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  • Tallywacker Hater
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2008
    • 210

    #16
    Re: Goth sex-change gone bad...

    Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
    Let me see if I understand this. Two men with perfectly good tallywhackers had them cut off so that they could butt surgically created cooters together? Sick, sick, sick, … but altogether understandable when you give up Jesus.
    Well, yeah, if you want to look at it that way.

    Still, both of them are Christians. They were actually at church when I called them today.

    Anyway, sex is kinda over-rated, anyway. I mean, I can understand why you wouldn't feel that way, but when you go on M2F hormone therapy your libido drops drastically. Sex really isn't much of a priority to me anymore; I want love.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552

      #17
      Re: Goth sex-change gone bad...

      Originally posted by Tara Joe Blow View Post
      Well, yeah, if you want to look at it that way.

      Still, both of them are Christians. They were actually at church when I called them today.
      Correction: Neither of them are Christians. God hates queers. It is not possible to be a homer and a Christian. That's like claiming to be both man and woman. Not possible.

      Originally posted by Tara Joe Blow View Post
      Anyway, sex is kinda over-rated, anyway. I mean, I can understand why you wouldn't feel that way, but when you go on M2F hormone therapy your libido drops drastically. Sex really isn't much of a priority to me anymore; I want love.
      While it doesn't surprise me to hear that disgusting, perverted unGodly fornication gives off no pleasure, I will have to insist that you refrain from discussing such things on God's favorite forum. There are ACTUAL women here, not wannabe women.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Tallywacker Hater
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jun 2008
        • 210

        #18
        Re: Goth sex-change gone bad...

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        While it doesn't surprise me to hear that disgusting, perverted unGodly fornication gives off no pleasure, I will have to insist that you refrain from discussing such things on God's favorite forum. There are ACTUAL women here, not wannabe women.
        Oh, no, Zeke (I had a dog named Zeke when I was little). I didn't say it gives no pleasure. I said sex isn't as important. It's still fun either way.

        Human biology 101: testosterone acts like a powerful aphrodesiac. I have lived both with and without it and while I get about equal pleasure from the sex act either way, I can do without much easier if I don't have T in my system. Truth is, many libido enhancers on the market today, both for men and women, contain testosterone.

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        • Roberta
          Anti La Leche League Organizer
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2008
          • 1817

          #19
          Re: Goth sex-change gone bad...

          Dear Mo,

          Here is a post by Sliver 5 2/3 that you should take to heart. In spite of being somewhat diminutive he was able to find satisfaction with a Christian woman.

          I stopped praying for you, Mo, but Sliver has convinced me that God helps those who help themselves. Now get on the web, google Denise Milani and give that thing a good old wank!

          Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
          Come climb my mountains.

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          • Tinkerbell
            Unsaved Trash Chink cartoon lover
             
            • Jul 2008
            • 33

            #20
            Re: Goth sex-change gone bad...

            The picture, to me, kind of looks like a deformed baby goat.....disgusting, yet pitiful at the same time.
            Don't worry, I only hit you with the backside! Oh, right that's a double edged sword.... SORRY! ;;
            Now, that, my friends, is a secret!

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            • Ebenezer Wright
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2008
              • 1021

              #21
              Re: Goth sex-change gone bad...

              Originally posted by Mewtwo Martyr View Post
              The picture, to me, kind of looks like a deformed baby goat.....disgusting, yet pitiful at the same time.

              Yes it is a shame what these goth satanists will do in order to look more "punk" or "grunge".
              Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

              Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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              • Tinkerbell
                Unsaved Trash Chink cartoon lover
                 
                • Jul 2008
                • 33

                #22
                Re: Goth sex-change gone bad...

                I mean to say that that was not even human. No human, goth, punk, or not, would want to look like that.
                Don't worry, I only hit you with the backside! Oh, right that's a double edged sword.... SORRY! ;;
                Now, that, my friends, is a secret!

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552

                  #23
                  Re: Goth sex-change gone bad...

                  Originally posted by Mewtwo Martyr View Post
                  I mean to say that that was not even human. No human, goth, punk, or not, would want to look like that.
                  Do you have a hairlip or some other kind of speech impediment?

                  I think you need to introduce yourself more completely in our "introductions" section.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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