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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #31
    Re: Hey there, I can count to potato!

    Originally posted by JustARetard View Post
    I see that someone has given me a "sissy cry baby" award. Thank you so much! It's a shame that it's not a level playing field though. Everyone here has their gloves off yet my hands are tied. It would seem you folks can give it but you can't take it..you just give out endless infractions, give people silly names, change their avatars to something stupid and edit posts to your advantage. How about you give me free reign and the power to give infractions for a while. Then we can see who gets the cry baby awards.

    I'm pretty sure that won't happen and this is probably another infraction.
    Get Jesus or GET OUT!

    Luke 9:5 And whosoever will not receive you, when ye go out of that city, shake off the very dust from your feet for a testimony against them.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Witch Hammer
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 1717

      #32
      Re: Hey there, I can count to potato!

      Originally posted by JustARetard View Post
      Thank you so much for the kind words and the warm welcome Naomi. They seem to be few and far apart here. Your sister Elizabeth was also very kind and it was so very appreciated. Have a blessed evening.
      Dave..aka JustARetard(I guess)
      Enjoy being mollycoddled by the ladies of Landover, do you? Believe me, these naïve women have no idea of the dwarfed horror that stirs in your filthy diaper each time they fuss over you. How dare you manipulate their mothering instinct for your own perverse sexual gratification! I'm going to call you JustDepraved from now until your banishment.

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      • Elmer G. White
        Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
        Victim of atheist scientific persecution
         
        • Apr 2014
        • 10277

        #33
        Re: Hey there, I can count to potato!

        Originally posted by JustARetard View Post
        I see that someone has given me a "sissy cry baby" award. Thank you so much! It's a shame that it's not a level playing field though. Everyone here has their gloves off yet my hands are tied. It would seem you folks can give it but you can't take it..you just give out endless infractions, give people silly names, change their avatars to something stupid and edit posts to your advantage. How about you give me free reign and the power to give infractions for a while. Then we can see who gets the cry baby awards.

        I'm pretty sure that won't happen and this is probably another infraction.
        Dear Mr. Retard,

        You apparently fail to appreciate the lesson that is the actual point of the situation you described above. You are receiving instruction similar to the plagues and smitings that God places upon those to fail to take heed to His words. You may not like it but it is nourishing, it strengthens you and can bring you closer to realizing your own depravity! It is a gift. As True Christians™, it is also our duty.

        God did not give all men the powers to do anything. Only those who trusted Jesus and made His bidding were given these capabilities.

        Mark 3:13-16
        And he goeth up into a mountain, and calleth [unto him] whom he would: and they came unto him.
        And he ordained twelve, that they should be with him, and that he might send them forth to preach,
        And to have power to heal sicknesses, and to cast out devils:
        And Simon he surnamed Peter;

        As True Christians™, the are the Disciples of Today! It can be the same for you. You only have to behave, accept Jesus and follow all His commandments. We are doing all this to help you on this quest! We DO understand that you lack all discipline and have a deficient upbringing. It is not ONLY your fault but brought upon you by your parents and peers. There is a remedy.

        Proverbs 13:24
        He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

        As our discussion takes place in the Interwebs, also the rod is of the virtual kind. Loving chastening based on your faults. You'll understand us one day IF you gain access to Heaven, where you can laugh with us on the plight of the sinners in the Furnace!


        Yours in Christ,

        Elmer
        2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063

          #34
          Re: Hey there.

          Originally posted by JustARetard View Post
          I've ready through several introduction threads and random other threads on here and you are the only one I've seen that is actually polite to people on here. The others could learn from you.
          So now you show your true colours: yet another atheist troll comming uninvited to trample rough shod over our most cherished beliefs

          1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

          I'm proud to say that I have never learnt a thing from a single female.

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • JustARetard
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Dec 2014
            • 58

            #35
            Re: Hey there, I can count to potato!

            Originally posted by Des View Post
            Now see here young lady. The moderators here are church appointed, fully vetted, and of the utmost upstanding character. You would be hard pressed to find more fair and impartial moderators anywhere on the interweb. If you have been lovingly reprimanded with a minor badge of shame, know that it is for your own good. Learn from the experience and you may yet find yourself on the path of True Christianity™.

            Des, How can I get me one of those cool Confederate flag awards things you and Zech have? I really like that one.

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            • JustARetard
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Dec 2014
              • 58

              #36
              Re: Hey there, I can count to potato!

              The story of my life...

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              • Des
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2013
                • 2718

                #37
                Re: Hey there, I can count to potato!

                Originally posted by JustARetard View Post

                Des, How can I get me one of those cool Confederate flag awards things you and Zech have? I really like that one.
                That flag is a symbol of bravery, honor, and defiance. It is the symbol of the nation God intended America to be. I earned my flag by proving to my peers that my values were the traditional God-fearing values shown by the valiant men who were willing to stand firm against the debauchery of the Federalists during the War of Northern Aggression.
                Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2014
                  • 1330

                  #38
                  Re: Hey there, I can count to potato!

                  Originally posted by JustARetard View Post

                  Des, How can I get me one of those cool Confederate flag awards things you and Zech have? I really like that one.
                  How many times must I tell you? You don't just get awards. They are earned, just like your place in heaven, which you have yet to attain. "And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal." Matthew 25:46
                  "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                  • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jun 2014
                    • 1330

                    #39
                    Re: Hey there.

                    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                    So now you show your true colours: yet another atheist troll comming uninvited to trample rough shod over our most cherished beliefs

                    1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

                    I'm proud to say that I have never learnt a thing from a single female.

                    YIC
                    Dr. Niles, I praise the Lord for good men like you who are undeterred by your strength in ignoring us silly women and your correction to us when we do not obey the Lord. Also, Unsaved, this is the way things work here, and I believe strongly in it, as a woman!
                    "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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