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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #1

    A product sure to enrage Jesus. A condom designed for butt sex.

    I know Jesus, Billy Bob and I are apoplectic over this blatant encouragement for people to have anal sex.
    By putting this product out on the market, they are telling us that it is okay to stick our tallywhackers into stink hole. I, for one, won't stand for it!



    From some chink website.

    World’s first condom specifically designed for anal sex

    by News Editor
    A California company has unveiled prototypes of its new accordion-shaped condoms specifically designed for receptive anal intercourse as well as for men and women, and projects that the condoms will go to market in 2015 pending approvals. [Images and video may not be suitable/safe for work (NSFW).]

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    A California company, Origami Condoms, is planning to roll out a new condom specially designed for anal sex to the market in 2015 pending regulatory approvals.
    The accordion-shaped device is the first to be made with injection-molded engineered silicone instead of conventional latex or animal skin. In addition to the Origami R.A.I. (Receptive Anal Intercourse) condom, the company’s range also includes the Male Condom and Female Condom, both of which share a similar accordion-like design.
    The Origami Condoms’ website states the O.R.A.I condom is “intended to facilitate a pleasurable and safe experience for both partners, increase its acceptability, improve sensation and comfort, and influence consistent condom compliance for those who engage in anal intercourse and are at risk for contracting HIV/AIDS, and STI/STD.” And to “provide a receptive partner with the initiative to use a condom without negotiation.”
    And to make things even worse. The once godly Bill Gates' foundation is actually giving money to finance the gay lifestyle!

    Last month, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation mentioned the new company on its blog saying: “Origami Condoms provides an excellent example of a private enterprise focused on new condom design to promote consistent use by emphasizing the sexual experience.” The foundation is offering a US$100,000 startup grant to innovators to reinvent "the next generation condom that significantly preserves or enhances pleasure" and promotes "regular use."
    Before the condom reaches the market in 2015 as the company hopes, it must be approved by the FDA, the WHO and C-Mark (EU) to meet rigorous safety standards. The company also announced on its site that it will launch its crowdfunding campaign on Indiegogo on May 7.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: A product sure to enrage Jesus. A condom designed for butt sex.

    I'm glad that I read this before lunch and not after because I think I'm going to skip all meals today.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Bjorn Jensen
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2012
      • 2355

      #3
      Re: A product sure to enrage Jesus. A condom designed for butt sex.

      Maybe Landover should buy a few hundred thousend of them, poke 1 very tiny hole in all of them (that can't be seen), carefully repackage them, and donate them all to some pro-sodomy organisation, preferably in California. Like this, but instead with holes so small that they can't be seen, and without warning. When the homosexuals who used them gets the AIDS, they will find out that not even anal condoms prevents them from getting God's mandatory punishment for sodomy!

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      • Russell Holbeck
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2012
        • 735

        #4
        Re: A product sure to enrage Jesus. A condom designed for butt sex.

        Hello Levi Jones.

        The people who use this think they are cheating God out of His Righteous Punishment but they are only fooling themselves. God can make these things come right out of their bottom He has done it before look at 2 Chronicles 21:15:

        And thou shalt have great sickness by disease of thy bowels, until thy bowels fall out by reason of the sickness day by day.

        When their bowels fall out the accordion rubber will fall out and then the gay cancer. There is a Bible verse that says do not mock God and that is what they are doing but I do not have it marked.

        It is in the New Testament the part with Jesus.

        Thank you.

        Rusty
        Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063

          #5
          Re: A product sure to enrage Jesus. A condom designed for butt sex.

          What are they talking about?

          Receptive anal sex? No anal sex is 'receptive' it is always incepted in the most violent of forms

          Anal sex only ever takes place in the form of aggressive rape and since when did rapists ever wear condoms?

          I see this as going the way of the the dodo, Injuns and ToE.

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • Deaner
            Christ's Love Messenger
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 5932

            #6
            Re: A product sure to enrage Jesus. A condom designed for butt sex.

            Sorry, I've vomited.

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            • Bjorn Jensen
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2012
              • 2355

              #7
              Re: A product sure to enrage Jesus. A condom designed for butt sex.

              Can someone please provide Billy Bob Jenkins with sedatives before he reads this? I'm afraid we might loose a great member by heart attack.

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #8
                Re: A product sure to enrage Jesus. A condom designed for butt sex.

                Lord Jesus, I pray thee, guide my fingers as I type. And lead me not into anal sex.

