Re: Are your children spreading RACIST FAKE NEWS claiming the existence of Coronavirus?
I'm glad the topic of racism was raised here in this thread. I've been traveling quite a bit recently on Freehold business and noticed something.
When there is a person wearing a mask in an airport, I noticed the person is always of the Asian race. Could it be Asian people are trying to disguise their race? What better way than by wearing masks.
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Re: Are your children spreading RACIST FAKE NEWS claiming the existence of Coronavirus?
Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View PostIran doesn't even promote prayer but rather essential oils to stimulate the anus.
Yuck it up folks, because the U. S. of Sneezin' A is not much better.
I just googled "how to survive a pandemic" and the first words I see are from a US government website telling me to:Avoid close contact with people who are sick.Wait what?
When you are sick...
I googled "how to survive a pandemic", not "how to die in a pandemic". The plan is to NOT get sick.
What's next?How to survive school shootings.Keep your face out of close contact with flying bulletsUh guys, the whole point of this exercise is make my face remain un-shot.
When you are shot in the face...
TL;DR: we're all going to die.
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Re: Are your children spreading RACIST FAKE NEWS claiming the existence of Coronavirus?
Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View PostTheir plan for dealing with Cornoavirus is to deny it's there, and to credit prayer to Allah for the lack of recorded cases.
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Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View PostPerhaps an analogy from the Bible would be more appropriate than one from a third-rate children's story written by a Welshman.
DEUTERONOMY 2:37 Only unto the land of the children of Ammon thou camest not, nor unto any place of the river Jabbok, nor unto the cities in the mountains, nor unto whatsoever the Lord our God forbad us.
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Originally posted by phucker67 View PostIt's like Willy Wonka's chocolate factory...
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Re: Are your children spreading RACIST FAKE NEWS claiming the existence of Coronavirus?
Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post
And they get things done in China, when they say nobody enters or leaves, that's actually what happens.
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Friend, we would love to send you to Wuhan, or to a part of America that welcomes people from Wuhan (any sanctuary city) but Wuhan is quarantined, that means nobody enters or leaves.
And they get things done in China, when they say nobody enters or leaves, that's actually what happens.
I recommend you visit Indonesia, it has close trade links with China, 264,000,000 poor people, filthy slums, the works. Most of them live in Java which has a population density of 940 slumsters per square mile. Their plan for dealing with Cornoavirus is to deny it's there, and to credit prayer to Allah for the lack of recorded cases.
Now, since you consider unendurable poverty to mean being out of walking distance of a Starbucks, maybe South Korea would be less of a culture shock to you. Most of the Coronavirus cases there come from one building, a false-Christian Church that likes to cram it's members close together for long services - no doubt praying to be safe from Cornoavirus, prayers that God did not answer.
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My kids aren't allowed to read anything except the Bible, or touch the interwebs yet. Not until they're 21. As they are homeschooled, they needn't worry about the china kids.
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Hey Lady Gaga has a fabulous line of cosmetics these days. Ditch the maybelline and get with the Haus of Gaga.
Does anyone recall when I was moving to China??? I wonder if all this would have happened if I had been there. Surely not.
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In answer to the question posed in the thread header, no. My children take no interest in foreign plagues.Originally posted by Social Construct View PostWE DEMAND free first-class tickets to Wuhan, free breathmints, and free lipstick (to prove the kissing has taken place.)
Do you have a preference as to brand of breathmints and lipstick color?
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Are your children spreading RACIST FAKE NEWS claiming the existence of Coronavirus?
ALBANY, New York -- The state University at Albany is investigating whether an off-campus coronavirus-themed party violated the college's student code of conduct, the university confirmed Thursday.Cornavirus is a racist lie. We DEMAND that white people prove that they prioritize politeness over disease-prevention by passionately tongue-kissing the first Chinese person they come across to prove they are not racist. (If the Chinese person does not participate by providing enthusiastic consent, they are not true Chinese people, but cases of internalized-oppression - basically white people - who as white people deserve to be tongue-raped).
...the video showed a bucket of iced Corona beers and a person wearing a surgical mask with the caption, "Corona virus isn't gonna stop anyone from partying."
We DEMAND events to spread awareness of the nonexistence of cornoavirus. WE DEMAND free first-class tickets to Wuhan, free breathmints, and free lipstick (to prove the kissing has taken place.)
WE DEMAND that if someone cheers or claps at a cancer-fundraiser, they be rendered unemployable, because cancer-fundraisers lead to the mass stereotyping of cancer-identifying people, and also lots of deaths across the world.
WE DEMAND that white people stop appropriating Mexican culture by purchasing Corona beer. WE DEMAND a major tarriff on all foreign goods to prevent white people from committing cultural appropriation.
WE DEMAND that facemasks be banned, because they made me giggle to myself that Chinese people all look the same (while wearing the same masks) and that's a racist joke. Therefore facemasks are the gateway to the alt-right.
WE DEMAND the maximum possible punishment for anyone who sparks outrage.
WE DEMAND that you forward this everywhere, in whatever way that will spark maximum outrage.Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 02-25-2020, 02:23 PM.
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