[JustARetard]

Re: Hey there, I can count to potato!

I have a hard time keeping up with the satanists and Godmockers that come here to sneer and ridicule. Are you the sex change stealth homer, or someone else?

No. Sorry. You must have me confused with someone else.

[Des]

Re: Hey there, I can count to potato!

I have a hard time keeping up with the satanists and Godmockers that come here to sneer and ridicule. Are you the sex change stealth homer, or someone else?

[JustARetard]

Re: Hey there, I can count to potato!

A warm welcome to you, Dave. Our Lord Jesus led you to these pages so that He could teach you through the good people of Landover Baptist all about His ways. The blessing that comes from fellowship with His people is one that few people experience in life, so you should praise the Lord for His gift.

My darling sister Elizabeth continues to make me proud through her virtuous example of what it means to be a gracious servant of Christ. I thank you for your kindness to her. Her husband Micky is a very good person; she has already become with child and is prepared to bring forth many sons for God's glory.

I join her in prayer for you; Christ's love is so worth the efforts that you will put forth for Him on this earth.

In the love of our Lord,
NRL

Thank you so much for the kind words and the warm welcome Naomi. They seem to be few and far apart here. Your sister Elizabeth was also very kind and it was so very appreciated. Have a blessed evening.
Dave..aka JustARetard(I guess)

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Hey there, I can count to potato!

I've made a few posts, got a few infractions and figured I might as well stop by and introduce myself.
My name is Dave and my church is Lakewood Church. http://www.lakewoodchurch.com/Pages/Home.aspx
I used to hold Bible study as a child with the other children in the apartment complex and I would baptise them in the swimming pool. I tied their hands together and tied bricks to their feet to make sure they stayed down until they were really, really cleansed.
Matthew 1:1 (1611 King James Bible)
The booke of the generation of Iesus Christ, the sonne of Dauid, the sonne of Abraham.

A warm welcome to you, Dave. Our Lord Jesus led you to these pages so that He could teach you through the good people of Landover Baptist all about His ways. The blessing that comes from fellowship with His people is one that few people experience in life, so you should praise the Lord for His gift.

My darling sister Elizabeth continues to make me proud through her virtuous example of what it means to be a gracious servant of Christ. I thank you for your kindness to her. Her husband Micky is a very good person; she has already become with child and is prepared to bring forth many sons for God's glory.

I join her in prayer for you; Christ's love is so worth the efforts that you will put forth for Him on this earth.

In the love of our Lord,
NRL

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Hey there, I can count to potato!

I've just noticed that the ones on the outside are playing pocket billiards.
And the one standing 4 from the left, can't keep his dirty fag hands to himself but has to molest the guy in front.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Hey there, I can count to potato!



Also notice the telltale bandages on the gimp's forearms....he is obviously an intravenous marijuana addict who is losing limbs due to collapsed veins. Happy will be the day Jesus releases the parking brake on his wheelchair and lets him freewheel into the lake of fire...

[JustARetard]

Re: Hey there, I can count to potato!

He means you aren't as witty as you seem to think, you dullard.

Alvin, why don't you read what I wrote about five posts up. You're one of those that could learn from her.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hey there, I can count to potato!

He means you aren't as witty as you seem to think, you dullard.

[JustARetard]

Re: Hey there, I can count to potato!

Hi Dave,

As a life coach for Jesus, I would have to say that you've probably been watching a bit too many of those pick up artist (PUA) videos on YouTube. Those might be some funny lines you use to pick up women at Church ice cream socials where you live, but they will get you nowhere with the Ladies of Landover.

Indeed, the Holy Spirit sent you here to pick up Jesus - and starting out with your favorite Bible (KJV1611) verse would be a good first start to demonstrate your love for Jesus.

Hello William. I'm sure I'm missing something really obvious but I've reread my post that you've quoted and I have to say I'm completely confused by your reply. I don't understand how you're getting that I'm trying to pick anyone up from what I wrote. Please elaborate.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Hey there, I can count to potato!

I've made a few posts, got a few infractions and figured I might as well stop by and introduce myself.
My name is Dave and my church is Lakewood Church. http://www.lakewoodchurch.com/Pages/Home.aspx
I used to hold Bible study as a child with the other children in the apartment complex and I would baptise them in the swimming pool. I tied their hands together and tied bricks to their feet to make sure they stayed down until they were really, really cleansed.
Matthew 1:1 (1611 King James Bible)
The booke of the generation of Iesus Christ, the sonne of Dauid, the sonne of Abraham.

Hi Dave,

As a life coach for Jesus, I would have to say that you've probably been watching a bit too many of those pick up artist (PUA) videos on YouTube. Those might be some funny lines you use to pick up women at Church ice cream socials where you live, but they will get you nowhere with the Ladies of Landover.

Indeed, the Holy Spirit sent you here to pick up Jesus - and starting out with your favorite Bible (KJV1611) verses would be a good first start to demonstrate your love for Jesus.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hey there, I can count to potato!

Where's the light switch in here?

[JustARetard]

Re: Hey there.

Welcome. I pray that you spend more time here and learning more. Read and obey all the commands in the KJV 1611 Bible. Yours in Christ, Elizabeth

You know. I'm sure I'm about to be banned from here if I'm not already but I just want to say..I've ready through several introduction threads and random other threads on here and you are the only one I've seen that is actually polite to people on here. The others could learn from you.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Hey there.

Welcome. I pray that you spend more time here and learning more. Read and obey all the commands in the KJV 1611 Bible. Yours in Christ, Elizabeth

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hey there.

Witch Hummer, I'm not sure why you refer to me as "demon" but I forgive you.
Matthew 5:39 King James Version (KJV)
But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.
Glory.

Witch Hummer? Really?



Strike 2, kid.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Hey there.

Sorry about the sloopy posting of the link. http://primitivebaptist.info/index.p...1378&Itemid=67

I'm not sure about that one either. There is a disgusting picture on that web pages. Ladies, and those of weaker disposition, please close your eyes now:



Now they apparently, are the deacons. Turn your eyes to the abomination in the bottom left of that picture.
Leviticus 21:18-21 18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, 19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, 20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; 21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.