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  • #16
    Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

    36. Tanning beds. Many queers like to tan, and commit Onanism while doing so. All the disinfectant in the world can't kill the AIDs bacteria that's crawling all over those things.

    37. Anything made in France.

    38. Certain musical instruments. Flutes, violin necks and drumsticks (not that a True Christian should be messing with drums in the first place) all find their way into the hands of homosexuals, as well as certain homo orfices. Never, ever use pre-owned musical instruments, unless you're certain they were owned by upright Christians.
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    • #17
      Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

      39. Interior Decorating. Beware of paint colors like mauve, those pigments are mixed in homer factories.

      40. Track Lighting. Again, those lighting fixtures are made in homer factories and if you accidentally cut yourself on a sharp metal edge you will get the AIDS.
      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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      • #18
        Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

        #41 HOW COULD WE HAVE OVERLOOKED:
        Last edited by Roberta; 08-25-2008, 11:31 AM.
        Come climb my mountains.

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        • #19
          Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

          42 AND 43: Pet salons and veterinarians offices. Fleas are like mosquitos; they suck blood and it can infect their next vicitm. Insects are well known disease vectors for viruses. Especially be careful of pet stylists who are single men. Any flea that your pet picks up could be infected. Come to think of it, fido's at risk, too, of cross-species transmission. It's happened before, right?

          Also, stay away from flea markets.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #20
            Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

            44. Men wearing women's clothing.

            45. Women wearing Men's clothing.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #21
              Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

              #46: Eating Fudge.
              I just don't want to have to explain that one.

              #47: Watching re-runs of Ellen on the TV.

              #48: Going to the Movies.
              Everyone knows that the Jooz own the Film Industry, and along with Homers and Nigras they have the AIDS.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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              • #22
                Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                HIV can only be contracted by having unprotected sex, sharing needles with HIV infected persons or getting a infected blood transfusion (not likely in western countries). All the other reasons are just crap you made up.

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                • #23
                  Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                  49. Being lured into homerism by engaging in the above captioned 48 activities and doing what Phlegmduck says homers do:

                  Originally posted by Phlegmduck View Post
                  HIV can only be contracted by having unprotected sex, sharing needles with HIV infected persons or getting a infected blood transfusion (not likely in western countries).
                  Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                  brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                  ...and get off my lawn
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                  • #24
                    Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                    Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
                    HIV can only be contracted by having unprotected sex, sharing needles with HIV infected persons or getting a infected blood transfusion (not likely in western countries). All the other reasons are just crap you made up.
                    Your ignorance worries me. We do not make up things Mr Snotty. All of these facts are as real as my love for Jesus Christ.

                    #50: Purchasing and wearing old Gas Masks for a "hobby".

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                    • #25
                      Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                      #51 Wearing garments made of unsanitized wool (particularly Austrian wool)

                      #52 Eating rare lamb chops
                      Come climb my mountains.

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                      • #26
                        Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                        Oh, and at all costs, avoid Provincetown, MA, Saugatuck, MI, New Hope, PA, Key West, FL, Fire Island, NY and the lower west side of JYC.
                        Come climb my mountains.

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                        • #27
                          Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                          #53 Listening to anything by the Village People!

                          mentioned elsewhere:

                          #54 Watching movies starring Rock Hudson or John Holmes
                          #55 Drinking messicant beer with lemon
                          #56 Playgirl Magazine
                          #57 Eating quiche
                          #58 Attending a WWE event

                          #59 Playing frisbee golf (a favorite limp wristed activity)
                          Come climb my mountains.

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                          • #28
                            Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                            Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                            Oh, and at all costs, avoid Provincetown, MA, Saugatuck, MI, New Hope, PA, Key West, FL, Fire Island, NY and the lower west side of JYC.
                            And Nobar King's neighborhood!
                            Come climb my mountains.

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                            • #29
                              Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                              Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                              Your ignorance worries me. We do not make up things Mr Snotty. All of these facts are as real as my love for Jesus Christ.

                              #50: Purchasing and wearing old Gas Masks for a "hobby".

                              Sure they are.


                              I have a friend who works in a lab that does research on viruses (Tropical Institute in Antwerp) and he handles HIV all the time. Every six months he undergoes a HIV test but no infection to be seen in his blood. And consider the fact he works with these critters for years now on an almost daily bases. So how's that for a fact hé.

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                              • #30
                                Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

                                Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
                                I have a friend who works in a lab that does research on viruses (Tropical Institute in Antwerp) and he handles HIV all the time. Every six months he undergoes a HIV test but no infection to be seen in his blood. And consider the fact he works with these critters for years now on an almost daily bases. So how's that for a fact hé.
                                #60 Listening to friends that are obsessed with homer diseases who tell you they don't have any. They're grooming you to be buggered.

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