[Bob4God]

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36. Tanning beds. Many queers like to tan, and commit Onanism while doing so. All the disinfectant in the world can't kill the AIDs bacteria that's crawling all over those things.

37. Anything made in France.

38. Certain musical instruments. Flutes, violin necks and drumsticks (not that a True Christian should be messing with drums in the first place) all find their way into the hands of homosexuals, as well as certain homo orfices. Never, ever use pre-owned musical instruments, unless you're certain they were owned by upright Christians.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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39. Interior Decorating. Beware of paint colors like mauve, those pigments are mixed in homer factories.

40. Track Lighting. Again, those lighting fixtures are made in homer factories and if you accidentally cut yourself on a sharp metal edge you will get the AIDS.

[Roberta]

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#41 HOW COULD WE HAVE OVERLOOKED:

[Nobar King]

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42 AND 43: Pet salons and veterinarians offices. Fleas are like mosquitos; they suck blood and it can infect their next vicitm. Insects are well known disease vectors for viruses. Especially be careful of pet stylists who are single men. Any flea that your pet picks up could be infected. Come to think of it, fido's at risk, too, of cross-species transmission. It's happened before, right?

Also, stay away from flea markets.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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44. Men wearing women's clothing.

45. Women wearing Men's clothing.

[Talitha]

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#46: Eating Fudge.
I just don't want to have to explain that one.

#47: Watching re-runs of Ellen on the TV.

#48: Going to the Movies.
Everyone knows that the Jooz own the Film Industry, and along with Homers and Nigras they have the AIDS.

[snottyduck]

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HIV can only be contracted by having unprotected sex, sharing needles with HIV infected persons or getting a infected blood transfusion (not likely in western countries). All the other reasons are just crap you made up.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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49. Being lured into homerism by engaging in the above captioned 48 activities and doing what Phlegmduck says homers do:

HIV can only be contracted by having unprotected sex, sharing needles with HIV infected persons or getting a infected blood transfusion (not likely in western countries).

[Talitha]

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HIV can only be contracted by having unprotected sex, sharing needles with HIV infected persons or getting a infected blood transfusion (not likely in western countries). All the other reasons are just crap you made up.

Your ignorance worries me. We do not make up things Mr Snotty. All of these facts are as real as my love for Jesus Christ.

#50: Purchasing and wearing old Gas Masks for a "hobby".

[Roberta]

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#51 Wearing garments made of unsanitized wool (particularly Austrian wool)

#52 Eating rare lamb chops

[Roberta]

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Oh, and at all costs, avoid Provincetown, MA, Saugatuck, MI, New Hope, PA, Key West, FL, Fire Island, NY and the lower west side of JYC.

[Roberta]

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#53 Listening to anything by the Village People!

mentioned elsewhere:

#54 Watching movies starring Rock Hudson or John Holmes
#55 Drinking messicant beer with lemon
#56 Playgirl Magazine
#57 Eating quiche
#58 Attending a WWE event

#59 Playing frisbee golf (a favorite limp wristed activity)

[Roberta]

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Oh, and at all costs, avoid Provincetown, MA, Saugatuck, MI, New Hope, PA, Key West, FL, Fire Island, NY and the lower west side of JYC.

And Nobar King's neighborhood!

[snottyduck]

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Your ignorance worries me. We do not make up things Mr Snotty. All of these facts are as real as my love for Jesus Christ.

#50: Purchasing and wearing old Gas Masks for a "hobby".

Sure they are.


I have a friend who works in a lab that does research on viruses (Tropical Institute in Antwerp) and he handles HIV all the time. Every six months he undergoes a HIV test but no infection to be seen in his blood. And consider the fact he works with these critters for years now on an almost daily bases. So how's that for a fact hé.

[Deaner]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

I have a friend who works in a lab that does research on viruses (Tropical Institute in Antwerp) and he handles HIV all the time. Every six months he undergoes a HIV test but no infection to be seen in his blood. And consider the fact he works with these critters for years now on an almost daily bases. So how's that for a fact hé.

#60 Listening to friends that are obsessed with homer diseases who tell you they don't have any. They're grooming you to be buggered.