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Re: Congratulations, Landover!
Jesus
Fucking
Christ
You people are crazy.
Jesus
Fucking
Christ
You people are crazy.
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Re: Congratulations, Landover!
You need to watch that mouth, kid.
And if following God's Word to the letter makes me crazy, lock me up and throw away the key!
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For what, quoting Scripture to you? We base our Christianity on what God says it is, while you tell us to follow a "Christianity" that you just make up as you go along. Yet we're the crazy ones.Originally posted by Avery Johnson View Post
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Amen, Pastor Peters! If he isn't going to follow the Bible, he should be ashamed of himself for claiming to be Christian.Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View PostFor what, quoting Scripture to you? We base our Christianity on what God says it is, while you tell us to follow a "Christianity" that you just make up as you go along. Yet we're the crazy ones.Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.Comment
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Weren't you listening, I said I wasn't a christian anymore.Originally posted by Des View PostComment
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Shocking.Originally posted by Avery Johnson View Post
There's still time for you to cast off your previous preconceptions and accept The Lamb as described in the KJV Holy Bible, because Jesus could literally drop big block Chevy engine on your head any time He wants so you better get on it.
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Landover needs to be hit by a baseball bat and drowned in ovar 9000 degree coffee...Comment
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Thank you for bestowing God's reward upon us through your persecution of us.Originally posted by WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW View Post
Matthew 5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.Comment
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Oh, good, it's another tolerant and non-judgmental liberal.Originally posted by WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW View PostThis church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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