to him. He's a liar and, if you'll pardon the expression, what they call an "attention whore". The more you give him, the more he wants. I also think he would like to be an emo, but lacks the intestinal fortitude to get anything pierced or even dye his hair black.



Andrew, since you have chosen to spread lies about me AND my church, embarassing us in front of God and the good people of this other fine church, I have asked your parents not to bring you to church any more. The Deacons agree that your continual dragging of our name through your mud must end, and end now.

If there are any other questions about Andrew, I would be happy to help in any way I can. Perhaps Mr. or Mrs. Watkins would be willing to register and help you to manage him.



If it's all right with the Pastors of this fine church, I would very much like to read more of your threads in depth, and perhaps engage in discussion here and there. Would that be appropriate?

Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum, Reverend. Thanks for clearing that matter up. We had assumed it was something like that. My theory is that the pus from Drew's face sores has oozed into his brain, effecting his mental abilities.

Welcome, and feel free to look around.

[JennyD]

Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint!

Ah, I figured P.Zilla (or is it now P.P.P.Zilla?) was making that stuff up. It didn't sound very "pastoral".

Did he also make up that bit about writing Christian fiction for your church, Rev. Rodimer?

[Pimplepee-peezillaWWE]

Re: The Robust Adventures of a Man Named Flint!

Andrew, you know as well as I do what happened when you came to speak to me about this foolishness. Would YOU care to tell them the truth, or shall I do it for you?



No, you've already had an opportunity to tell the truth, and told them lies about both yourself AND me. You've put misspelled and mormonic words into my mouth, and defamed my church!

Good people, when Andrew came to my office to complain about your website, I asked him why he was obsessing over what I assumed to be a bunch of smart-aleck kids making a joke website. "If people are calling you names," said I, "stop posting there. Why make yourself a target and then come crying to me like one of those emo freaks? You know how Jesus feels about crybabies and pansies, don't you?"

What did you say, Andrew? You said, "But . . . they're making fun of Jesus, too! They say you have to follow the Bible to go to Heaven!"

I sent you on your way, didn't I? I told you not to bother me with this foolishness, and to stop being a crybaby because Jesus hates crybabies. I've said this to you many times before, haven't I?

Now, I was quite disturbed when one of the Landover Pastors contacted me to show me what lies you are putting forth. Your usual whining, I expected. But to write vile things and say I'd printed them in the church bulletin?!

People of Landover, I never wrote these things Andrew claims. In fact, I recently delivered a sermon on the evils of homosexuality and the hazards of slippery oiled menfolk. I have had a look at your thread about professional wrestling, and found it most edifying and consistent with my own teaching until Andrew began his whimpering.

My friends -- I hope I may call you friends -- this incident is just like the time our Mr. Watkins chose to wet himself during one of our church "lock-ins". I'm sure you've heard of such events, in which the boys and a few non-homosexual male leaders (the only sort in MY church) bed down together in the church after a night of prayer, Bible-reading, and other fun games.

Well, the kids called him Drew Peepee Drawers for a month or two, and he kept up with his endless whining until the parents grew sick of it and punished their children to shut him up.

Please don't pay any attention to him. He's a liar and, if you'll pardon the expression, what they call an "attention whore". The more you give him, the more he wants. I also think he would like to be an emo, but lacks the intestinal fortitude to get anything pierced or even dye his hair black.



Andrew, since you have chosen to spread lies about me AND my church, embarassing us in front of God and the good people of this other fine church, I have asked your parents not to bring you to church any more. The Deacons agree that your continual dragging of our name through your mud must end, and end now.

If there are any other questions about Andrew, I would be happy to help in any way I can. Perhaps Mr. or Mrs. Watkins would be willing to register and help you to manage him.



If it's all right with the Pastors of this fine church, I would very much like to read more of your threads in depth, and perhaps engage in discussion here and there. Would that be appropriate?

You sir are an imposter. The real Reverend Rodimer would never use the words Crybaby, or accuse me of wetting my pants. Also that display pic is bogus, After all the real Reverend Rodimer that I associate myself with has never worn eyeglasses of any kind. So for that,

=PHAIL