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A cautious welcome to you. My mother always said, "When you greet a stranger, never stand too close, lest his light be hidden or his darkness obscured." She was such a freak.
Anyway, like you, I was once a wretched, unclean person with a blackened soul. The good people of Landover Baptist Church held me accountable for killing Christ. Once I realized that I was a murderer of the Son of the Most High God, I repented of my sins and accepted the Messiah into my heart. You will need to renounce your allegiance to the false prophet Moosehanded, and declare your belief that Jesus is so much more than just a prophet - He is God Himself, who is also His Son. After you have prayed for forgiveness of your sins, you must learn more about the Lord by reading His word, the King James 1611 version of the Holy Bible. That qu'ran thing makes a nice bird cage liner.
Next, you will have to withdraw from your pilot license program. There can be no high rise buildings in your future if you love Jesus. You should sell any farm animals with which you have been intimate and even those with whom you have not. (Luke 18:22)
Friend, you still have a chance to avoid the damnation that all followers of false religions like Islam and Joodyism will face eventually. Take advantage of that chance. I did. Now I am heaven bound, and will one day sit at the feet of the Savior that I killed. How many people can say that?
With brotherhood and prayer,
Morton
A cautious welcome to you. My mother always said, "When you greet a stranger, never stand too close, lest his light be hidden or his darkness obscured." She was such a freak.
Anyway, like you, I was once a wretched, unclean person with a blackened soul. The good people of Landover Baptist Church held me accountable for killing Christ. Once I realized that I was a murderer of the Son of the Most High God, I repented of my sins and accepted the Messiah into my heart. You will need to renounce your allegiance to the false prophet Moosehanded, and declare your belief that Jesus is so much more than just a prophet - He is God Himself, who is also His Son. After you have prayed for forgiveness of your sins, you must learn more about the Lord by reading His word, the King James 1611 version of the Holy Bible. That qu'ran thing makes a nice bird cage liner.
Next, you will have to withdraw from your pilot license program. There can be no high rise buildings in your future if you love Jesus. You should sell any farm animals with which you have been intimate and even those with whom you have not. (Luke 18:22)
Friend, you still have a chance to avoid the damnation that all followers of false religions like Islam and Joodyism will face eventually. Take advantage of that chance. I did. Now I am heaven bound, and will one day sit at the feet of the Savior that I killed. How many people can say that?
With brotherhood and prayer,
Morton
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