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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23765

    #1

    Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality

    Rick Scarborough, Tea Party leader, supports a Class Action Lawsuit against Queers. I'm a little surprised Santorum isn't all over this one, but I think they deserve the support of all True Christians™ and those who love America.

    "Obviously, statistically now even the Centers for Disease Control verifies that homosexuality much more likely leads to AIDS than smoking leads to cancer. And yet the entire nation has rejected smoking, billions of dollars are put into a trust fund to help cancer victims and the tobacco industry was held accountable for that," Scarborough said.

    LaBarbera agreed with Scarborough, and added, “We need to work on our conservative, alternate media and say, ‘look, don’t do the pro-gay thing, why don’t you rather step out and support these ex-gays?’ We should encourage Fox News to tell these stories ... these wonderful stories of happy men and women who have left the homosexual lifestyle.”

    Earlier this year, Scarborough expressed anti-gay sentiments, declaring the word “gay” an “abuse of the language” during a guest sermon in New Jersey.

    "They're not gay ... that's a twist into the words," Scarborough argued. "It won't be long until we'll be calling pedophiles 'happy people.'"




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    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

  • Obese Gay Al
    Unsaved Trash, filthy obese repulsive godmocking witch
    • Oct 2013
    • 42

    #2
    Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality

    A class action lawsuit against homosexuals, oh no. This can't be happening, I thought we were over this.
    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #3
      Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality

      Originally posted by Obese Gay Al View Post
      A class action lawsuit against homosexuals, oh no. This can't be happening, I thought we were over this.
      Friend, if Jesus were to come back right now and say that queers were NOT an abomination in His eyes, I would be the first to embrace you like a brother.



      Unfortunately for you, He hasn't done that.

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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      • Obese Gay Al
        Unsaved Trash, filthy obese repulsive godmocking witch
        • Oct 2013
        • 42

        #4
        Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality

        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
        Friend, if Jesus were to come back right now and say that queers were NOT an abomination in His eyes, I would be the first to embrace you like a brother.



        Unfortunately for you, He hasn't done that.

        Yours in Christ,

        Z. Smyth
        And he never will. Because he isn't real.
        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23765

          #5
          Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality

          Originally posted by Obese Gay Al View Post
          And he never will. Because he isn't real.
          Telling yourself lies may help you sleep better at night. In the mean time, we'll be doing all we can to protect the children.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • WilliamJenningsBryan
            True Christian™
             
            • Jan 2007
            • 9383

            #6
            Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality

            I say we tax the gays just like we have "sin" taxes on cigarettes and alcohol.
            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
            ...and get off my lawn
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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #7
              Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality

              Originally posted by Obese Gay Al View Post
              And he never will. Because he isn't real.


              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              Telling yourself lies may help you sleep better at night. In the mean time, we'll be doing all we can to protect the children.
              Old tubby here probably has a couple of kids in his basement that he is grooming for the sodomite deathstyle.

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              • Obese Gay Al
                Unsaved Trash, filthy obese repulsive godmocking witch
                • Oct 2013
                • 42

                #8
                Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality

                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post




                Old tubby here probably has a couple of kids in his basement that he is grooming for the sodomite deathstyle.

                You're confusing me with yourself.
                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23765

                  #9
                  Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality

                  Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                  Old tubby here probably has a couple of kids in his basement that he is grooming for the sodomite deathstyle.

                  He probably has cartons and cartons of Oreo Cookies to lure them into playing "house." And he wonders why we will put an end to homosexuality.

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Obese Gay Al
                    Unsaved Trash, filthy obese repulsive godmocking witch
                    • Oct 2013
                    • 42

                    #10
                    Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    He probably has cartons and cartons of Oreo Cookies to lure them into playing "house." And he wonders why we will put an end to homosexuality.

                    Nope, you're confusing me with yourself, tubby lumpkins.
                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • Mary Etheldreda
                      Gushing for Jesus
                       
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 23765

                      #11
                      Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality

                      No, dear. I follow The Maker's Diet. Only food that is mentioned in the Holy Bible comes into the Etheldreda home. At the front door, it is prayed over so the demons that would have come from any homosexual or catholic (mexican) hands will be expelled before reaching my precious children.






                      I encourage you to try it. Close your tummy, and open your heart. It will change your life.

                      I promise.

                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 8337

                        #12
                        Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality

                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                        Close your tummy,
                        Jesus and I think his netherregions should be closed as well, to prevent the spread of airborne AIDS.
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29433

                          #13
                          Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality

                          I am going to find every Homofaqual person I can and add them to this suit.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Johny Joe Hold
                            Mayor of Freehold
                             
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 12276

                            #14
                            Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality

                            This Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality is a wonderful development. When judges are forced to see the actual and documentable harm done by annal sex, they will put an end to it forever.

                            So called "Homer Marriage" will disappear because homers will be outlawed.
                            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                            • Godfly
                              Descended from Rapes
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 1552

                              #15
                              Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality

                              The class action lawsuit against cigarettes targeted the manufacturers. I think this one should do the same. Parents who raise gay children should be the ones who should pay. Since a son turning queer is usually the mothers fault we should punish them. Maybe then they will stop making gays.
                              Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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