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  • Shillmo_Shekelsberg
    Unsaved trash, suspected joo
    • Dec 2014
    • 1

    #1

    A Warning to Good Christians of a Hate Filled Website

    As my first post to the Landover Baptist Church Forum, I have come to warn the Good Christians of America of this evil, heathen, satanic, godless, hateful, website known as *** man-on-dog link removed *** Good Christians beware, as visiting the site should be only for the sake of research into such heathen lifestyles.
    On this website, they allow "Freedom of Speech". This permits their users to post whatever they want on threads, with the option of also posting a picture. Because of this Freedom of Speech godless nonsense, the users post pictures of WHATEVER THEY FEEL LIKE!!! Also, users do not use their real name, but all post under the name "Anonymous", an obvious reference to the hacker group that has heathenly opposed God's word, and gained control using the Cult of Science.
    On this terrifying site that Satan uses to control the youth, there are "boards" that people post their threads and pictures to. The most popular of these is the *** taint aficionado link removed *** board, which is full of pedophiles, homosexuals, transgenders, bisexuals, atheists and muslims. People here regularly post porn, including bestiality, and child porn. They also speak using the most profane, ungodly and hateful words imaginable, that I hope no Good Christian ever has to suffer the horror of experiencing the godless sounds of these words!
    Another popular board is "*** urophagia link removed ***". It is full of hate filled, racist, nazis and many are Satan-worshipping atheists. These people praise the evil dictator Adolf Hitler, responsible for 6 million deaths in gas chambers. These users are the most bigoted as well, as when shown proof of this man's crimes, they simply deny it all, using "Facts and Statistics" as their supposed proof. *** Taylor Swift link removed *** is filled with godless racists, who believe that whites and the supreme race, and all other races should be killed! This is against everything the Bible and God's Word says! It says we should be loving! And we should not kill!
    *** catlick link removed *** is so heathenistic and Satanic, that they even have a *** doo-doo link removed *** board for the Cult of Science. THATS RIGHT! Instead of accepting Jesus Christ as our Lord and Savior, they would rather do darwinian evilution SCIENCE!!
    This is my warning to all the good Christians still left in this Satan-worshipping America of a terrible website that should be avoided at all costs. If you have children, block this website and keep them as far away as possible. When I catch my children of *** Morrissey link removed ***, I tell them to read a book from the Bible God's Word 12 times from memory (which I have taught them).
    In the interest of this introduction board, I feel welcomed greatly by the Godly Christian community here at Landover Baptist Church Forums.
    Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 12-26-2014, 07:41 AM. Reason: Keeping it clean for Jesus!
    Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #2
    Re: A Warning to Good Christians of a Hate Filled Website

    Originally posted by Shillmo_Shekelsberg View Post
    tl:dr
    Where do you go to church, friend? We want to get to know you!



    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • Russell Holbeck
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2012
      • 735

      #3
      Re: A Warning to Good Christians of a Hate Filled Website

      Hello Shillmo_Shekelsberg.

      Did you crash a motorboat in to a jetty when you were drinking I did that and my head looks like yours my wife is dead and I can not leave the tri-county area.

      Thank you.

      Rusty
      Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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      • Jim Farmer
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2014
        • 2293

        #4
        Re: A Warning to Good Christians of a Hate Filled Website

        Mr Jooberg, I still know nothing about you. How old are you, what is your favourite verse from the Bible etc.
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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050

          #5
          Re: A Warning to Good Christians of a Hate Filled Website

          Yeah, this is not my idea of a proper introduction!
          WARNING:
          In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
          REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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          • BaptistBethany
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2014
            • 280

            #6
            Re: A Warning to Good Christians of a Hate Filled Website

            Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
            Mr Jooberg, I still know nothing about you. How old are you, what is your favourite verse from the Bible etc.
            Mr. Farmer, you beat me to it - posting that this man is a dirty joo! He needs to repent for killing our dear Lord and Savior!
            Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
            Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
            ***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***

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            • LolitaInbred
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Jun 2013
              • 80

              #7
              Re: A Warning to Good Christians of a Hate Filled Website

              Well of course he'd have to post this in the introduction section, as it's the only place you allow newbies and folks you don't like to post new threads, so you should forgive him for not posting a proper intro.