                Deliver us, Lord, from rectal fissures and intestinal hemorrhages.

                Smite, oh Lord, anyone who wraps a phallus in anything. Slay, oh Lord, those who penetrate the rectum with any part of the human anatomy, or any synthetic contrivance.

                Amen.

                Brethren, I refuse to submit to the brain bubble forming in my cerebellum as I undergo this scathing conniption. For the main reason homers have anal sex is in fact to persecute us, and induce aneurisms in Christian brains, and in the brain of Christ. They want us to wither and die, in order that they might rape and molest us post mortem, and consume the salts of our jizz drizzled flesh.

                I refuse to believe that we have been left behind, as compelling as this new evidence may be. For God marshals both the good and the evil in the unfolding of His impeccable plans. I believe God has allowed the development of this anal aperture in order to lure more sodomites into Hell, so that we might not clog the firmament during the Rapture. I believe that God, not sodomy, is in control of the cosmos.

                The human rectum is a dangerous place, full of darkness and feces. The human anus is a stumbling block laid before the sodomite, to lead him into damnation. The Big Rape Lobby may have won a major battle, brethren, but Christ is eternally victorious over His enemies. Lo, eternally victorious is the Kingdom of God.

                Lord of Lords, King of Kings, harken unto my manly cry! Gather your children into your bosom in a manly way. Protect us from anal rape. Guide us through the narrow gate with our rectal tissues as intact as possible. Formulate your Circle of Protection around our anal sanctity. Convene your armies upon the battlefield of souls, so that Satan's rectal ways may be ever undermined. Let the gay campaign to destroy all straight marriages, and my rectum, be usurped utterly.

                Amen.
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • WilliamJenningsBryan
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 9384

                  #9
                  Re: A product sure to enrage Jesus. A condom designed for butt sex.

                  I always knew Bill Gates was a pervert. I switched to JesOS years ago.
                  Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                  brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                  ...and get off my lawn
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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22355

                    #10
                    Re: A product sure to enrage Jesus. A condom designed for butt sex.

                    Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                    Maybe Landover should buy a few hundred thousend of them, poke 1 very tiny hole in all of them (that can't be seen), carefully repackage them, and donate them all to some pro-sodomy organisation, preferably in California.
                    What an excellent idea! Perhaps we can convince Disney to bundle them with their movies and McDonalds to include them in their Happy Meals. The thought of ridding the world of filthy gays makes me very proud to be a True Christian(tm)!
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • Levi Jones
                      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                       
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 13930

                      #11
                      Re: A product sure to enrage Jesus. A condom designed for butt sex.

                      We need your prayers and to generally freak out and call news outlets. You need to call the manufacturer of these abominations. We need to call all the major pharmacy chains and threaten a boycott if they carry them. COME ON, SAINTS! We can do this!
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                      • Bjorn Jensen
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2012
                        • 2355

                        #12
                        Re: A product sure to enrage Jesus. A condom designed for butt sex.

                        Anal sex is one of the most vile and disgusting things a human being can do. All anal sex is gay anal sex, even if its with a woman. If this little Rubber Satan is unleashed, so that God's mandatory punishment for sodomy won't happen, you can bet that homerism will get at least 10 times more common, no one will be safe from rape anylonger, not even the children. Anyone surprised that this evil invention comes from California?

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                        • Virginia Day Templeton
                          Christ's Battle Axe
                           
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 2827

                          #13
                          Re: A product sure to enrage Jesus. A condom designed for butt sex.

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                          Can you imagine John Wayne putting an "accordion-shaped condom" in his butt?

                          What happened to this place?
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                          • ExGay Alex
                            Helping boys become upright model citizens
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2008
                            • 1295

                            #14
                            Re: A product sure to enrage Jesus. A condom designed for butt sex.

                            Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post

                            Can you imagine John Wayne putting an "accordion-shaped condom" in his butt?
                            I, for one, cannot. I tried all morning, but no, can't be done.
                            "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                            • Dr Laurence Niles
                              Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                               
                              • Jan 2012
                              • 9063

                              #15
                              Re: A product sure to enrage Jesus. A condom designed for butt sex.

                              Originally posted by ExGay Alex View Post
                              I, for one, cannot. I tried all morning, but no, can't be done.
                              Even worse than that is imagining my young, clean limbed, eager young nephew having one of these Satan Sacks forced up his bottom

                              Try as I might I can't get this filthy image out of my head

                              This just shows how low those dirty queers will stoop to!

                              YIC
                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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