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  • Sarah Darling
    Unsaved Trash, suspected spastic
    • Jan 2015
    • 14

    #1

    I'm totally not a troll and hello all

    Hello, I just discovered this site a few days ago. I’m not really sure what lead me here but I’m hoping it is a God sent. My name is Sydney and I am 19 years of age. I have been saved for about two years now. I was raised in church my entire life. The church that I attended was nondenominational and really didn’t preach on the truth. I started attending an independent Baptist church and quickly discovered some intense preaching. I got convicted of my lost state and accepted Christ into my life. A lot has changed since salvation and I’m so very thankful for it. I work full time at a hospital and I’m finishing my degree to be a news reporter. I am very active in my church and I also enjoy singing in our choir. I am currently praying that God will send me a godly man to be my husband. That desire has been laid on my heart since I was sixteen. Keep me in your prayers and I hope to get to know you all soon. Thank you for reading my short bio.
    1 Corinthians 11:3
    But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
  • Elmer G. White
    Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
    Victim of atheist scientific persecution
     
    • Apr 2014
    • 10274

    #2
    Re: I'm totally not a troll and hello all

    Well, this is a polite Introduction. Please, do not despair. It is not a total disaster to be a spinster at your age but I do admit you'd better hurry! I'll have you in my prayers, of course.



    Perhaps you might benefit from a verse that would give you hope in your current situation. My suggestion is as follows:

    Joel 2:16
    Gather the people, sanctify the congregation, assemble the elders, gather the children, and those that suck the breasts: let the bridegroom go forth of his chamber, and the bride out of her closet.




    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #3
      Re: I'm totally not a troll and hello all

      Welcome young lady to the friendliest and happiest place on Earth. Did you know, the only place better than Landover is Heaven. If you are good enough to God, He might let you in, as long as you are not ethnic, female or some sort of sexual deviant.

      It is nice to hear you are not a troll, I understand that have very large hairy feet and zits.

      Isn't it great, late at night being all snuggled up next to Jesus, just the two of you enthralled by His glorious touch?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • BaptistBethany
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2014
        • 280

        #4
        Re: I'm totally not a troll and hello all

        Where I'm from, Sydney is a boy's name.
        Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
        Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
        ***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***

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        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063

          #5
          Re: I'm totally not a troll and hello all

          Originally posted by Syd0895 View Post
          Hello, I just discovered this site a few days ago. I’m not really sure what lead me here but I’m hoping it is a God sent. My name is Sydney and I am 19 years of age. I have been saved for about two years now. I was raised in church my entire life. The church that I attended was nondenominational and really didn’t preach on the truth. I started attending an independent Baptist church and quickly discovered some intense preaching. I got convicted of my lost state and accepted Christ into my life. A lot has changed since salvation and I’m so very thankful for it. I work full time at a hospital and I’m finishing my degree to be a news reporter. I am very active in my church and I also enjoy singing in our choir. I am currently praying that God will send me a godly man to be my husband. That desire has been laid on my heart since I was sixteen. Keep me in your prayers and I hope to get to know you all soon. Thank you for reading my short bio.
          Welcome to God's favourite forum!

          You'll find this an excellent place to fellowship about Jesus and the conditional love he has for humanity.

          But many so called 'fair weather Christians'refuse to follow the sweet, sweet words of Jesus .

          Did you know that some people even think you can be a Gaywise Christian?

          Holy moly!

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • Sarah Darling
            Unsaved Trash, suspected spastic
            • Jan 2015
            • 14

            #6
            Re: I'm totally not a troll and hello all

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Welcome young lady to the friendliest and happiest place on Earth. Did you know, the only place better than Landover is Heaven. If you are good enough to God, He might let you in, as long as you are not ethnic, female or some sort of sexual deviant.

            It is nice to hear you are not a troll, I understand that have very large hairy feet and zits.

            Isn't it great, late at night being all snuggled up next to Jesus, just the two of you enthralled by His glorious touch?

