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  • #16
    Re: Hello...

    Welcome! I am excited to see you join me on our walk to eventually be True Christian ladies and mothers (remember to get married first!!). If you are a troller, I pray in Jesus' name that you will stop and get your act together.

    Yours in Christ,
    Elizabeth
    "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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    • #17
      Re: Hello...I'm pretending to be a woman

      Just yesterday I mentioned Holmberg's behavior to dear Miss Cookie, and she could not wrap her mind around the idea of somebody pretending to be a woman on the Internet. It's like she refuses to believe such sickness exists in the world.

      Such innocence is a truly beautiful thing.
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      • #18
        Re: Hello...I'm pretending to be a woman

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        Just yesterday I mentioned Holmberg's behavior to dear Miss Cookie, and she could not wrap her mind around the idea of somebody pretending to be a woman on the Internet. It's like she refuses to believe such sickness exists in the world.

        Such innocence is a truly beautiful thing.
        Speaking of Mistress Cookie, Brother Faith Machine, where is she? She should be at Landover's godly care facility and recovering there! She needs to be in the hands of True Christian Doctors, not in the wilderness!
        "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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        • #19
          Re: Hello...

          Originally posted by JoyceSunnyHolmsberg View Post
          I am truly sorry... I will not ask about the PM issue again... It was selfish of me to keep asking, please forgive me...
          Silly girl, Jesus forgives everyone.

          All you need to do is be good to people and play your part in God's wonderful design.
          I whore for Satan

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          • #20
            Re: Hello...

            Originally posted by Thinks Design View Post
            Silly girl, Jesus forgives everyone.

            All you need to do is be good to people and play your part in God's wonderful design.
            Says the hellbound heathen who never cracked open a KJV in her life.
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            • #21
              Re: Hello...

              Originally posted by Thinks Design View Post
              Silly girl, Jesus forgives everyone.

              All you need to do is be good to people and play your part in God's wonderful design.
              Exactly. Just as Mother/Father God loves all of humankind with unconditional love, we must show unconditional love to all of humankind (except Republicans and other people who say hurtful and disempowering things).
              The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.

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              • #22
                Re: Hello...

                Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
                Exactly. Just as Mother/Father God loves all of humankind with unconditional love, we must show unconditional love to all of humankind (except Republicans and other people who say hurtful and disempowering things).
                The earliest mention of God being God and not, well, a goddess is in Genesis 1:5: "And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night.". How do you have the audacity to preach your false version of Christianity when you haven't even skimmed the first chapter of the Bible? You can't possibly be that lazy.

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