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  • Dr Laurence Niles
    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
     
    • Jan 2012
    • 9063

    #16
    Re: Hi from a retarded kid.

    Originally posted by wanker100 View Post
    Hi, the name's John Hariyoki, I'm Japanese

    I don't go to any church, and hate god

    I like going to strip clubs and seeing those beautiful round *** inappropriate language ***

    I like pie

    yee
    Young lady, just because you hate Jesus and the conditional love He has for all who would follow Him you may think your post is shocking.

    It is not. You see, Jesus told us your mind would persecute us and your posting here only strengthens our resolve.

    Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
    Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
    Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
    Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.
    Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.
    Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.
    Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.
    1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

    YIC
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • LolitaInbred
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jun 2013
      • 80

      #17
      Re: Hi from a retarded kid.

      Oh I love trolling them. However, I can't troll as you do as I believe in and love the Lord despite what these guys say about me, and can't say I hate Him, even in jest, so therefore I need some tips to troll them effectively, lol.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #18
        Re: Hi from a retarded kid.

        Originally posted by LolitaWolfiebear View Post
        Oh I love trolling them. However, I can't troll as you do as I believe in and love the Lord despite what these guys say about me, and can't say I hate Him, even in jest, so therefore I need some tips to troll them effectively, lol.
        The "lord" you love is nothing more than an expression of your own conscience. You're basically saying you respect yourself, your beliefs.

        That's nice.

        But it won't save you from eternal torment.

        Only belief in Christ Jesus will do that (John 3:18). But to believe in Christ, you have to know Him. The only way to do that is to read the Holy Bible.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • LolitaInbred
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jun 2013
          • 80

          #19
          Re: Hi from a retarded kid.

          I know more about the Bible than you think, I'm just not going to waste my time debating Scripture with the likes of you. No, I'm just going to troll you instead.

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          • Dolores de Barriga
            Apparently not part of the domestic staff; suspected academic
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2014
            • 462

            #20
            Re: Hi from a retarded kid.

            Originally posted by LolitaWolfiebear View Post
            Oh I love trolling them. However, I can't troll as you do as I believe in and love the Lord despite what these guys say about me, and can't say I hate Him, even in jest, so therefore I need some tips to troll them effectively, lol.
            Hello, Lolita.

            As an anthropologist I find your position truly fascinating. I will not use your responses in my research, but out of curiosity, I would like to ask you: what is the source of your information about that "God" that you believe in and love? Because you seem to reject the God of the Bible, yet at the same time you seem to self-identify as Christian.

            If this is the case, then how do you solve that contradiction between the cruel and merciless God of the Bible and the all-loving "God" imagined by many modern Christian churches?
            John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775

              #21
              Re: Hi from a retarded kid.

              Originally posted by LolitaWolfiebear View Post
              I know more about the Bible than you think,
              Perhaps there's a reason to your keeping this knowledge hidden from the rest of the world. Personally, I think you simply enjoy comforting yourself with such platitudes. It's the adult version of sucking on your thumb and pretending to be coddled by your invisible friend.

              Originally posted by LolitaWolfiebear View Post
              I'm just not going to waste my time debating Scripture with the likes of you.
              The battle cry of one who knows she's losing the intellectual battle. This declaration usually comes right before the "You're all meanies, and I'm taking my toys and going home!" sentiment.

              Originally posted by LolitaWolfiebear View Post
              No, I'm just going to troll you instead.
              When? And why?
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • LolitaInbred
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jun 2013
                • 80

                #22
                Re: Hi from a retarded kid.

                My belief about God comes from the Bible, I just don't see it the way these people see it. These people never talk about the mercy and grace of God as written about in both Testaments, but particularly the New Testament, but rather they focus on the Law. We are in the New Testament dispensation. A lot of the OT was meant to be taken as metaphor *braces for the stones that will be thrown her way*.

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                • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                  True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                   
                  • Jul 2014
                  • 8429

                  #23
                  Re: Hi from a retarded kid.

                  Originally posted by LolitaWolfiebear View Post
                  We are in the New Testament dispensation.
                  Whatever that means in your cult, would you care to translate it into plain American?

