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  • godhatesthedutch
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    • Jul 2014
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    #16
    Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup"

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    Any decent Christian man will find this to be ugly.

    Sorry to tell you, but you don't get to decide what decent Christians find ugly or not.

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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #17
      Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup"

      Originally posted by godhatesthedutch View Post
      Sorry to tell you, but you don't get to decide what decent Christians find ugly or not.
      Friend, Brother Cranky has seen more women in his days than you have seen jpg's. I represent the True Christian youth when I say I totally agree with him, so there's a massive age range of True Christians who absolutely think she looks hideous.

      Sister Mary, do you think you can get that fixed? I mean, I know God made you that way and all, but, every time during our weekly Heavenly Sky-pe briefings I tend to get distracted by it and think back of the unfortunate misunderstanding in Phucket.
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • I am a tool of satan
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jul 2014
        • 22

        #18
        Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup"

        Are you sure you're not just pissed because USA is now out of the world cup after losing against Belgium? And remember the 1994 world cup was in your country, thanks to it the soccer is so popular now in the USA. Do you remember Striker? He was the mascot in that world cup


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        • Cranky Old Man
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          • Jan 2010
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          #19
          Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup"

          Originally posted by I am a tool of satan View Post
          Are you sure you're not just pissed because USA is now out of the world cup after losing against Belgium?
          Yes, I am sure of that. Soccer couldn't be less relevant.

          Do you remember Striker?
          Of course not. We couldn't care less.

          You need to stop staring at men and their balls and get on your knees for Jesus instead!
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • I am a tool of satan
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jul 2014
            • 22

            #20
            Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup"

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            Yes, I am sure of that. Soccer couldn't be less relevant.

            I don't think you see it as irrelevant, since you dedicated a whole post to it 4 years ago and is still getting responses

            You need to stop staring at men and their balls and get on your knees for Jesus instead!
            What? What are you talking about? Do you think EVERYTHING has to do with perverted stuff and sex? You seriously have problems

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            • bestman
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Jul 2014
              • 66

              #21
              Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup"

              the Dutch team are three very true Religion players

              has nothing to do with faith it's just a game with the talent of God

              Dutch team win

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              • Mother Of Seven
                True Christian™ with a quiverful
                • Jan 2014
                • 2243

                #22
                Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup"

                So are those 3 Dutch players mooselimbs? Catholicks? What sort of religion allows gaysexurals?

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                • I am a tool of satan
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Jul 2014
                  • 22

                  #23
                  Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup"

                  Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
                  So are those 3 Dutch players mooselimbs? Catholicks? What sort of religion allows gaysexurals?

                  Have you ever thought that maybe soccer has nothing to do with religion, a sexual orientation or anything like that, that maybe is just a sport and you're just overreacting?

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                  • Attila's Wife
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2013
                    • 1941

                    #24
                    Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup"

                    Originally posted by I am a tool of satan View Post
                    Have you ever thought that maybe soccer has nothing to do with religion, a sexual orientation or anything like that, that maybe is just a sport and you're just overreacting?
                    Did you not see the report in the Sydney Morning Herald about this?

                    I will not quote extensively, as this is a family forum, but in a nutshell (if you'll pardon the expression in this context) it reports that all teams who have been banned from having sex during the World Cup have now been eliminated from the contest.

                    It then goes into far to much detail about who was allowed to do what, with what and to whom and tells us:

                    Germany, who are only forbidden from having sex the night before a game, orchestrated a come from behind victory over Algeria
                    Too Much Information or what???? But if that is not suggestive of homer activity then I don't know what is.
                    2 Timothy 3:16

                    All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                    • Marko Loimaan-Aho
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                      • May 2014
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                      #25
                      Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup"

                      Originally posted by I am a tool of satan View Post
                      Have you ever thought that maybe soccer has nothing to do with religion, a sexual orientation or anything like that, that maybe is just a sport and you're just overreacting?
                      Soccer? Sport?
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                      Revelation 21:8

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                      • I am a tool of satan
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jul 2014
                        • 22

                        #26
                        Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup"

                        Originally posted by Attila's Wife View Post
                        Did you not see the report in the Sydney Morning Herald about this?

                        I will not quote extensively, as this is a family forum, but in a nutshell (if you'll pardon the expression in this context) it reports that all teams who have been banned from having sex during the World Cup have now been eliminated from the contest.

                        It then goes into far to much detail about who was allowed to do what, with what and to whom and tells us:



                        Too Much Information or what???? But if that is not suggestive of homer activity then I don't know what is.

                        Why should I read the explanations of a pathetic "woman" who let men beat her? If you don't respect yourself, I'm not going to respect you either, so go with your husband and make him dinner and after that let him kick you in the ground so you can go to "heaven", after all, that's what "Christian women" do

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                        • Attila's Wife
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2013
                          • 1941

                          #27
                          Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup"

                          For shame, young lady. My husband died some years ago. I do not pretend that he was perfect - he was not a True Christian and had his faults - but at least he never abused elderly women on the internet.
                          2 Timothy 3:16

                          All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                          • Marko Loimaan-Aho
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                            • May 2014
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                            #28
                            Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup"

                            Originally posted by I am a tool of satan View Post
                            Why should I read the explanations of a pathetic "woman" who let men beat her? If you don't respect yourself, I'm not going to respect you either, so go with your husband and make him dinner and after that let him kick you in the ground so you can go to "heaven", after all, that's what "Christian women" do
                            There is no need to be rude. Try to behave. These were just some of the most ugly words I have seen for a while.

                            This just shows how much anger Satan gets inside his tools, people like you, who let rectal demons inside them.
                            PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
                            Revelation 21:8

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                            • Wide-Open
                              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 18449

                              #29
                              Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup"

                              Originally posted by Attila's Wife View Post
                              Too Much Information or what???? But if that is not suggestive of homer activity then I don't know what is.
                              It seems the coming from behind has invigorated the homerkrauts, given that they are reportedly winning the match by the smallest margin (but I don't understand the rules ).

                              They will probably start humping each other on the pitch shortly, only proving what we (and Jesus) have been saying all along.
                              Psalm 81:10:
                              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                              • Nobar King
                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
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                                • Sep 2007
                                • 23748

                                #30
                                Re: Homers gather in Brazil for mass orgy - "World Cup"

                                It's amazing how fast people will switch from rooting for the U.S.A. to rooting for a bunch of fags from Germany.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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