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Hello. I am a Presbyterian from Ireland. 
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WORST INTRODUCTION EVER.
What is your name, which false church do you attend, what's your favorite Bible verse, and why have you rejected Christianity?WARNING:
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I did not reject Christianity.
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Here's some more information on myself:-
My interests include computer programming, mathematics and science
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I have one cat and enjoy playing video games.
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You follow the cult of science and you have a cat, which may be a witch's familiar. You have made sly reference to Satan. You admit to being a Presbyterian. How can you call yourself a Christian?God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11Comment
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You certainly have. The Bible very explicitly commands Christians to recognize and esteem their Spiritual Betters (1 Thessalonians 5:12-13), and you have blatantly rejected such a command. When you break one law, in the eyes of Jesus, you break them all (James 2:10). Ergo, you've rejected Christianity. It's not too late, however. We can help. But you must be honest with us. Please, kindly answer Faith Machine's question.Originally posted by Happy Presbyterian View PostI did not reject Christianity.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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My name is Allister. I attend BallyBay Presbyterian Church. I do not have a favourite bible verse. A Presbyterian is a kind of Christian, so I have not rejected Christianity. If you have any pbjections to that last statement, then you should go to religioustolerance.org.Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
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Witches do not exist. 'Witches' are nothing but innocent women burned at the stake for being accused of Witchcraft.Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
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Hello, Ms. Presbyterian,Originally posted by Happy Presbyterian View PostWitches do not exist. 'Witches' are nothing but innocent women burned at the stake for being accused of Witchcraft.
While you say you do not 'reject Christianity' your statement above shows that you reject at least some parts of The Bible.
2 Kings 9:22
And it came to pass, when Joram saw Jehu, that he said, Is it peace, Jehu? And he answered, What peace, so long as the whoredoms of thy mother Jezebel and her witchcrafts are so many?
Of course, witches are mentioned on numerous other occasions, as well.
Do you also reject other parts of the Bible? How do you decide which parts (pun not necessarily intended but unavoidable) are reliable? Or do you reject it all? Does the Bible lie? If it does, is it God lying or is the Bible just random stories told as lies?
I am genuinely curious. It is quite hard to see how there can be Christianity without revelation in written form.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Science is not a cult. Science is real. It is irrefutable. It is tangible. And because it contradicts your beliefs, you try to poke fun at it to no end. You're like scared little children.Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
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Science, in and of itself, is irrefutable now?
I think you might be a little unclear on what the words "science" and "irrefutable" mean.WARNING:
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Your babbling about science leads me to believe you're really just an atheist, posing as a "Presbyterian."Originally posted by Happy Presbyterian View PostScience is not a cult. Science is real. It is irrefutable. It is tangible. And because it contradicts your beliefs, you try to poke fun at it to no end. You're like scared little children.
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But then, why are you "happy?"Originally posted by Happy Presbyterian View PostHello. I am a Presbyterian from Ireland.
Something doesn't add up here...
Maybe I'm getting ahead of myself, but... hypothetically, does the Landover IT Department have the ability to do an IP check on a poster and cross reference with known FEMA/NSA facility subnets?
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Presbyterians are false Christians. Read THIS and repent.Originally posted by Happy Presbyterian(allistergraham) View PostMy name is Allister. I attend BallyBay Presbyterian Church. I do not have a favourite bible verse. A Presbyterian is a kind of Christian, so I have not rejected Christianity. If you have any pbjections to that last statement, then you should go to religioustolerance.org.
Also please know, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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