[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Introducing myself

oh my dear zechariah. do you not know that god accepts all? god wishes for us to all be kind and loving to all your brothers and sisters, no matter their sexuality.

If God accepts all, why did He make Hell for the vast majority of people? If He's OK with your perversity, why did He specifically prohibit those actions in the Bible?



Good grief, lesbians are retarded.

[littlechristianjohn]

Re: Introducing myself

Hello Elmer! I love all verses in the Bible, and I go to the CRC!

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Introducing myself

As am I! I hope you accept this apology, John, and I hope we become friends.

sadaomaou? Is that how you pronounce 'sodomite' in Engrish?

[InChristAlone]

Re: Introducing myself

what bible are you reading that turned you into such racist, sexist and homophobic people? that is no bible i've seen in any church and its one i do not plan to.

i pray that you will one day see the error of your ways and realise that jesus aimed for peace and love throughout the world.

and zech, where did you get this info that god created hell? have you forgotten the scriptures all together? satan made hell when he was banished by god! it shames me to see you use such harmful and ableist language. i hope one day god shall smile upon you.

[Roland]

Re: Introducing myself

Hello Elmer! I love all verses in the Bible, and I go to the CRC!

Hi John,

Just a heads up: Some people here frown upon female pastors like your pastor Janeen at the CRC. She does seem like a nice person

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Introducing myself

Hello Elmer! I love all verses in the Bible, and I go to the CRC!

CRC? Christian Reformed Church?



Your soul is in great peril. CRC practises infant baptism and - this is worse:

All congregations in the Christian Reformed Church in North America may allow women to serve in the office of minister, elder, deacon, or commissioned pastor. The CRC recognizes that there are two different perspectives and convictions on this issue, both of which honor the Scriptures as the infallible Word of God...

And...

Synod 2003 declared that a married couple's decision whether or not to use birth control is a private, disputable matter.

The FIRST CHAPTER of the real Bible condemns this:

Genesis 1:28
And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

Praise Jesus for guiding you to this part of the Interwebs! Now there is HOPE for you. Leave the heathen CRC and let Jesus in!



Glory to God!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Introducing myself

what bible are you reading that turned you into such racist, sexist and homophobic people? that is no bible i've seen in any church and its one i do not plan to.

i pray that you will one day see the error of your ways and realise that jesus aimed for peace and love throughout the world.

and zech, where did you get this info that god created hell? have you forgotten the scriptures all together? satan made hell when he was banished by god! it shames me to see you use such harmful and ableist language. i hope one day god shall smile upon you.

John 1:3

You should familiarize yourself with that one, weirdo.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Introducing myself

...and zech, where did you get this info that god created hell? have you forgotten the scriptures all together? satan made hell when he was banished by god...

Hi. The rule here is: if you state that the Bible says something, you cite the Scripture from the KJV where it says what you say it says, or you shut up. K? Thanks!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Introducing myself

i pray that you will one day see the error of your ways and realise that jesus aimed for peace and love throughout the world.

I see you're quite unfamiliar with Jesus' own Words about peace in the world and His role in such an endeavor. You might consider familiarizing yourself with the One True God, the one in whom you supposedly love and obey.

Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother,
and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
Matthew 10:34-36

I hope that helps.

[InChristAlone]

Re: Introducing myself

John 1:3

You should familiarize yourself with that one, weirdo.

its kinda sad that when you see people your scared of you call them a weirdo

[littlechristianjohn]

Re: Introducing myself

Oh no! I am so sorry, I did not know about those terrible things! I will leave right away. Do you have any recommendations on where I should go?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Introducing myself

its kinda sad that when you see people your scared of you call them a weirdo

See, this is a common misconception: that True Christians(tm) are homophobic...on the contrary! I have absolutely NO fear of sodomites. Not even a tiny bit!

Nope, I am just following the word of God to the letter, and I make no excuses about it.



Now, if you feel that you can support your perversity with Scripture, by all means do so...as a matter of fact we here at Landover insist on it.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Introducing myself

its kinda sad that when you see people your scared of you call them a weirdo

Ok, someone start a "Count the Fallacies" tally on this guy.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Introducing myself

Oh no! I am so sorry, I did not know about those terrible things! I will leave right away. Do you have any recommendations on where I should go?

Don't let that monstrosity scare you away, friend. I have a feeling it will slink back to its My Chemical Romance death-porn forum soon and won't bother us any more.

[KiraChristian]

Re: Introducing myself

Guys, we shouldn't fight. Regardless of whether InChristAlone is a lesbian or not, as Mark said in 12:31:
"Mark 12:31 New International Version (NIV)

‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’[a] There is no commandment greater than these.”
We must love InChristAlone, whether that person is a lesbian or not, should it truly matter? We must love her anyway, and then God can make the final choice.