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  • Dr Laurence Niles
    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
     
    • Jan 2012
    • 9063

    #16
    Re: An Introduction

    Originally posted by Quentin W View Post
    it depicts Princess Rosalina reading the younger Smashers a story.
    Young man are you have a joke on the poor 'ol, dumb Christians?

    If you think using the term 'Smasher' is funny then you have come to the wrong place.

    I have it on very good authority that the 'Smasher' is lesbian slang for a participant in the depraved sexual act among lesbian deathstyle

    As lesbians (being atheists) are spiritually dead it is obvious that they are also tactileally dead also. Their nerve endings are frazzled through the Drugs and the perverse depravities they engage in.

    This means that they can only feel when explosive force is used (which would result in blunt force trauma in normal people) on each other's parts.

    'Smashing' is the practice of 'smashing' a clenched fist into the lesbian's lower Venusian furrow, repeatedly. This is what passes for love among these 'people'.

    And you think you can 'slip this one under the radar'? Well I've got news for you sonny: Christians are not reactionary, narrow minded, unworldly, undereducated, closed minded mormons who fall for any moral outrage hyperbole!

    Somebody I know once had a sit down conversation with a homersexual so I know of what I speak.

    Trying to be funny on the internet at the expense of Christians? Who's laughing now? People like you (internet bullies) make me sick to my stomach, you are horrible and mean spirited

    All the best.

    YIC
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • BrotherLarry
      Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2014
      • 2253

      #17
      Re: An Introduction

      Hi Quentin

      The fact that you lack knowledge of our Heavenly Father, His Precious Son Jesus, and the empowering of the Holy Ghost saddens me. When I was a Catholic prior to becoming a Christian, I suppose I didn't really know the Lord either. The difference between us is actually not that great. You see, I came here on a quest to find the truth, and I think you did too.

      Video games are one of satan's distractions to lure young people away from the saving grace of Christ. We are living in the last days of time. Our Bible - God's amazing way of speaking to us so we will always know we are making the right decisions as long as they go along with everything He says - tells us that in those days, many will seek to deceive us (2 John 1:7). The makers of video games aligned with satan the day that Pong came out (there are sealed documents that prove the connection, but dogs and guards keep them from the eyes of the public). In the book of 1 Corinthians, we are told that video gamers are gluttons and drunks, and are likened unto idolaters because they love the characters in those games so much that they almost become them (1 Corinthians 10:7). You should know that satan (I refuse to capitalize his name) is a roaring lion. (1 Peter 5:8)

      I have even heard rumors that heathens in cannibalistic Africa talk to the lions and pray to them. Here in America, we do not talk to our lions, even though we could, because we know they are the devil in disguise (Elvis Presley even made a song about it, because despite his whoring and pill popping, his mother was a Christian and sought to bring him up in the ways of the Lord). Isn't the symbol of Britain a Lion? This is why there are so many anglicans in Britain! They are deceived by the devil, who possessed King Henry VIII and forced him to establish the church of England. Terrible, awful smells from the earth reached our Lord's nostrils on that day. Jesus prefers the sweet savour of Christianity, and it's not a vain or self-serving thing on His part; His father named Him and Jesus has gone along with the plan for a long time.

      In the greater scheme of things, your decision to reject our Savior just provides another log for the lake of fire. However, Jesus loves you on the condition that you accept Him, tell Him you love Him, and believe He died for your terrible heinous sins. He WILL rescue your soul. 1 John 1:9

      So don't be a stupid fag. Kneel right now (a position with which you are comfortable) and ask Him to enter you. Just tell Him to come, and He will! Jesus is capable of restoring your name in the Book of Life. I pray sincerely that you accept His invitation.

      COME, Lord Jesus!
      BrotherLarry
      Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
      “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

      Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
      Amen and Amen

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      • BrotherLarry
        Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2014
        • 2253

        #18
        Re: An Introduction

        Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
        Young man are you have a joke on the poor 'ol, dumb Christians?

        If you think using the term 'Smasher' is funny then you have come to the wrong place.

        I have it on very good authority that the 'Smasher' is lesbian slang for a participant in the depraved sexual act among lesbian deathstyle

        As lesbians (being atheists) are spiritually dead it is obvious that they are also tactileally dead also. Their nerve endings are frazzled through the Drugs and the perverse depravities they engage in.

