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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23765
    #1

    Gay Agenda Uses Oreo Cookies: More Addictive Than Heroin And Cocaine

    You heard it here first folks,
    Oreo cookies were created to recruit gays.



    Newest scientifical research betrays the Gay Perverts and proves Oreo Cookies are more addictive than any drug ever. It's how they recruit kids to the gay lifestyle.





    Typical Recruitment Strategy
    Perverted Old Man Grooming Boy Child

    It's why God has always hated Oreo Cookies, as first revealed to Brother Bobby-Joe through the Power of the Holy Ghost:

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Proverbs
    16:19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

    God is famous for tough love for His creation so that means numerous people are going to die the first chance our Good Lord gets

    The following are hated by God and need to repent before He grows wrathful


    New York Yankees
    Nobel Peace Prize Winners
    Nudists
    Occultists
    Occupy Movement Members
    Oreo Cookies
    Paleontologists
    People who Live Near Gays
    Pornographers
    Pollsters
    Pre-stolen Land Thieves
    Progressives
    Protestors
    The Poor
    Public Transit Workers







    Think about it. Who has something to gain from getting children addicted?

    The Gays. That's part of their Recruitment Plan.

    Oreo Cookies are given to children daily, yet are more addictive than Crack Cocaine:




    More addictive than the Marijuana:




    More addictive than Bath Salts:




    They might have well have sold Oreo Cookies out of their druggie motor-home.




    If you don't think the Gay Agenda is leading this nation, you're not paying attention.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

    Tags: addiction, candy, sugar will rot your teeth!
    • Titus Templeton
      Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
      Jesus macht frei
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2010
      • 5912
      #2
      Re: Gay Agenda Uses Oreo Cookies: More Addictive Than Heroin And Cocaine

      One of the side effects of this drug is that even some woman can get addicted. We don't know if this is part of their plan, but some of them loose a lot of their attractivity and can lead men to the same sex.

      -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
      -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
      -Holocaust Jokes
      -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
      -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
      -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
      -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
      -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930
          #3
          Re: Gay Agenda Uses Oreo Cookies: More Addictive Than Heroin And Cocaine

          Oreos finally admitted that they were actively recruiting for the gay lifestyle in 2012.

          It is good that we are getting the word out there on how these cookies turn people queer.

          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • Billy Bob Jenkins
              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
              Hates anal sex. And trees.
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 8337
              #4
              Re: Gay Agenda Uses Oreo Cookies: More Addictive Than Heroin And Cocaine

              Catholics believe that Oreos, when prayed over by one of their rapists/priests, undergo transubstantiation into the semen of little boys.

              This may be the only thing they are right about in their entire religion.

              Anyone who eats Oreos is a child molester and an idolater.
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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