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  • Tallywacker Hater
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2008
    • 210

    #226
    Re: I think i just talked to a gay

    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    I wouldn't be surprised. There is a lot of suspicion that's exactly what happened to Larry Craig. You sickos will stop at nothing to defeat God's Own Party, and that includes doing whatever it takes to faggify our senators and congressmen. Boooooooooooooooo, liberals! Boooooooooo!!!
    Well, yeah. Actually, late at night, I like to sneak over to churches and spread the homer-virus on all the toilets, pews and even the communion cups. How do you think we got Ted Haggard?

    Next on my list: Sally Kern! The church where her husband is the pastor is only a couple of miles from where I live! I'm gonna turn her into a big ol' lesbian! (already got to her son!)

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78551

      #227
      Re: I think i just talked to a gay

      Originally posted by Tara Mo View Post
      Well, yeah. Actually, late at night, I like to sneak over to churches and spread the homer-virus on all the toilets, pews and even the communion cups. How do you think we got Ted Haggard?

      Next on my list: Sally Kern! The church where her husband is the pastor is only a couple of miles from where I live! I'm gonna turn her into a big ol' lesbian! (already got to her son!)
      You mean THE Sally Kern? She's one of my Christian heroes! Did you see her kick some queer butt on TV a few weeks ago?



      Notice the false Christian queer "pastor" didn't even shave to be on TV? And his clothes were all rumpled...a sure sign of no wife to do the ironing.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Tallywacker Hater
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jun 2008
        • 210

        #228
        Re: I think i just talked to a gay

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        You mean THE Sally Kern? She's one of my Christian heroes! Did you see her kick some queer butt on TV a few weeks ago?
        Yeah, the same Sally Kern. Aparently, in her twisted little world, homosexuals were responsible for killing thousands on 9/11.

        Never fear; before long, I'll have her with a mullet, wearing flannel shirts at a local lesbian bar!

        Oh, don't worry; she couldn't have been too much of a good Christian. After all, she's a woman who works outside the house. Shouldn't she be at home, in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant?

        Notice the false Christian queer "pastor" didn't even shave to be on TV? And his clothes were all rumpled...a sure sign of no wife to do the ironing.
        Wouldn't a queer do his own ironing?

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #229
          Re: I think i just talked to a gay

          Originally posted by Tara Mo View Post
          Yeah, the same Sally Kern. Aparently, in her twisted little world, homosexuals were responsible for killing thousands on 9/11.
          They weren't? Don't homosexuals kill thousands of people every day *with the AIDS?
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #230
            Re: I think i just talked to a gay

            Originally posted by Tara Mo View Post
            Actually, late at night, I like to sneak over to churches and spread the homer-virus on all the toilets, pews and even the communion cups.
            You keep on doing that in those "churches" with our blessing!
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            • CloseToSuicide
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Jul 2008
              • 15

              #231
              Re: I think i just talked to a gay

              ...Homosexual-virus? are you piffleing serious? OH MY piffleING GOD!! sick sick deluded people! I have given up trying to reason with you people! you are nothing more than piles of *filth removed* on the ground, and I would give everything I have to walk all over you *filth removed* people! the only downside would be that I would get your *filth removed* on my shoes! piffleing *filth removed*!!!! you guys are sick piffleing *filth removed* *filth removed*piffle piffleing piffle!!! I piffleing hate you piffleing people! get a piffleing life! piffle!!!
              Last edited by Deaner; 07-09-2008, 11:19 AM. Reason: Language offensive to Baby Jesus.
              "HOW MANY MORE LIKE YOU, ARE THERE?!! HOW MANY MORE?!!! YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE THE THINGS I'VE ENDURED!! AND ALWAYS AT THE HANDS OF SHIT LIKE YOU!!! YOU DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH!!!"
              -Johnny The Homicidal Maniac-
              --by Jhonen Vasquez.