            James, I 'm not sure if you are joking or if you truly believe that profound statement. I like to consider the verse found in Ephesians 2:8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves:it is the gift of God......That's what I believe and I will not go to hell for being a woman. I was doomed for hell until I met Jesus.
            1 Corinthians 11:3
            But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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            • Sarah Darling
              Unsaved Trash, suspected spastic
              • Jan 2015
              • 14

              #7
              Re: I'm totally not a troll and hello all

              Where I am from, Bethany is a name of a local church
              1 Corinthians 11:3
              But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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              • BaptistBethany
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2014
                • 280

                #8
                Re: I'm totally not a troll and hello all

                Originally posted by Syd0895 View Post
                Where I am from, Bethany is a name of a local church
                Yes, how blessed I am to have the name of a house of the Lord! My parents chose a wonderful name for me! Praise Jesus! But your parents chose a boy's name for you. I suggest you change it to a Godly name, such as Sarah. No True Christian man would marry a girl named Sydney.
                Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
                Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
                ***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***

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                • Sarah Darling
                  Unsaved Trash, suspected spastic
                  • Jan 2015
                  • 14

                  #9
                  Re: I'm totally not a troll and hello all

                  Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                  Welcome to God's favourite forum!

                  You'll find this an excellent place to fellowship about Jesus and the conditional love he has for humanity.

                  But many so called 'fair weather Christians'refuse to follow the sweet, sweet words of Jesus .

                  Did you know that some people even think you can be a Gaywise Christian?

                  Holy moly!

                  YIC
                  Hello Dr, I have enjoyed this forum so far for the most part. yes, I'm aware of all of that. Its very unfortunate that the local church is fastly turning away from God. I hate this era I live in. It seems that the secular christian is more common now.
                  1 Corinthians 11:3
                  But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                  • Sarah Darling
                    Unsaved Trash, suspected spastic
                    • Jan 2015
                    • 14

                    #10
                    Re: I'm totally not a troll and hello all

                    Originally posted by BaptistBethany View Post
                    Yes, how blessed I am to have the name of a house of the Lord! My parents chose a wonderful name for me! Praise Jesus! But your parents chose a boy's name for you. I suggest you change it to a Godly name, such as Sarah. No True Christian man would marry a girl named Sydney.

                    This has to be the silliest thing I have ever heard of. Where I live, Sydney is a common name for a female. There is no need to be jealous of myself, friend.
                    1 Corinthians 11:3
                    But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                    • BaptistBethany
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Feb 2014
                      • 280

                      #11
                      Re: I'm totally not a troll and hello all

                      Originally posted by Syd0895 View Post
                      This has to be the silliest thing I have ever heard of. Where I live, Sydney is a common name for a female. There is no need to be jealous of myself, friend.
                      Dear delusional Sarah, why would I be jealous of a girl with a boy's name?
                      Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
                      Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
                      ***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***

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                      • Dr Laurence Niles
                        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                         
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 9063

                        #12
                        Re: I'm totally not a troll and hello all

                        Originally posted by Syd0895 View Post
                        Hello Dr, I have enjoyed this forum so far for the most part. yes, I'm aware of all of that. Its very unfortunate that the local church is fastly turning away from God. I hate this era I live in. It seems that the secular christian is more common now.
                        Yes, it is very unfortunate.

                        Tell us what you have done for Jesus.

                        YIC
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • Faith_Machine
                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10050

                          #13
                          Re: I'm totally not a troll and hello all

                          Hello Sydney, you sound like a lovely young lady. I've got to wonder, though, why are you studying to be a journalist? The news media is controlled by Jews, and I don't want to even think about the sexual favors your heeb boss will expect from you, not three lies he'll force you to tell the world.
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                          • Zechariah Smyth
                            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 15251

                            #14
                            Re: I'm totally not a troll and hello all

                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                            Hello Sydney, you sound like a lovely young lady. I've got to wonder, though, why are you studying to be a journalist? The news media is controlled by Jews, and I don't want to even think about the sexual favors your heeb boss will expect from you, not three lies he'll force you to tell the world.
                            Brother Faith, I also was concerned about this, so I'm hoping this is for Fox News and not some biased propaganda machine like CNN or the Joo York Times.
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                            • Sarah Darling
                              Unsaved Trash, suspected spastic
                              • Jan 2015
                              • 14

                              #15
                              Re: I'm totally not a troll and hello all

                              I enjoy Fox news and covering all sorts of news. You can be strong in faith and choose what to cover. It's a passion of mine. Also, my name is sydney not sarah. I know too many unbelievers named Sarah.
                              1 Corinthians 11:3
                              But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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