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  • Quentin W
    Unsaved trash, zit-faced gametard
    • Dec 2014
    • 20

    #1

    An Introduction

    Hello,

    SuperGamerYoutubelad here. I just wanted to say I am quite nervous and scared to be here, someone sent me a link here and I happened to read some of it's... spunky posts, I thought I should join. I am agnostic, which means I slightly believe in a higher power and heaven and hell.

    I enjoy watching Pewdiepie and Markiplier, and playing video games. I love the new Godzilla film and praise the creature, the almighty, city crushing GODZILLA who I think has a religion now. I have a lovely family; a mum, a dad, a sister and brother, two cats and a dog and two turtles.

    Would anyone kindly look at the cuteness overload below and see if there is anything wrong with it.

    *** porn image removed ***
    Last edited by Pim Pendergast; 12-12-2014, 11:44 AM. Reason: Removed porn link
  • Jim Farmer
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2014
    • 2293

    #2
    Re: An Introduction

    Welcome Miss Lad (is that what we should call you)?
    How old are you?
    I'm pleased you believe in Hell, because that's exactly where you're going to end up.
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    • ExGay Alex
      Helping boys become upright model citizens
      True Christian™
      • May 2008
      • 1295

      #3
      Re: An Introduction

      Our sweet and loving Lord Jesus is going to boot you straight into the eternal enhanced interrogation of Hell unless you confess to Him that you love Him and accept him as your savior. Can't imagine why you haven't done so. It's not that hard to do.
      "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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      • Quentin W
        Unsaved trash, zit-faced gametard
        • Dec 2014
        • 20

        #4
        Re: An Introduction

        First Answer: I'm a guy. I'm 18. I live in England.

        Second Post: I have lead a good life, got good grades and you have no rights to insult what I like. what about the picture i posted? Like it? it is from Super Smash Brothers, it depicts Princess Rosalina reading the younger Smashers a story.

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050

          #5
          Re: An Introduction

          Boy, I can't make heads or tails out of anything you're saying. I too love Godzilla movies, but you need to learn how to separate fact from fiction. Godzilla is a made up thing, a fabrication of somebody's creative mind.

          So Godzilla having a religion would be stupid.
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          • Quentin W
            Unsaved trash, zit-faced gametard
            • Dec 2014
            • 20

            #6
            Re: An Introduction

            Nevermind. Is this satanic or wrong in anyway?

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #7
              Re: An Introduction

              Originally posted by SuperGamerYouTubelad View Post
              Second Post: I have lead a good life, got good grades and you have no rights to insult what I like. what about the picture i posted? Like it? it is from Super Smash Brothers, it depicts Princess Rosalina reading the younger Smashers a story.
              Dear friend:

              It's entirely possible to lead a good life, get good grades, and spend eternity in the lake of fire. Salvation is through faith, not works:

              [Ephesians 2:8-9 KJV] 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: [it is] the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.

              God's grace is necessary because it is impossible to be good enough to be saved without it:

              [Romans 3:10, 23-24 KJV] 10 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one: ... 23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; 24 Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus:
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

              Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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              • Quentin W
                Unsaved trash, zit-faced gametard
                • Dec 2014
                • 20

                #8
                Re: An Introduction

                what about the picture i posted? Like it? it is from Super Smash Brothers, it depicts Princess Rosalina reading the younger Smashers a story.

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                • Elmer G. White
                  Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                  Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                   
                  • Apr 2014
                  • 10290

                  #9
                  Re: An Introduction

                  Originally posted by SuperGamerYouTubelad View Post
                  what about the picture i posted? Like it? it is from Super Smash Brothers, it depicts Princess Rosalina reading the younger Smashers a story.
                  Dear boy,

                  Life is not a game. Life is an interlude between the begetting of our immortal soul and its fate either in Heaven or Hell. Makebelief princesses and tales of fairies are very detrimental to young children but for youths they are inexcusable. Why spend your time immersed in fiction when you could concentrate on the reality of the Bible where every word is filled with excitement and anticipation of our eternal home? That is a picture I want to see. Jesus.



                  Psalms 107:30
                  Then are they glad because they be quiet; so he bringeth them unto their desired haven.

                  I have no interest in your pictures. I'm waiting for my captain to navigate my earthly vessel to the Heavenly harbor!


                  Yours in Christ,

                  Elmer
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                  • Quentin W
                    Unsaved trash, zit-faced gametard
                    • Dec 2014
                    • 20

                    #10
                    Re: An Introduction

                    Why should I not immerse myself in a book, when i can read it online?
                    King James Bible Online: Authorized King James Version (KJV) of the Bible- the preserved and living Word of God. Includes 1611 KJV and 1769 Cambridge KJV.