        This means that they can only feel when explosive force is used (which would result in blunt force trauma in normal people) on each other's parts.

        'Smashing' is the practice of 'smashing' a clenched fist into the lesbian's lower Venusian furrow, repeatedly. This is what passes for love among these 'people'.

        And you think you can 'slip this one under the radar'? Well I've got news for you sonny: Christians are not reactionary, narrow minded, unworldly, undereducated, closed minded mormons who fall for any moral outrage hyperbole!

        Somebody I know once had a sit down conversation with a homersexual so I know of what I speak.

        Trying to be funny on the internet at the expense of Christians? Who's laughing now? People like you (internet bullies) make me sick to my stomach, you are horrible and mean spirited

        All the best.

        YIC
        Dr. Niles,

        Since you are a well-traveled man of God, you are aware that New York City is a place where the Lezbean deathstyle is acceptable to the general public. It is not difficult here to see women kissing women - in fact, I discovered that one could see a woman kissing another woman as each one caresses the other's lithe, shapely body and they will continue these acts for 20 minutes or more, while the observer stands there, disgusted and crying out to Jesus for deliverance. I have even observed their vile acts through windows until I got so cold from the winter air that I had to move on. We as Christians shouldn't have to endure these things. But there is another reason I write this message, and that reason is to validate your admonishings to our homosexual game player.

        The apartment building just down the street from me has 2 plaid-wearing, softball playing women that are often seen walking hand in hand, flaunting their satanic lifestyle. I have it on good authority that they go by the nicknames "Smasher" and "Scissor." The latter describes yet another vile and salacious act that those of that "type" use to bring each other carnal satisfaction. I won't describe it here so as not to insult anyone's modesty, but you are intelligent enough to figure it out.

        If you aren't, let me know and I will send you a DVD that has several minutes of various sinners engaging in depravity that I keep in a drawer for educational purposes.

        COME, Lord Jesus,
        BrotherLarry
        Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
        “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

        Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
        Amen and Amen

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        • Quentin W
          Unsaved trash, zit-faced gametard
          • Dec 2014
          • 20

          #19
          Re: An Introduction

          1. Not trying to be a bully.

          2. Your "Smashing" definition made no sense. If you saw the picture you would see what I was talking about. "Smashers" are humans, magical beings and creatures who compete in tournaments, for The Master Hand. Some are lovers, friends and enemies. None are homosexual.

          3. :::

          4. I may have a small gut, but that's never stopped me!

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #20
            Re: An Introduction

            Originally posted by Quentin W View Post
            1. Not trying to be a bully.

            2. Your "Smashing" definition made no sense. If you saw the picture you would see what I was talking about. "Smashers" are humans, magical beings and creatures who compete in tournaments, for The Master Hand. Some are lovers, friends and enemies. None are homosexual.

            3. :::

            4. I may have a small gut, but that's never stopped me!
            Welcome friend. Instead of me telling you that you are going to go to Hell (You already know that, so why repeat things), Id like to know why you hate Jesus? Is it the lack of understanding of the world due to the inferior mind? The poor diet and toothless jaw? Or is it the Gay deathstyle that will give you the bola? Something has caused you the serious lack of respect for decent Christians.
            Tell me Quint, have you read the Bible? It is a book chock full of the greatest stories ever told.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Quentin W
              Unsaved trash, zit-faced gametard
              • Dec 2014
              • 20

              #21
              Re: An Introduction

              I choose not to believe in god due to the fact that I am a logical person. I am not gay, I am perfectly straight, my diet is fine, I just have no muscles in my abdomen.

              I do not hate Jesus (which sounds like sausage if you say it backwards) I just follow a more logical outlook on life. I respect Christians, just not you fundamental fascist, racist and insane ones.

              I have read the bible, just years ago. Truth be told, I only read the parts about the Apocalypse.

              Play the Game DARKSIDERS, based of the rapture.

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14079

                #22
                Re: An Introduction

                Originally posted by Quentin W View Post
                ...I respect people who identify as Christians while doing nothing that their Holy Book DEMANDS and are too dense to realize that disqualifies them from receiving any benefit...
                Well, yay for you (and the hypocrites you applaud).

                ...I have read the bible, just years ago. Truth be told, I only read the parts about the Apocalypse...
                So you read the Bible, except you didn't. Awesomer and awesomer.

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