Hey there, I can count to potato!

[JustARetard]

Re: Hey there.

Your schtick is intolerable, demon.

Witch Hummer, I'm not sure why you refer to me as "demon" but I forgive you.
Matthew 5:39 King James Version (KJV)
But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.
Glory.

[JustARetard]

Re: Hey there.

I lived in Kansas for a little while and attended Westboro Baptist Church while I was there. http://godhatesfags.com/

Nice place.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Hey there.

...and apparently I can't spell "sloppy" either. Here's a little piece of information I borrowed from the link I posted just to shed a little light in case you're not familiar with Primitive Baptist..actually you could be Primitive Baptist yourselves...

Question: What is the Primitive Baptist view of the scriptures?
Primitive Baptists view scriptures as the divinely inspired word of God and as the sole rule of faith and practice for the church. It is also believed that the scriptures have been divinely preserved over the ages, and that the 1611 King James version is the superior English translation of the scriptures.

Your schtick is intolerable, demon.

[JustARetard]

Re: Hey there.

...and apparently I can't spell "sloppy" either. Here's a little piece of information I borrowed from the link I posted just to shed a little light in case you're not familiar with Primitive Baptist..actually you could be Primitive Baptist yourselves...

Question: What is the Primitive Baptist view of the scriptures?
Primitive Baptists view scriptures as the divinely inspired word of God and as the sole rule of faith and practice for the church. It is also believed that the scriptures have been divinely preserved over the ages, and that the 1611 King James version is the superior English translation of the scriptures.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Hey there.

I agree 100%. It is only a temporary church. I was attending the First Primitive Baptist Church in Dallashttp://primitivebaptist.info/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1378&Ite mid=67 but I've had to relocate for a little while. Hopefully I'll be home soon.

Foul pornographic link!!
Do you think REAL Baptists would engage in sodomy with an inflatable rubber effigy of Charles Darwin? You sicken me!!

[JustARetard]

Re: Hey there.

Sorry about the sloopy posting of the link. http://primitivebaptist.info/index.p...1378&Itemid=67

[JustARetard]

Re: Hey there.

Welcome Dave.
If I were you, I would be changing churches.
1Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
Women are not fit to be pastors

I agree 100%. It is only a temporary church. I was attending the First Primitive Baptist Church in Dallashttp://primitivebaptist.info/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1378&Ite mid=67 but I've had to relocate for a little while. Hopefully I'll be home soon.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Hey there.

My name is Dave and my church is Lakewood Church.

Welcome Dave.
If I were you, I would be changing churches.
1Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
Women are not fit to be pastors

[JustARetard]

I've made a few posts, got a few infractions and figured I might as well stop by and introduce myself.
My name is Dave and my church is Lakewood Church. http://www.lakewoodchurch.com/Pages/Home.aspx
I used to hold Bible study as a child with the other children in the apartment complex and I would baptise them in the swimming pool. I tied their hands together and tied bricks to their feet to make sure they stayed down until they were really, really cleansed.
Matthew 1:1 (1611 King James Bible)
The booke of the generation of Iesus Christ, the sonne of Dauid, the sonne of Abraham.