"Mayor, Why Don't You Just Lighten Up on the Homer Thing?"

[Johny Joe Hold]

I was having coffee at the Senior Citizen's Center yesterday when a woman I've know for many years, and who I've suspected is a closet liberal, asked why I don't give up my campaign against homers. The whole country has changed it's mind, she said.

I try to be patient with such people, but she pushed it too far.

"Sure," I said, "I could just accept this sodomy. But, what would I say to Jesus when he returns. Jesus will ask me, 'Why are all these sodomites here. What have you done to stamp them out?'"

"The thing is," I told her, "I'm the Mayor. Jesus knows I have powers that I can use for Him. If I don't use them, Jesus will punish me."

My hope is this nut case woman is the only one in Freehold that thinks I should stop harassing homers.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: "Mayor, Why Don't You Just Lighten Up on the Homer Thing?"

My hope is this nut case woman is the only one in Freehold that thinks I should stop harassing homers.

She doesn't realize the danger of the homo-rectalist on the loose. Until she is pinned down in the park bushes and suffers violent anal rape by a degenerate queer, she thinks she is doing the right thing be being "tolerant". Boy, will she change her tune when she finds herself helplessly impaled on a diseased homo erection, and it's bound to happen now that the push is on for public sodomy in this broken country.

I think we should raise property taxes in Freehold in order to hire hundreds of more police officers. Prevention is the key. When the aroused sissies enter the city looking for anonymous rectums to assault, we need to be ready to send the message that anal crime does not pay.

In Christ

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: "Mayor, Why Don't You Just Lighten Up on the Homer Thing?"

Mayor Hold, I cannot thank you enough for your watchful vigilance over our humble city. This woman won't be singing the same tune when Hollywood forces the Gay Agenda down her own children's throats, and they grow up to be teenagers wearing naught but straps of leather with little metal studs, smelling like booze and stale sperm. When she walks into her living room to find it a veritable den of screams, blood, feces and other faggotry (decent parents removing such demonic influences from their own homes leads to teenagers having to gather in other homes), perhaps she will remember your words, and send a prayer of thanksgiving that it wasn't worse, considering how she invited Satan's own favorite entertainment into her home.

Brother Porter, your idea of hiring more police to watch over our humble town is a wonderful one. I've no idea how politics works, but I confess to feeling all kinds of sick when I read your account of what is in store for women who encourage homo-rectalism.

[James Hutchins]

Re: "Mayor, Why Don't You Just Lighten Up on the Homer Thing?"

Mayor, thank you for voicing your concern on this subject. I know everyone has been thinking about is privately all the time and quite frankly, scared nearly to death of the thought of the Fagiish raping the clean and decent. I suspect this liebral woman will change her tune the second she has a male 'nurse' that violates her anal passage just because she told him 'the queer sex is A-Ok with me'.
Big joke, ha-ha-ha. People like that should be jailed for spreading their filth!
God tells us sex is for the creation of Soldiers of Christ. Not for the easing of the bowels.