                  A lot of the OT was meant to be taken as metaphor *braces for the stones that will be thrown her way*.
                  How convenient for you.
                  Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                  • Zechariah Smyth
                    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 15251

                    #24
                    Re: Hi from a retarded kid.

                    Originally posted by LolitaWolfiebear View Post
                    My belief about God comes from the Bible, I just don't see it the way these people see it. These people never talk about the mercy and grace of God as written about in both Testaments, but particularly the New Testament, but rather they focus on the Law. We are in the New Testament dispensation. A lot of the OT was meant to be taken as metaphor *braces for the stones that will be thrown her way*.
                    Baloney.



                    You pick and choose the kinder, gentler parts of the Bible because those conform to your distorted worldview and you disregard the tough love parts.

                    If you can show me IN THE BIBLE where it says to ignore parts of it I will send $1,000 to the Jesus-hating charity of your choice.
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                    • Mary Etheldreda
                      Gushing for Jesus
                       
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 23775

                      #25
                      Re: Hi from a retarded kid.

                      Originally posted by LolitaWolfiebear View Post
                      My belief about God comes from the Bible, I just don't see it the way these people see it. These people never talk about the mercy and grace of God as written about in both Testaments, but particularly the New Testament, but rather they focus on the Law. We are in the New Testament dispensation. A lot of the OT was meant to be taken as metaphor *braces for the stones that will be thrown her way*.
                      Asking questions for clarification for the claims you make isn't throwing stones, dear. It's simply a means by which one can determine if there is any credibility to your statements. Thus far, you have provided none. Please don't confuse your inability to support your beliefs with persecution.

                      Moving on...

                      What's wrong with following the first, oh say, 2/3 of the Holy Word of God? What's wrong with recognizing the LORD of the New Testament is the very same LORD of the Old Testament? What's wrong with respecting Jesus' very own mission statement (Matthew 5:17)? Can you please show us from where in the Holy Bible you get the idea that "a lot of the Old Testament was meant to be taken as a metaphor"? I'd like to know if I'm worshiping the Lord incorrectly, as I would hate to offend Him. I would also like to know how you have come to understand the Real Gospel Message which has apparently, according to your argument, been completely lost by 2000 years of history, only to be uncovered by you, an unknown Christian whose unfamiliarity with what is actually written in the Holy Bible is painfully obvious to those who are familiar with it.
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Roland
                        Obese Swedish Meatball
                        Delusional Forum Member
                        • May 2014
                        • 2193

                        #26
                        Re: Hi from a retarded kid.

                        Originally posted by LolitaWolfiebear View Post
                        My belief about God comes from the Bible.
                        Somehow I doubt that but I don´t really care. I´m not persuading you to be a Christian.
                        I just don't see it the way these people see it. These people never talk about the mercy and grace of God as written about in both Testaments, but particularly the New Testament, but rather they focus on the Law. We are in the New Testament dispensation. A lot of the OT was meant to be taken as metaphor
                        That might work with the FSM but Jesus seems somewhat more strict in His teachings.
                        *braces for the stones that will be thrown her way*.
                        As per Leviticus 24:16 And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well as the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the LORD, shall be put to death.

                        I´m sorry but it doesn´t seem Christians who won´t follow the Bible will get an easy pass.
                        Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                        Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                        • Didymus Much
                          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 14079

                          #27
                          Re: Hi from a retarded kid.

                          Originally posted by LolitaWolfiebear View Post
                          I know more about the Bible than you think, I'm just not going to waste my time debating Scripture with the likes of you. No, I'm just going to troll you instead.
                          From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_%28Internet%29:
                          "In Internet slang, a troll (/ˈtroʊl/, /ˈtrɒl/) is a person who sows discord on the Internet by starting arguments or upsetting people,[1] by posting inflammatory,[2] extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community (such as a newsgroup, forum, chat room, or blog) with the deliberate intent of provoking readers into an emotional response[3] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.[4]..."
                          Let's see: sowing discord? Not gonna happen. Starting arguments? You're wrong, they're right, no argument possible. Upsetting people? Psalm 119:165. Posting BS? Will be quickly removed. Provoke readers into an emotional response? See Psalm 119:165 again. Disrupting "normal on-topic discussion"? Welcome to .