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              • effingugly
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Jul 2008
                • 7

                #232
                Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                soooo.....
                some of the piffleing *filth removed* you guys are talking about is....well..... piffleing *filth removed*. that is the only way to describe this *filth removed*. you guys are *filth removed*. piffleing stupid *filth removed* bastards. and if you ladies out there do not appreciate that statement, you are piffleing stupid *filth removed* bitches. you are *filth removed*, you are mormonic. and don't tell my I'm going to hell, or Jesus hates me, because you have no right, nor any idea of weather or not Jesus hates me! so go mind your own piffleing business and stop persecuting homosexual people, they did not ask for it, so stop trying to act "cool" by terrorizing people in God's name! Go to hell!
                the great Buddha shall smite you!
                Last edited by Deaner; 07-09-2008, 11:21 AM. Reason: Painful and unecessary judgemental thinking.
                For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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                • effingugly
                  Unsaved trash
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                  • Jul 2008
                  • 7

                  #233
                  Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                  oh... and this thread is all fucked up.
                  For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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                  • 4GodNOThypocrites
                    Unsaved Trash Admitted pervert lezbo
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 71

                    #234
                    Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                    seriously, you all need help.
                    i am a christian, and very proud. and i am also a bisexual.
                    alos very proud.
                    you all think that you should not talk to homosexuals?
                    than how on earth do you expect them to be saved?
                    and spitting scripture into their faces is NO way to get them to come to Christ.
                    if you just start throwing out things at them, it will only make them more mad. and want to be further from God.
                    you need to just talk with them. make them feel comfortable. (gays,lesbains, and bisexuals are normal people. just like you all. with normal feelings, a heart and a brain. treat them like a equal. Jesus would. and the DO NOT like EVERY person they see. same sex or different.)
                    get their veiw on homosexuality and God. if the feel like they are not being attcked, they will camly talk with you about the subject.
                    now, on the matter that you think he is gay just by the way he talks is totally ludacris. and stupid. that is JUST a STEROTYPE. not all gay men sound or talk that way.
                    i happen to know SEVERAL gay men that look, act and talk like a hederosexual.
                    and another thing, you people call yourselves "true christians" but you are NOT. a christian means being CHRIST LIKE. and you all are anything BUT! you mean well, but you are so missguided. the bible says that in the end days that satan comes in sheeps clothing. THIS is it my friends. you all. and it also says that the blind (your church and it's people) will lead the blind (the world). it's one thing to screw up your one lives with this garbage, but it's a whole different story when you are lying to tons of other people. Jesus was the kindest and most tolerant person EVER. and you all say that he isn't tolerant at all. psssh. get your facts straight.
                    Father, give me strength to wittness, be there for those in need. to show the blind the way, to be the light in the darkness.

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                    • Billybob Sunday
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 261

                      #235
                      Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                      Originally posted by 4GodNOThypocrites View Post
                      seriously, you all need help.
                      i am a christian, and very proud. and i am also a bisexual.
                      alos very proud.
                      you all think that you should not talk to homosexuals?
                      than how on earth do you expect them to be saved?
                      and spitting scripture into their faces is NO way to get them to come to Christ.
                      if you just start throwing out things at them, it will only make them more mad. and want to be further from God.
                      you need to just talk with them. make them feel comfortable. (gays,lesbains, and bisexuals are normal people. just like you all. with normal feelings, a heart and a brain. treat them like a equal. Jesus would. and the DO NOT like EVERY person they see. same sex or different.)
                      get their veiw on homosexuality and God. if the feel like they are not being attcked, they will camly talk with you about the subject.
                      now, on the matter that you think he is gay just by the way he talks is totally ludacris. and stupid. that is JUST a STEROTYPE. not all gay men sound or talk that way.
                      i happen to know SEVERAL gay men that look, act and talk like a hederosexual.
                      and another thing, you people call yourselves "true christians" but you are NOT. a christian means being CHRIST LIKE. and you all are anything BUT! you mean well, but you are so missguided. the bible says that in the end days that satan comes in sheeps clothing. THIS is it my friends. you all. and it also says that the blind (your church and it's people) will lead the blind (the world). it's one thing to screw up your one lives with this garbage, but it's a whole different story when you are lying to tons of other people. Jesus was the kindest and most tolerant person EVER. and you all say that he isn't tolerant at all. psssh. get your facts straight.
                      4God,

                      The only reason to come here is to seek our counsel and share our love of Christ. Do not tell us what we are to believe or how we should interpret the Bible. We follow God's word to the letter, and the Book of Leviticus plainly states that the penalty for the sin of faggotry is death. The fact that you consider Jesus to be "the kindest and most tolerant person EVER"
                      shows that you really have no idea what is in the Bible.

