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Hello! My name is John, I am a devoted Christian and I saw these forums while browsing the internet for fellow Christians. I am happily married to my wife, Mary. We have 3 children, 2 sons and a daughter. I follow every word in the Bible and i'm shocked that there are people who do not. I look foward to worshipping Jesus with you all!
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Hello John! My name is Light, and I too am shocked that there are people who do not worship Jesus. May God be with you! -
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Welcome to the forums, friend! Tell us, what do you do to further the Great Commission to baptize all people over all the earth? What form of conversion tactic do you find most successful?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Hello there, John! I hope you have a nice time here! I'm new as well, and I'm happy to see so many people with the same beliefs I have.This space for KJV Bible use ONLY.
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So many anime avitars in one place.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Thank you, KiraChristian. But I am concerned. Why is your icon from "anime"? That is a sin!Comment
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hello landoverbaptist forum user
gonna blow everyones minds right here right now:
im gay and im a woman but im a CHRISTIAN
and my CHRISTIAN friends and relatives are totally ok with that
MIND BLOWING, RIGHT?????
ahahahaaColossians 3:5 Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry.Comment
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Oh no, fellow worshipper John! I was unaware of this. I shall change my icon at once, thank you for alerting me of my error.Comment
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Hello, John! I'm Elmer. You've gort decent things in your life including a passable ratio of children vs. the one female offspring. You must have done something righteous in the eyes of Jesus to be blessed like that!Originally posted by littlechristianjohn View Post
What is you church? I go to LBC.
You mentioned no favorite verse - it's a hard choice, I know!
Here's a nice suggestion. What do you think? It might be quite well in concert with your musings above?
Psalms 104:35
Let the sinners be consumed out of the earth, and let the wicked be no more. Bless thou the LORD, O my soul. Praise ye the LORD.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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You're aren't Christian if you're a rug muncher, DUH!Originally posted by InChristAlone View Post
Nope, you're an abomination in God's eyes, and that's right there in the Bible.
Yours in Christ (NOT ELLEN DEGENERATE),
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Thank you, Mary Etheldreda! I try to spread the word of Jesus to show others the light, and I find any tactic successful!Comment
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oh my dear zechariah. do you not know that god accepts all? god wishes for us to all be kind and loving to all your brothers and sisters, no matter their sexuality.Colossians 3:5 Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry.Comment
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That sounds lovely! Care to share any details? We like to share such things here. We know that by working together, we can bring Glory to God in greater measure!Originally posted by littlechristianjohn View PostHello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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As am I! I hope you accept this apology, John, and I hope we become friends.Originally posted by KiraChristian View Post
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Dear boy,Originally posted by InChristAlone View Post
What is this minor idol god? Not my God! He is wonderful and magnificent and crushes His enemies like dirt under a military tank! Dear sinner, this means YOU!
Deuteronomy 7:10
And repayeth them that hate him to their face, to destroy them: he will not be slack to him that hateth him, he will repay him to his face.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
PREPARE YOURSELF TO RAPTURE WITH THIS MANUAL!
Check out our Research in Creation Science:- Hitler is Alive!
- Hitler - the First man on the Moon!
- Hitler was maybe a Nazi!
- Hitler and the English Royal Family!
- Vladimir Putin is immortal! Perhaps Hitler is, too?
- Paris Hilton for President and the Hitler connection!
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