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              • WashedWithHisBlood
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2012
                • 177

                #8
                Re: A Warning to Good Christians of a Hate Filled Website

                Originally posted by LolitaInbred View Post
                Well of course he'd have to post this in the introduction section, as it's the only place you allow newbies and folks you don't like to post new threads, so you should forgive him for not posting a proper intro.

                Dear inbred whore.

                Are you like a some sort of uneducated trailer park dwelling Chink who isn't familiar with general civility?

                You do realize that in our culture you gotta introduce yourself prior from having any discussions with any strangers, right?
                Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.

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                • Alvin Moss
                  Serving Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2013
                  • 4468

                  #9
                  Re: A Warning to Good Christians of a Hate Filled Website

                  First we have the conspiracy of the blue lights and now this. Jews are often violent and it is quite acceptable among Jews to torment Christians. Menachem Begin blew up the English in the King David Hotel and they made him Prime Minister. For vexing Christians on a Christian fellowship site, this man could easily get hundreds of offers to cater Bar Mitzvahs. I bet that's what he's up to. From his picture, he hasn't missed many buffets.
                  God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: A Warning to Good Christians of a Hate Filled Website

                    Originally posted by Shillmo_Shekelsberg View Post
                    As my first post to the Landover Baptist Church Forum, I have come to warn the Good Christians of America of this evil, heathen, satanic, godless, hateful, website known as *** man-on-dog link removed *** Good Christians beware, as visiting the site should be only for the sake of research into such heathen lifestyles.
                    On this website, they allow "Freedom of Speech". This permits their users to post whatever they want on threads, with the option of also posting a picture. Because of this Freedom of Speech godless nonsense, the users post pictures of WHATEVER THEY FEEL LIKE!!! Also, users do not use their real name, but all post under the name "Anonymous", an obvious reference to the hacker group that has heathenly opposed God's word, and gained control using the Cult of Science.
                    On this terrifying site that Satan uses to control the youth, there are "boards" that people post their threads and pictures to. The most popular of these is the *** taint aficionado link removed *** board, which is full of pedophiles, homosexuals, transgenders, bisexuals, atheists and muslims. People here regularly post porn, including bestiality, and child porn. They also speak using the most profane, ungodly and hateful words imaginable, that I hope no Good Christian ever has to suffer the horror of experiencing the godless sounds of these words!
                    Another popular board is "*** urophagia link removed ***". It is full of hate filled, racist, nazis and many are Satan-worshipping atheists. These people praise the evil dictator Adolf Hitler, responsible for 6 million deaths in gas chambers. These users are the most bigoted as well, as when shown proof of this man's crimes, they simply deny it all, using "Facts and Statistics" as their supposed proof. *** Taylor Swift link removed *** is filled with godless racists, who believe that whites and the supreme race, and all other races should be killed! This is against everything the Bible and God's Word says! It says we should be loving! And we should not kill!
                    *** catlick link removed *** is so heathenistic and Satanic, that they even have a *** doo-doo link removed *** board for the Cult of Science. THATS RIGHT! Instead of accepting Jesus Christ as our Lord and Savior, they would rather do darwinian evilution SCIENCE!!
                    This is my warning to all the good Christians still left in this Satan-worshipping America of a terrible website that should be avoided at all costs. If you have children, block this website and keep them as far away as possible. When I catch my children of *** Morrissey link removed ***, I tell them to read a book from the Bible God's Word 12 times from memory (which I have taught them).
                    In the interest of this introduction board, I feel welcomed greatly by the Godly Christian community here at Landover Baptist Church Forums.
                    tl;dr

                    This is the INTRODUCTION section of the forum. Please tell us about yourself, your Church, and your walk with Christ.

                    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                    If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                    You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                    Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Morton Weinstein
                      Repenting jooboy
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2014
                      • 107

                      #11
                      Re: A Warning to Good Christians of a Hate Filled Website

                      Shekelsberg? Like the Shekelsbergs of Elkhart, Indiana, who were expelled from their temple for all manner of perversions? Intimate relations with poultry? Small animals sacrificed on an altar with black candles all around?

                      My grandmother used to tell me this: If you see a man with a fish in his hand, chances are there will also be a hook waiting somewhere to jab you.

                      Well, Landover isn't easily jabbed, you godmocker. We will pray the satanic influences out of you before you have a chance to even try to use them against us.

                      Morton

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