                      Here is my advice, since you are unrepentant in your buggery: leave this place and never return. Go to your nearest Episcopal Church and tell them you are a homo who also loves Jesus. They will accept you, praise the Lord with you, and share selective passages from the Bible with you that promote your ideal of a loving hippy Jesus. Heck, they might even ask you to be a priest - the Episcopals LOVE homer priests!

                      After you die, the real Jesus, who hates sinners, will gleefully fling your worthless soul into Hell where you can join all of your new Episcopal Queer friends, because every single one of them will be roasting for eternity right next to you.

                      Glory!

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                      • Roberta
                        Anti La Leche League Organizer
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 1817

                        #236
                        Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                        This might be a good place to start:
                        Episcopalian & Fabulous

                        Gay Pride Calendar at Grace Church in Providence

                        Sunday 15 June – Interfaith Service

                        Beneficent Congregational Church at 300 Weybosset Street in Dowcnity

                        4PM with reception in Abbott Park Place to follow

                        Saturday 21 June – 2008 Pride Marketplace

                        NOON. Come Visit the Grace Church information and welcome table

                        Saturday 21 June – 2008 Pride Parade

                        EVENING. Join the LGBT & Friends Alliance of Grace Church

                        Sunday 22 June – Sunday Worship at Grace Church in Providence

                        Corner of Westminster and Mathewson Streets in Downcity

                        Worship with Grace Church in Providence at 8AM and 10AM

                        Hospitality following the 10AM service courtesy the LGBT & Friends

                        Alliance of Grace Church

                        I used to be an Episcopalian but left when the church began its love affair with sodomites and muff divers!
                        Come climb my mountains.

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                        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 12414

                          #237
                          Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                          Originally posted by effingangry View Post
                          don't tell my I'm going to hell, or Jesus hates me, because you have no right
                          So we don't have the right to tell you what the Bible says about your kind or how your deathstyle choice has decided your eternal fate (unless you repent and change your ways), but you have the right to come here and shout at us, insult us, persecute us and scream obscene language at us? Over and over again sodomites and sodomite-loving liberals claim they're not looking for special rights, yet here is a perfect example of how it's yet another demoncrat party lie.
                          And speaking of minding one's own business, a question... Who came to whose message board here?
                          Posted via Prayer

                          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                          Blogging for CHRIST!
                          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                          On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                          • effingugly
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 7

                            #238
                            Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                            So we don't have the right to tell you what the Bible says about your kind or how your deathstyle choice has decided your eternal fate (unless you repent and change your ways), but you have the right to come here and shout at us, insult us, persecute us and scream obscene language at us? Over and over again sodomites and sodomite-loving liberals claim they're not looking for special rights, yet here is a perfect example of how it's yet another demoncrat party lie.
                            And speaking of minding one's own business, a question... Who came to whose message board here?
                            I came to your message board because you left one of my best friends hurt, crying and wondering why she was in existence! Do you seriously think that that is okay with me? I came to listen to what you had to say and try to see your views, but now I wonder "What in the world could have happened to them to make them turn out that way?"
                            you people are horrible!
                            For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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                            • Deaner
                              Christ's Love Messenger
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5932

                              #239
                              Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                              Originally posted by effingangry View Post
                              I came to your message board because you left one of my best friends hurt, crying and wondering why she was in existence! Do you seriously think that that is okay with me? I came to listen to what you had to say and try to see your views, but now I wonder "What in the world could have happened to them to make them turn out that way?"
                              you people are horrible!
                              Do you realize how many of our older and more sensitive members were left in tears after your obscenity laced tirade? Some of them are in counselling as we speak. You have a lot of nerve.

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                              • Get Thee Hence!
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 137

                                #240
                                Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                                Forgive me, for perhaps this question should be a new topic unto itself.

                                Are lessbeings considered gay in God's Judgement, or do they fall under a different category of His smiting lists?

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