[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

I just found out a guy down a the meat packing plant is gay. I don't know which one.

Can't you get them to just fire all the men? That would be the safest way to proceed.

I recall down at the Freehold KJV Bible Bonanza Bookstore a couple of years ago, Bud Collins the owner called me and said that one of his staff was a suspected bisexural, based on some graffiti he'd seen in a men's toilet out on the interstate, only he didn't know which employee it was. I advised him to just can the lot of them, which he did. 32 men got their pink slips that day, including Bud's own brother who'd worked there for over 20 years.

Better safe than sorry I always say.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

I just found out a guy down a the meat packing plant is gay. I don't know which one. Pastors, is it understandable
to become a vegetarian in this case. I don't want a homer handling my meat. I'm certain you can get AIDS that way.
I'll get some rabbits for now. It'll be good for the bootcamp for the kids to raise and eat rabbits. I guess we'll get some chickens too, a couple of pigs. Better to handle your meat and play it safe I suppose.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

I recently read an article which postulated, rightfully so I might add, that we conceive God according to our own beliefs and prejudices and act as though that were something quite outside of us.

Well bully for you. It turns my True Christian(tm) stomach to think about the revolting things that you must read. The fact that you want to share such degeneracy on God's favorite forum is an outrage that I Pray will never be repeated.

Your beliefs are disturbing and frightening...

Of course they are! That's the whole point you insufferable sodomite! Unrepentant filth such as yourself should be very, very frightened of what God has in store for you. You are going to spend an eternity in a lake of fire, where the worm dieth not, where unspeakable suffering, torture and misery await in a relentless torrent of pain. If I were you I would be terrified! Taunt:

I've always felt that to suggest that someone is off of his medication to be demeaning and rude.

That notwithstanding, please seek professional help. You are a danger to yourself and others and I mean that sincerely,

This last part is something that you should look at yourself in a mirror and shout out loud. Contact me (or any other True Christian(tm) pastor immediately for the "professional help" that you need. Jesus is the cure for what ails you, queerboy.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

I recently read an article which postulated, rightfully so I might add, that we conceive God according to our own beliefs and prejudices and act as though that were something quite outside of us.

Your beliefs are disturbing and frightening and I am very concerned that you are walking about without supervision.

I've always felt that to suggest that someone is off of his medication to be demeaning and rude.

That notwithstanding, please seek professional help. You are a danger to yourself and others and I mean that sincerely,

Another keyboard to be disinfected!

[JUAN GARCIA, repulsive dago queer]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

I recently read an article which postulated, rightfully so I might add, that we conceive God according to our own beliefs and prejudices and act as though that were something quite outside of us.

Your beliefs are disturbing and frightening and I am very concerned that you are walking about without supervision.

I've always felt that to suggest that someone is off of his medication to be demeaning and rude.

That notwithstanding, please seek professional help. You are a danger to yourself and others and I mean that sincerely,

[eliot mayfield]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

Back on topic. Do we have a Landover True Christian™ approved keyboard disinfection plan? Because I've just about scrubbed all the letters off of mine with the influx of Homosexuals lately. I can't afford to buy a new keyboard every time they post here!

[Brother Terrence]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

nay nay Louisiana, you can contract a multitude of diseases over the telephone. consider any of a vast array of contact bacteria you may come into contact with when in physical use of any public phone. also, consider that you may be talked into something as abbhorrent as suicide. and as you may or may not be aware, suicidal tendencies is classified as a disease. i say, when in doubt as to the potential of talking to a gay, or otherwise infected "person" on the phone, tell them to hold on for a minute, and ask God what to do via a quick but meaningful prayer. let Him show you the one and only way.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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I now have proof! I was speaking with my mother on Skype. She had the flu. Now I have the flu too! This is proof you can catch stuff from the internet. If you can get the flu, you can get the AIDS!

Ban all gays ASAP!!!!!!!!
Wear rubber gloves if you suspect a gay has been to our forums and spray your keyboard with bleach!

Thank goodness for Quarantine--a few bad apples can't spoil the bunch here anymore! This is why I've been recommending a good industrial-grade HazMat suit for everyday wear--you never know when a gay has been breathing the same air that you're breathing!



Now we can do our errands, minister to the homos AND stay AIDS-Free. Glory!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

I now have proof! I was speaking with my mother on Skype. She had the flu. Now I have the flu too! This is proof you can catch stuff from the internet. If you can get the flu, you can get the AIDS!

Ban all gays ASAP!!!!!!!!
Wear rubber gloves if you suspect a gay has been to our forums and spray your keyboard with bleach!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

People come in contact with gay people everyday. gays are doctors,lawyers, pilots, ceo's and every other job you can think of

Pilots? I'm confused. Are you trying to tell me that the queers did 9/11 out of hatred for America and family values?

[Nemisses]

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Mr. Mayfield, you don't need to worry about catching the AIDS over the phone. You've probably been exposed to ignorant, paranoid lunatics who beleive every conspiracy theory they hear. The truth is, sodomites transmit the AIDS to normal heterosexual people like us through extended eye contact.

So, if you talk to a man you don't know to be a True Christian™, I suggest wearing sunglasses with 100% UVA/UVB/HIV protection or at least averting your eyes. These homosexuals are very crafty; some, like that actor Rock Hudson, appear perfectly normal in every way, and could in fact be slipping you the AIDS through a deeply penetrating glance without your knowledge!!

This is just one of the many reasons God tells us:

2 Corinthians 6:14-16:

If you avoid the unbelievers, Mr. Mayfield, you can avoid the AIDS!

Theres a reason AID is called a sexually transmitted disease, because its transmitted with eye contact, of course.

[VictoryOS]

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You can never be too careful, Brother Wright! I've made it a point to keep homosexuals out of my life altogether. Sometimes it's a little awkward asking the cashier at the supermarket if she has the AIDS before letting her touch my groceries. But it's better to be safe than to catch the AIDS!

[Ebenezer Wright]

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"The truth is, sodomites transmit the AIDS to normal heterosexual people like us through extended eye contact."

WHAT.

Are you joking? If you have sex with a gay man who has AIDS (NOT ALL OF THEM DO) without protection, you will get AIDS.

eye contact...stupid people...

Have you ever seen a straight guy having a staring contest with a homosexual. Of course not!! Who would be so foolish? I know I am not going to risk catching the AIDs.

[Shellfish Gene]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

"The truth is, sodomites transmit the AIDS to normal heterosexual people like us through extended eye contact."

WHAT.

Are you joking? If you have sex with a gay man who has AIDS (NOT ALL OF THEM DO) without protection, you will get AIDS.

eye contact...stupid people...

[ExGay Alex]

Re: I think i just talked to a gay

Lincoln got a little bit too close for comfort, in my view, to the homosexual temptation, and when you get a look at that porker Mary Todd, you wonder if Lincoln had one beard or two.

Reverand Rodimer is right, though. This just shows how pervasive they are, how tenacious they are, and how they will stop at nothing until we are all Hell-bound sodomites. The power of Christ is the best defense.