Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier. (How do we know he was not a homer?)

[Johny Joe Hold]

Every year of this day, the U. S. President lays a wreath on the grave of the Unknown Soldier. This is suppose to be symbolic of any and every soldier that has died.

Really, for it to be a genuinely patriotic event, there should be some vetting as to who is buried there. Do we want to honor some soldier who was fighting for Satan?

Someone in government knows who the soldier was. It would not hurt the annual ceremony one bit to confirm the guy had dates with women and not other soldiers.

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/2013/11/live-president-obama-lays-a-wreath-at-the-tomb-of-the-unknown-soldier.html

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier. (How do we know he was not a homer?)

Every year of this day, the U. S. President lays a wreath on the grave of the Unknown Soldier. This is suppose to be symbolic of any and every soldier that has died.

Really, for it to be a genuinely patriotic event, there should be some vetting as to who is buried there. Do we want to honor some soldier who was fighting for Satan?

Someone in government knows who the soldier was. It would not hurt the annual ceremony one bit to confirm the guy had dates with women and not other soldiers.

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/...n-soldier.html

We have a little extra phrase, "under God" in our Pledge of Allegiance.

If we could be assured the dead soldier was not a homer, the script of the President each year could read, We gather here each year at the Tomb of the Heterosexual Unknown Soldier to express our appreciation of those who lost their lives in defense of our country....

It seems like something we True Christians™ should demand.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier. (How do we know he was not a homer?)

Brother, we may not know who this soldier was, but we do know that Obama ensured he (or she, for that matter) was a sodomite and a pedophile, by repealing "Don't Ask Don't Tell". Because straight warfare is no longer protected by this legislation, unknown soldiers now have the special privilege to rub their uncouth bedroom practices in our faces, like so much AIDS riddled semen.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I've heard that Obama has allowed his big donor atheists to enter that tomb and sodomize the corpse of that poor soldier.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier. (How do we know he was not a homer?)

I've heard that Obama has allowed his big donor atheists to enter that tomb and sodomize the corpse of that poor soldier.

Figuratively, this has been happening constantly since the day he flooded the military with ass-suckers.

[James Hutchins]

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I find it offensive that the soldier is denied being identified. A family was robbed by the liebral demoncrats of military death benefits as well as bringing closure. A female someplace is waiting at the door, pie steaming in anticipation of the mans return.
When Jesus was murdered on the cross and then buried in the mountain, it was clearly marked. His grave was left alone so He could rise from the dead and perform His miracles. Don't these people realize by having armed guards, 25/7, the soul in the tomb is being prevented from having a dignified exit?

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Don't these people realize by having armed guards, 25/7, the soul in the tomb is being prevented from having a dignified exit?

A deep theological point, Brother Hutchins. There is so much about the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier that seems not True Christian™.

Instead of guards, the government could simply pay people to stand by the tomb and read aloud the Bible. Those passages addressing the worst sins could be read over and over. That would include, of course, the ones condemning homerism. Tourists who visit would be forced to hear this important information.

This Tomb of the Unknown Soldier has me so upset I'm thinking about starting now to stop next year's wreath ceremony.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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And how do we even know he was an American and not some damn foreigner?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier. (How do we know he was not a homer?)

All soldiers have these dog tags making it possible to identify a pile of burning ashes.

They only take of their tags to have anal sex, everyone knows that.