                          Good luck!

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #28
                            Re: Hi from a retarded kid.

                            Originally posted by wanker100 View Post
                            Hi, the name's John Hariyoki, I'm Japanese

                            I don't go to any church, and hate god

                            I like going to strip clubs and seeing those beautiful round *** inappropriate language ***

                            I like pie

                            yee
                            初めに言があった。言は神と共にあった。言は神であった。この言は初めに神と共にあった。すべてのものは、 これによってできた。できたもののうち、一つとしてこれによらないものはなかった。 この言に命があった。そしてこの命は人の光であった。 光はやみの中に輝いている。そして、やみはこれに勝たなかった。

                            ここにひとりの人があって、神からつかわされていた。その名をヨハネと言った。この人はあかしのためにきた 。光についてあかしをし、彼によってすべての人が信じるためである。彼は光ではなく、ただ、光についてあか しをするためにきたのである すべての人を照すまことの光があって、世にきた。彼は世にいた。そして、世は彼によってできたのであるが、 世は彼を知らずにいた。

                            彼は自分のところにきたのに、自分の民は彼を受けいれなかった。 しかし、彼を受けいれた者、すなわち、その名を信じた人々には、彼は神の子となる力を与えたの である。
                            それらの人は、血すじによらず、肉の欲によらず、また、人の欲にもよらず、ただ神によって生れ たのである。

                            そして言は肉体となり、わたしたちのうちに宿った。わたしたちはその栄光を見た。それは父のひとり子として の栄光であって、めぐみとまこととに満ちていた。
                            ヨハネは彼についてあかしをし、叫んで言った、「『わたしのあとに来るかたは、わたしよりもすぐれたかたで ある。わたしよりも先におられたからである』とわたしが言ったのは、この人のことである」。わたしたちすべ ての者は、その満ち満ちているものの中から受けて、めぐみにめぐみを加えられた。

                            律法はモーセをとおして与えられ、めぐみとまこととは、イエス・キリストをとおしてきたのである。神を見た 者はまだひとりもいない。ただ父のふところにいるひとり子なる神だけが、神をあらわしたのであ る。

                            さて、ユダヤ人たちが、エルサレムから祭司たちやレビ人たちをヨハネのもとにつかわして、「あなたはどなた ですか」と問わせたが、その時ヨハネが立てたあかしは、こうであった。
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #29
                              Re: Hi

                              Originally posted by wanker100 View Post
                              No, freedom of speech is for everywhere and everyone. I can say anything
                              First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                              Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                              Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

                              If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Dolores de Barriga
                                Apparently not part of the domestic staff; suspected academic
                                Forum Member
                                • Sep 2014
                                • 462

                                #30
                                Re: Hi from a retarded kid.

                                Originally posted by LolitaInbred View Post
                                My belief about God comes from the Bible, I just don't see it the way these people see it. These people never talk about the mercy and grace of God as written about in both Testaments, but particularly the New Testament, but rather they focus on the Law. We are in the New Testament dispensation. A lot of the OT was meant to be taken as metaphor *braces for the stones that will be thrown her way*.
                                Oh, I will not throw stones at you - you see, I used to be like you. I believed what the priests (I grew up in Catholic faith) were saying about God's love. However, before Confirmation, I've decided to read the Bible - all of it, not just these few carefully picked verses they repeat during the Mass. Then I realized that God of both Testaments is cruel and merciless. He wanted his followers to kill heathens then and He seemingly enjoyed the slaughter of His enemies ever since. Just look at all of the religious wars and oppression of people done in His name. No other god has ever claimed more human sacrifices than the Christian God.

                                God of the Bible apparently enjoys all of that slaughter. Reading the Bible and studying the history of religions have shaken my own faith; sometimes I wonder if God is even real, and if He is, is He even worthy of our worship?

                                What I admire the most about this lovely congregation, is that they know how cruel God of the Bible is, and yet find Him worthy of their worship. I do hope that studying their faith will help me regain my own.
                                John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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