Salami lick 'em

[mrted9]

English is second language, sorry if I Spell Wrong. My name is Abdul, and I am African Muslim. I have come here to learn Christianity! I want to say hello to everyone, and hope I am Welcomed here.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello there!

English is second language, sorry if I Spell Wrong. My name is Abdul, and I am African Muslim. I have come here to learn Christianity! I want to say hello to everyone, and hope I am Welcomed here.

If you want to learn about Christianity, start at Genesis 1:1 and stop at Revelation 22:21.

See you in a few weeks.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[mrted9]

Re: Hello there!

If you want to learn about Christianity, start at Genesis 1:1 and stop at Revelation 22:21.

See you in a few weeks.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Am I accepted as black man here?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello there!

Am I accepted as black man here?

Of course, DUH!!!



Even the lesser races have a shot at Redemption.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hello there!

English is second language, sorry if I Spell Wrong. My name is Abdul, and I am African Muslim. I have come here to learn Christianity! I want to say hello to everyone, and hope I am Welcomed here.

Jambo, Abdul! That means hello in African. I learned it from Tarzan movies. I assume you a Nigerian due to the gratuitous capitalizations in your writing. I receive messages from your countrymen all the time wanting me to engage in nefarious dealings that will net me thousands of dollars (USD). I am sorry you are a Muslim. Are you thirsty to kill Christians to make jihad?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello there!

Dear Filthy Mudslime Heathen;

Welcome to God's favorite forum, where you have been offered one final chance to avoid an eternity in hellfire, right next to Moohamad and Osama Bin Laden. Please tell us about yourself. How many goats have you married?

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YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[mrted9]

Re: Hello there!

Jambo, Abdul! That means hello in African. I learned it from Tarzan movies. I assume you a Nigerian due to the gratuitous capitalizations in your writing. I receive messages from your countrymen all the time wanting me to engage in nefarious dealings that will net me thousands of dollars (USD). I am sorry you are a Muslim. Are you thirsty to kill Christians to make jihad?

That is so Stereotypical Man. I came Here for Forgiveness, Not to Be treated like Garbage!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello there!

That is so Stereotypical Man. I came Here for Forgiveness, Not to Be treated like Garbage!

But you are garbage. The Holy Bible says that you are a worthless antichrist turd in God's loving eyes, at least until you become Saved(r).

1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Hello there!

That is so Stereotypical Man. I came Here for Forgiveness, Not to Be treated like Garbage!

Have you given us a reason not to treat you like garbage, boy? Get right with Christ!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Hello there!

Don't you just love it when the standard of someone's English improves so quickly? We start out with his idea of pidgin English here:

English is second language, sorry if I Spell Wrong.

and yet less than an hour later, in post 3, we see this:

That is so Stereotypical Man. I came Here for Forgiveness, Not to Be treated like Garbage!

Apart from the random capitalization (and the rather quaint use of "Man" - is this the 1960s?) that's perfect. Well done, Ted!

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Hello there!

Don't you just love it when the standard of someone's English improves so quickly? We start out with his idea of pidgin English here:



and yet less than an hour later, in post 3, we see this:



Apart from the random capitalization (and the rather quaint use of "Man" - is this the 1960s?) that's perfect. Well done, Ted!

That's due to the power of Jesus Christ surging through him.
Praise the Lord!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Salami lick 'em

Yes, praise Him! If God wants this fellow to be able to communicate enough to learn about Jesus from us, He is more than capable of giving the poor guy a little language upgrade.

He is truly a way-maker.

Shout GLORY!

[arthur frayn]

Re: Salami lick 'em

English is second language, sorry if I Spell Wrong. My name is Abdul, and I am African Muslim. I have come here to learn Christianity! I want to say hello to everyone, and hope I am Welcomed here.

For starters, you need to learn Godly english, including reading.
If you are serious, you will have to read only the english version of the KJ Bible, as any translation (if indeed there are any) would be highly suspect in any african or muslim language. Anyone who speaks these languages, let alone can read them would have their own twisted biased interpetation of the KJB. The KJB cannot be translated into these foreign lingos.
-c-

[Quentin W (On Moderation)]

Re: Hello there!

run fast and run far.

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello there!

run fast and run far.

So the police can shoot him for running while black?

Quite machiavellian of you, dear!