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  • Didymus Much
    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
    • Jun 2010
    • 14079

    #16
    Re: The Gays Are Really Confused Heterosexural (Normal) People Who Have Forsaken God

    Originally posted by Lone Jack View Post
    ...You could be a homosexual right now according to Brother Porter.
    So what point are you attempting to contrive here?

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #17
      Re: The Gays Are Really Confused Heterosexural (Normal) People Who Have Forsaken God

      Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
      Either A or B. Packing mud, or just thinking of assaulting a strange man's rectum, are equal in the eyes of God.

      In Christ
      Originally posted by Lone Jack View Post
      Your entire male congregation could have all been turned homosexual without you ever knowing. You could be a homosexual right now according to Brother Porter.
      Your point about the insidious nature of the homosexual agenda (recruiting men by pretending to be ladies and rendering them homosexual by virtue of lust; Matthew 5:28) notwithstanding, you misrepresent Dr. Niles' character if you suggest he is the kind of man who would be thinking of assaulting these strange men's rectums.

      I think you owe him, Brother Porter, and all the True Christian™ men here an apology for this libel. Don't you?
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #18
        Re: The Gays Are Really Confused Heterosexural (Normal) People Who Have Forsaken God

        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • MitzaLizalor
          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2010
          • 14262

          #19
          Re: The Gays Are Really Confused Heterosexural (Normal) People Who Have Forsaken God

          Originally posted by Lone Jack View Post
          I must assume..
          Why?

          .Do Christians not have noses?

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          • MitzaLizalor
            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14262

            #20
            Re: The Gays Are Really Confused Heterosexural (Normal) People Who Have Forsaken God

            vive la différence

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            • Looney Jack
              Unsaved trash, suspected queer
              • Feb 2013
              • 94

              #21
              Re: The Gays Are Really Confused Heterosexural (Normal) People Who Have Forsaken God

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              Your point about the insidious nature of the homosexual agenda (recruiting men by pretending to be ladies and rendering them homosexual by virtue of lust; Matthew 5:28) notwithstanding, you misrepresent Dr. Niles' character if you suggest he is the kind of man who would be thinking of assaulting these strange men's rectums.

              I think you owe him, Brother Porter, and all the True Christian™ men here an apology for this libel. Don't you?
              Assaulting their rectums? No. No. No. My dear, I never said anything of the sort. The only condition necessary to determine a man's homosexual orientation that is applicable, and the only condition I mentioned, was an acknowledgement of being sexually attracted to feminine aesthetic qualities that are present by the person of a biological male. The mere state of being attracted to a feminized biological male (no need for explicit sexual thoughts) is all that is required to signify a person as being a homosexual according to Brother Porter.

              He did answer C, which happens to include B.

              Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post

              Originally posted by Lone Jack View Post
              Remind me again, how would a True Christian define a homosexual?

              A.) The act of engaging in sexual relations with a person of the same sex
              B.) The attraction to a person of the same sex
              C.) The combination of both A and B
              D.) None of the above
              Either A or B. Packing mud, or just thinking of assaulting a strange man's rectum, are equal in the eyes of God.

              In Christ
              The mere attraction to a person of the same sex is the only necessary criteria.

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14262

                #22
                Re: The Gays Are Really Confused Heterosexural (Normal) People Who Have Forsaken God

                Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                Why?

                .Do Christians not have noses?
                The reason for noses is so that, whether someone had surgery, or ate junk food, or fed you LSD, or otherwise altered their appearance to emulate a different sex, you'd be able to smell them and know if you're smelling exudates from your own sex or from the opposite sex regardless of whether they'd had bits added (or chopped off) but the human nose is less sensitive than the canine nose yet even I'd know whether it's a Boxer or an Orang-utan or some freak pervert


                For sure, I can't smell that picture but say it was "in da house" all "spangled" and prancing around like the hyperactive mercat, promoting its pelvic floor inches from my eyes be certain my nose would smell it.

                There would be no ambiguity. But perhaps you did not grow up on a farm.

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