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Staggering News: The Persian aka Iran Revolutionary Muslim Swarm has developed a detector that can recognize the dreaded but Christ-derived Coronavirus covid-19 at a 100-meter (sorry for the metrics, Brethren) distance in 5 seconds! This is indeed a breakthrough in the combat against this virus but it has tremendous Spiritual consequences.
It looks most plausible! As a Creation Scientist of the uttermost degree I was asked by some most prestigious Creationist organizations to comment on this device and I must say that it looks neat and the guy in coveralls - albeit a Catholic Muslim - looks smart and sassy in a good way.
At a distance of more than 100 yards we can now spot the contagion-carries and isolate them, for instance, into camps guarded by Marines or other Godly soldiers. This is obviously a good secular solution, but do we need that?
James 5:16
Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.
In the verse above, Jesus shows us that Sin lies at the bottom of this calamity. Confessing the sins combined to Prayer by Landover Baptist Pastors (at this stage I would not rely on anyone else) would totally eradicate this virus within minutes.
But we admit that mass confessions and prayers are not easily carried out considering the state of the World with billions of Sodomites and Papists who swarm the globe in search of new recti to violate disregarding the pleas from Medical (suspicious) Authorities to keep their Social Distance (I do this with my wife on a constant basis now that she's menopausal) and from our President Trump to concentrate on consuming instead of frolicking.
Thus, it is in principle a brilliant invention. It was inevitable that it was designed by the Muslims as their prayers are ineffective. Its main function will be to give the Sinners a chance of Redemption by saving some of them from this viral plague. A True Christian™ does not need it but we are so few that we'll have to wait until Heaven to form the main bulk of the population.
Some fake news agencies are now mocking this device.
Jesus was also mocked.
Luke 18:32
For he shall be delivered unto the Gentiles, and shall be mocked, and spitefully entreated, and spitted on:
I dare say that a magnetic field sounds quite scientific and amazing so I side up with the inventors in this case. After the plague, this device can be used for so many purposes! For instance, it would be useful to have a "detector of sodomites", some kind of a radar that would protect innocent Caucasian Heterosexual Christian Males from attacks by rectal rogues. I now proudly proclaim the inventor rights of such a device and tentatively name it the "gay radar" or "gaydar™".
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
Iran has started to manufacture devices that are capable of remotely detecting COVID-19 within five seconds, Maj. Gen. Hossein Salami, commander of the Islamic Revolution Guards Corps (IRGC), has said, adding that no additional tests for patients are required.
"This device can detect the virus in a range of 100 metres. This is an operation that is done in five seconds. It has no physical contact with patients, and it does not require a blood test. None of them is required", Salami told state-run TV broadcasters, adding that it was not harmful to people.
"This device can detect the virus in a range of 100 metres. This is an operation that is done in five seconds. It has no physical contact with patients, and it does not require a blood test. None of them is required", Salami told state-run TV broadcasters, adding that it was not harmful to people.
At a distance of more than 100 yards we can now spot the contagion-carries and isolate them, for instance, into camps guarded by Marines or other Godly soldiers. This is obviously a good secular solution, but do we need that?
James 5:16
Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.
In the verse above, Jesus shows us that Sin lies at the bottom of this calamity. Confessing the sins combined to Prayer by Landover Baptist Pastors (at this stage I would not rely on anyone else) would totally eradicate this virus within minutes.
But we admit that mass confessions and prayers are not easily carried out considering the state of the World with billions of Sodomites and Papists who swarm the globe in search of new recti to violate disregarding the pleas from Medical (suspicious) Authorities to keep their Social Distance (I do this with my wife on a constant basis now that she's menopausal) and from our President Trump to concentrate on consuming instead of frolicking.
Thus, it is in principle a brilliant invention. It was inevitable that it was designed by the Muslims as their prayers are ineffective. Its main function will be to give the Sinners a chance of Redemption by saving some of them from this viral plague. A True Christian™ does not need it but we are so few that we'll have to wait until Heaven to form the main bulk of the population.
Some fake news agencies are now mocking this device.
The country's semi-official Tasnim news agency reported the device had been developed by Iranian scientists and had the ability to detect the novel coronavirus on people and on surfaces at a range of up to 100 meters.
The detector, IRGC commander Major General Hossein Salami claimed, can detect contamination with 80 per cent accuracy in five seconds by “creating a magnetic field”.
He was quoted describing the scanner as “amazing” and “state of the art”, though the exact relationship between the Covid-19 pathogen and magnets was not explained.
The detector, IRGC commander Major General Hossein Salami claimed, can detect contamination with 80 per cent accuracy in five seconds by “creating a magnetic field”.
He was quoted describing the scanner as “amazing” and “state of the art”, though the exact relationship between the Covid-19 pathogen and magnets was not explained.
Luke 18:32
For he shall be delivered unto the Gentiles, and shall be mocked, and spitefully entreated, and spitted on:
I dare say that a magnetic field sounds quite scientific and amazing so I side up with the inventors in this case. After the plague, this device can be used for so many purposes! For instance, it would be useful to have a "detector of sodomites", some kind of a radar that would protect innocent Caucasian Heterosexual Christian Males from attacks by rectal rogues. I now proudly proclaim the inventor rights of such a device and tentatively name it the "gay radar" or "gaydar™".
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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