                    I can immerse myself in whatever I want, games and films have great stories and characters. you guys should try it. BTW read your dolphin article, found this and found it hilarious:

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050

                      #11
                      Re: An Introduction

                      Originally posted by SuperGamerYouTubelad View Post
                      what about the picture i posted? Like it? it is from Super Smash Brothers, it depicts Princess Rosalina reading the younger Smashers a story.
                      Let's see: Horrible art work, totally gay, and depicting witchcraft. Why do you keep carping on some poorly drawn piece of fan art about a children's video game?
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                      • Jim Farmer
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2014
                        • 2293

                        #12
                        Re: An Introduction

                        I am 100% certain that if video games had been invented by the time the Bible was written, they would be the number two reason that would condemn people to certain Hell, right behind sodomy.
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                        • Quentin W
                          Unsaved trash, zit-faced gametard
                          • Dec 2014
                          • 20

                          #13
                          Re: An Introduction

                          Ever heard of: *** removed child porn link ***

                          For Pastor Isaac Peters: *** removed man-on-dog porn link *** and *** removed Crisco porn link ***

                          ENJOY!
                          Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 12-12-2014, 09:45 PM. Reason: Inappropriate links removed.

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                          • Zechariah Smyth
                            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 15251

                            #14
                            Re: An Introduction

                            Originally posted by SuperGamerYouTubelad View Post
                            Ever heard of: *** removed child porn link ***

                            For Pastor Isaac Peters: *** removed man-on-dog porn link *** and *** removed Crisco porn link ***

                            ENJOY!
                            Please stop trying to divert traffic from Salvation to Damnation.



                            Yours in Christ,

                            Z. Smyth
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                            • Mary Etheldreda
                              Gushing for Jesus
                               
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 23775

                              #15
                              Re: An Introduction

                              Originally posted by Quentin W View Post
                              I am agnostic, which means I slightly believe in a higher power and heaven and hell.
                              Don't be silly. That's not what agnostic means at all. Agnostic comes from the Greek word "gnosis," meaning, "to know." The prefix "a" refers to the lack of such a thing. "Agnostic" means you lack knowledge of God. This is a lie. You know who God is, you're just ignoring Him. No wonder you're scared. You know what will happen to you when you die. You'll face your maker and have to give an account for neglecting the love of His Sweet Sweet Son (2 Corinthians 5:10), and then He'll Sparta kick you straight into the Lake of Fire where you'll roast and burn and suffer and writhe in agony for all eternity (Matthew 13:41-43; Revelation 20:15; ). I would be scared too.

                              Your torment will be physical

                              And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus,
                              that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue;
                              for I am tormented in this flame.
                              Luke 16:24

                              These are hidden reefs at your love feasts, as they feast with you without fear, shepherds feeding themselves;
                              waterless clouds, swept along by winds;
                              fruitless trees in late autumn, twice dead, uprooted; wild waves of the sea, casting up the foam of their own shame;
                              wandering stars, for whom the gloom of utter darkness has been reserved forever.

                              And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever:
                              and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image,
                              and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.
                              Revelation 14:11

                              And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him,
                              with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image.
                              These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.
                              Revelation 19:20

                              And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone,
                              where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented
                              day and night for ever and ever.
                              Revelation 20:10


                              Your torment will be mental

                              But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things:
                              but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.
                              Luke 16:25


                              Your torment will be spiritual

                              Which is a manifest token of the righteous judgment of God,
                              that ye may be counted worthy of the kingdom of God, for which ye also suffer:
                              Seeing it is a righteous thing with God to recompense tribulation to them that trouble you;
                              And to you who are troubled rest with us,
                              when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                              In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God,
                              and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                              Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord,
                              and from the glory of his power
                              2 Thessalonians 1:5-9


                              Your torment will be just and righteous

                              Then began he to upbraid the cities wherein most of his mighty works were done, because they repented not:
                              Woe unto thee, Chorazin! woe unto thee, Bethsaida! for if the mighty works,
                              which were done in you, had been done in Tyre and Sidon, they would have repented long ago in sackcloth and ashes.
                              But I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for Tyre and Sidon at the day of judgment, than for you.
                              And thou, Capernaum, which art exalted unto heaven, shalt be brought down to hell:
                              for if the mighty works, which have been done in thee, had been done in Sodom, it would have remained until this day.
                              But I say unto you, That it shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom in the day of judgment, than for thee.
                              Matthew 11:20-24

                              The men of Nineve shall rise up in the judgment with this generation, and shall condemn it:
                              for they repented at the preaching of Jonas; and, behold, a greater than Jonas is here.
                              Luke 11:32

                              For her sins have reached unto heaven, and God hath remembered her iniquities.
                              Reward her even as she rewarded you, and double unto her double according to her works:
                              in the cup which she hath filled fill to her double.
                              Revelation 18:5-6






                              This is your choice to make.
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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