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  • JawOfAnAss
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • May 2008
    • 313

    #1

    Goth sex-change gone bad...

    This midget goth decided to go M2F. Well, with a Goth surgeon this is the result:



    Won't have to shave its legs.
    Judges 15:16
    And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.
  • Walter Brimstone
    On Permanent Assignment in Borneo
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2008
    • 188

    #2
    Re: Goth sex-change gone bad...

    Good grief,

    I always thought goth-tards were ugly as sin, but, goodness, this takes the cake. Musta been a messycan goth-tard or something.

    In Him,

    Walter Brimstone

    Originally posted by JawOfAnAss View Post
    This midget goth decided to go M2F. Well, with a Goth surgeon this is the result:



    Won't have to shave its legs.

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    • Glendora Christianson
      Spiritual Mother of LBC
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2329

      #3
      Re: Goth sex-change gone bad...

      I had to Google "Goth Sex Change" because I wasn't sure what is was. Anyway, I apologize for living such a sheltered life. But I surely was shocked when Google showed this Goth Sex Change. That's just about the ugliest thing I've ever seen. I can't imagine anybody actually paying to look like that.
      Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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      • Walter Brimstone
        On Permanent Assignment in Borneo
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jul 2008
        • 188

        #4
        Re: Goth sex-change gone bad...

        No apology necessary, my friend, I do agree that this is horrid and I do hope I don't have to see something like this crawling through my community.

        In Him,

        Walter Brimstone

        Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
        I had to Google "Goth Sex Change" because I wasn't sure what is was. Anyway, I apologize for living such a sheltered life. But I surely was shocked when Google showed this Goth Sex Change. That's just about the ugliest thing I've ever seen. I can't imagine anybody actually paying to look like that.

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        • Tallywacker Hater
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jun 2008
          • 210

          #5
          Re: Goth sex-change gone bad...

          Wow. Compared to both Michael Jackson and some other strange looking thing. Can't say you surprise me.

          I actually know a transsexual woman who is goth (loli-goth, actually). And she's a witch, too. And a lesbian.

          Wow, you wouldn't like a thing about her, would you? I might have to get her to say hi here. I'm sure you would appreciate the chance to talk to her, wouldn't you?

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          • Ebenezer Wright
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2008
            • 1021

            #6
            Re: Goth sex-change gone bad...

            Originally posted by Tara Mo View Post
            Wow. Compared to both Michael Jackson and some other strange looking thing. Can't say you surprise me.

            I actually know a transsexual woman who is goth (loli-goth, actually). And she's a witch, too. And a lesbian.

            Wow, you wouldn't like a thing about her, would you? I might have to get her to say hi here. I'm sure you would appreciate the chance to talk to her, wouldn't you?

            We do NOT need you bringing such satanic sinful filth in these forums. Unsaved= Unwelcome. A goth,tranny,lesbo,witch is certainly heading to the furnace for eternity.
            Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

            Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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            • Tallywacker Hater
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jun 2008
              • 210

              #7
              Re: Goth sex-change gone bad...

              Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
              We do NOT need you bringing such satanic sinful filth in these forums. Unsaved= Unwelcome. A goth,tranny,lesbo,witch is certainly heading to the furnace for eternity.
              Oh, come on! Don't you want the chance to save her from at least one of those evil traits?

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              • Ebenezer Wright
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2008
                • 1021

                #8
                Re: Goth sex-change gone bad...

                Originally posted by Tara Mo-Ho View Post
                Oh, come on! Don't you want the chance to save her from at least one of those evil traits?

                Some people clearly show that they have NO interest in being saved. I didnt know you could be so many sinful things all at once. tranny-witch-lesbo-goth.
                Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                • Tallywacker Hater
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 210

                  #9
                  Re: Goth sex-change gone bad...

                  Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
                  Some people clearly show that they have NO interest in being saved. I didnt know you could be so many sinful things all at once. tranny-witch-lesbo-goth.
                  She's vegan, too. That's a sin, right? Jesus says it just ain't a meal unless you had to kill something to get it, right?

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                  • Glendora Christianson
                    Spiritual Mother of LBC
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2329

                    #10
                    Re: Goth sex-change gone bad...

                    Originally posted by Tara Mo-Ho View Post
                    Wow. Compared to both Michael Jackson and some other strange looking thing. Can't say you surprise me.

                    I actually know a transsexual woman who is goth (loli-goth, actually). And she's a witch, too. And a lesbian.
                    Who is Michael Jackson?
                    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                    • Bobby-Joe
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                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #11
                      Re: Goth sex-change gone bad...

                      Originally posted by Tara Mo-Ho View Post
                      She's vegan, too. That's a sin, right? Jesus says it just ain't a meal unless you had to kill something to get it, right?
                      No, Jesus said meat His gift to us. Like all His loving gifts we should accept them and tell Jesus how much we love Jesus. To refuse Jesus’ gifts it to refuse Him and that is a sin.

                      Your' lezbo friend is going to Hell unless she eats Jesus meat.

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                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                        • Dec 2006
                        • 12414

                        #12
                        Re: Goth sex-change gone bad...

                        Originally posted by Tara Mo-Ho View Post
                        I actually know a transsexual woman who is goth (loli-goth, actually). And she's a witch, too. And a lesbian.
                        If there is one thing he's not, it's a dyke. It's common knowledge that dykes are women who want to be like men and think they have impure thoughts about other women. So a sodomite who isn't fully committed to his lifestyle choice yet and still fornicates with women is still a sodomite and not a dyke, no matter how hard he tries to offend the Lord.
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                        • Tallywacker Hater
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 210

                          #13
                          Re: Goth sex-change gone bad...

                          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                          If there is one thing he's not, it's a dyke. It's common knowledge that dykes are women who want to be like men and think they have impure thoughts about other women. So a sodomite who isn't fully committed to his lifestyle choice yet and still fornicates with women is still a sodomite and not a dyke, no matter how hard he tries to offend the Lord.
                          Actually, I know several transsexual lesbians. I have a good friend of mine who is a transsexual lesbian who is married to another transsexual lesbian (wow, I can't think of anything that would piss off Landover more than that; can you?) Here's how I look at it; they love women so much, they want to be one

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22854

                            #14
                            Re: Goth sex-change gone bad...

                            Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                            Who is Michael Jackson?
                            Sister Glendora, I might be of some help. Mr Jackson is a nigra minstrel and a singer of poplar songs for those “swinging” youngsters about whom we hear so much now-a-days. (Do they call them Bobby-Soxers?)


                            I think you can hear some of his ditties on the wireless. Nephew Zebulun says he plugs it to the kiddies. I confess that I have no idea what he means.

                            And now I suppose we must continue to bear, with good grace the forced joy of Tara-Mo-Ho who is regaling us with his delight in having bits cut off here and there and having bits added where there were none. I must say that anything which deviates from the Godly norm upsets me. Nevertheless, these weirdos seem to be attracted to the compassion of Landover but rarely do they return ten-fold that which is given. Ho-hum.
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                            • WilliamJenningsBryan
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 9384

                              #15
                              Re: Goth sex-change gone bad...

                              Originally posted by Tara Mo-Ho View Post
                              Actually, I know several transsexual lesbians. I have a good friend of mine who is a transsexual lesbian who is married to another transsexual lesbian (wow, I can't think of anything that would piss off Landover more than that; can you?) Here's how I look at it; they love women so much, they want to be one
                              Let me see if I understand this. Two men with perfectly good tallywhackers had them cut off so that they could butt surgically created cooters together? Sick, sick, sick, … but altogether understandable when you give up Jesus.
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