[Tallywacker Hater]

Re: What does the Bible think of me?

Brother Eliot hit the nail square on the head. Here, I will give you a head start should you ever decide to crack open a Bible. Look for the word "effeminate". This poor, deluded man is about to chop off his tallywhacker (and probably eat it too) and for what? Because Satan lied to him about being "a woman inside".

*sigh* How many times must I tell you people?

THE PENIS IS NOT CHOPPED OFF IN SEXUAL REASSIGNMENT SURGERY!!!

If you want to be more accurate, it is reformed into a vagina.

I don't know which is more pathetic; that you can't figure that out after having been told countless times by me or that you can't bring yourselves to say the word "penis."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What does the Bible think of me?

*sigh* How many times must I tell you people?

THE PENIS IS NOT CHOPPED OFF IN SEXUAL REASSIGNMENT SURGERY!!!

If you want to be more accurate, it is reformed into a vagina.

I don't know which is more pathetic; that you can't figure that out after having been told countless times by me or that you can't bring yourselves to say the word "penis."

The most pathetic is a queer sinner like you, hurling themselves into the lake of fire instead of embracing God's Divine Plan.

If He gave you a tallywacker, then who are you to say otherwise? All your joo excuses and double talk notwithstanding, you are planning to have it chopped off. don't try and play word games with Jesus. He sees through your charade. You'll go to hell as the man you are.

[Tallywacker Hater]

Re: What does the Bible think of me?

The most pathetic is a queer sinner like you, hurling themselves into the lake of fire instead of embracing God's Divine Plan.

If He gave you a tallywacker, then who are you to say otherwise? All your joo excuses and double talk notwithstanding, you are planning to have it chopped off. don't try and play word games with Jesus. He sees through your charade. You'll go to hell as the man you are.

Actually, if Gods Divine Plan involves me being a man, I tried embracing it for years and years. I spent the better part of that time hating myself, society and, well, just about everything. I was an outcast.

Further more, if Jesus plans to send me to heaven as a man, that would turn heaven into hell for me. I'd rather live as the woman I am for a while now over spending all eternity as "that miserable boy."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What does the Bible think of me?

Actually, if Gods Divine Plan involves me being a man, I tried embracing it for years and years. I spent the better part of that time hating myself, society and, well, just about everything. I was an outcast.

Well that just shows what an utter failure you are as a human being. You failed Jesus! All you have to do is stop being a limp wristed queer and accept Christ as your Savior©. THEN you'll be happy like me!

Further more, if Jesus plans to send me to heaven as a man, that would turn heaven into hell for me. I'd rather live as the woman I am for a while now over spending all eternity as "that miserable boy."

You misunderstood me rather dramatically. Jesus has no plans to send a queer who cut's it's God given tallywacker off up to Heaven. If you continue with this demonic hobby, you'll be sent to eternal hellfire for being a queer. If you repent and stop being a homer, then you might just get Saved© and sent up to Heaven with the rest of us True Christian™ Men.

[VictoryOS]

Re: What does the Bible think of me?

Just out of curiosity, what do they do with a man's tallywacker after they cut it off? Do they just throw it away?

[Talitha]

Re: What does the Bible think of me?

Just out of curiosity, what do they do with a man's tallywacker after they cut it off? Do they just throw it away?

I hear tell that they give them to reforming Lezbeens to play with so they know what one looks like.

[VictoryOS]

Re: What does the Bible think of me?

I hear tell that they give them to reforming Lezbeens to play with so they know what one looks like.

Ugh, I should have known the answer would involve those wretched lezbean whores! Now I wish I'd never asked.

[Tallywacker Hater]

Re: What does the Bible think of me?

Well that just shows what an utter failure you are as a human being. You failed Jesus! All you have to do is stop being a limp wristed queer and accept Christ as your Savior©. THEN you'll be happy like me!



You misunderstood me rather dramatically. Jesus has no plans to send a queer who cut's it's God given tallywacker off up to Heaven. If you continue with this demonic hobby, you'll be sent to eternal hellfire for being a queer. If you repent and stop being a homer, then you might just get Saved© and sent up to Heaven with the rest of us True Christian™ Men.

Ah, but that's the thing: I TRIED to be a man. I tried so hard it's crazy. I was bound and determined to make myself a man. I did everything I could think of to try to turn myself into a man! I got married and had kids and I was in all kinds of sports in high school! None of it ever made me feel like a man, though.

What's more, if I did decide to go back to being a man, that would basically be death for me. That would be hell on earth. It would actually be worse than death for me. In fact, I can't imagine hell being worse than being a man for me. So, if I have to choose between being a woman for a short time and being tortured in hell for eternity or being a man for eternity, I'll be a woman and baby Jesus can torture me for it all he wants.

Just out of curiosity, what do they do with a man's tallywacker after they cut it off? Do they just throw it away?

What have I told you about that? Okay, say it with me: "Nobody wants their PENIS cut off!"

[VictoryOS]

Re: What does the Bible think of me?

What have I told you about that? Okay, say it with me: "Nobody wants their PENIS cut off!"

Ok, now I'm really confused. Please excuse me for asking what you'll probably think is a stupid question...but if you realize that cutting off your tallywacker is abnormal, then why do you want to do it? I'm just trying to understand, so please be patient with me.

[4GodNOThypocrites]

Re: What does the Bible think of me?

You have never read the Bible, have you?

yes i ahve and it is my FAVORITE book. there id nothing that anyone can do to make God stop loving them. He hates the sin, not the sinner.

[Tallywacker Hater]

Re: What does the Bible think of me?

Ok, now I'm really confused. Please excuse me for asking what you'll probably think is a stupid question...but if you realize that cutting off your tallywacker is abnormal, then why do you want to do it? I'm just trying to understand, so please be patient with me.

Because nobody cuts it off.

If you want to be more accurate, you could probably say that it is surgically turned inside out. Well, that's what happens to the twig, but, yeah, the berries do get cut off. What happens to them? Don't know, don't care but when I get rid of them, good riddence!

[VictoryOS]

Re: What does the Bible think of me?

If you want to be more accurate, you could probably say that it is surgically turned inside out.

I'm sorry to say this, but that sounds completely disgusting. When I read that, I nearly lost my Pringles.

[Tallywacker Hater]

Re: What does the Bible think of me?

I'm sorry to say this, but that sounds completely disgusting. When I read that, I nearly lost my Pringles.

Actually, it's not that bad. Then again, I have a high tolerance for disgusting when you consider that my job involves cleaning poop out of geriatric butts all day.

All humans start out as female. After a few months, those with the Y chromosome react to testosterone and their vagina grows outward while their ovaries turn into testicles.

*sigh* I wish that hadn't happened to me.

Anyway, say it with me, folks: I do not want my penis cut off.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What does the Bible think of me?

Actually, it's not that bad. Then again, I have a high tolerance for disgusting when you consider that my job involves cleaning poop out of geriatric butts all day.

All humans start out as female. After a few months, those with the Y chromosome react to testosterone and their vagina grows outward while their ovaries turn into testicles.

*sigh* I wish that hadn't happened to me.

You are pulling things out of your own butt now. None of what you say is in the Bible. Some joo scientist makes up some nonsensical words like "chromosone" and you empty-headed unsaved queers all jump on the bandwagon. Anything but Jesus, right?

Anyway, say it with me, folks: I do not want my penis cut off.

Then why do you keep whining about it? Why are you planning to pay a doctor to chop it off if you want it so much?

Are you mentally slow as well as being a homer?