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  • God_Hand aka "iron wiccan"
    Unsaved trash, suspected teenaged witch
    • Jan 2015
    • 21

    #16
    Re: My intro

    Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
    Have you considered treatment? There are several plans available from True Christians on this very site, fully tax deductable and with marriage guaranteed at the end of 4 weeks corrective therapy. I myself offer specific massage techniques for very modest fees that help alleviate the 24/7 stress of resisting the urge for male-to-male sexual relief.

    To answer your question, No I'm not homosexual, nor have I ever been. I'm not married because I can't find a woman who can keep a forge clean or cook my steak without burning it.
    Exodus 22:18
    Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #17
      Re: My intro

      Originally posted by God_Hand View Post
      Never knew it was a game until you posted it, I don't play games.
      Well praise Jesus my friend!



      You would not BELIEVE some of the idiotic gametards we get in here trying to disrupt our fellowship. Luckily they are so stupid that they are pretty easy to weed out.

      I'm unfamiliar with Bridgepoint Baptist: where is it? Who is the Pastor? I bet somebody here knows him!

      YiC,

      Zech
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      • God_Hand aka "iron wiccan"
        Unsaved trash, suspected teenaged witch
        • Jan 2015
        • 21

        #18
        Re: My intro

        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
        Well praise Jesus my friend!



        You would not BELIEVE some of the idiotic gametards we get in here trying to disrupt our fellowship. Luckily they are so stupid that they are pretty easy to weed out.

        I'm unfamiliar with Bridgepoint Baptist: where is it? Who is the Pastor? I bet somebody here knows him!

        YiC,

        Zech
        Its located in the Idaho mountains, the pastors name is Keith Jordan
        Exodus 22:18
        Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #19
          Re: My intro

          Well Idaho is truly a Godly place indeed...those folks sure know how to exercise their Second Amendment rights.



          What sidearm do you tote up there? What do you use for hunting? C'mon friend, don't be shy!

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          • Russell Holbeck
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2012
            • 735

            #20
            Re: My intro

            Originally posted by God_Hand View Post
            To answer your question, No I'm not homosexual, nor have I ever been. I'm not married because I can't find a woman who can keep a forge clean or cook my steak without burning it.
            Hello God_Hand.

            How clean do you need to keep your forge my neighbor has a forge in his backyard and it is not very clean he makes knives even though he is worth over 20 million dollars and has servants he cooks his own steaks on a grill called a Big Green Egg.

            He says his knives are Damascus steel even though he lives in Manalapan and that is in Florida and Damascus is in Syria that is where Saul was going when he saw Jesus and then Saul called himself Paul he used to be mean to Christians but then he changed his mind.

            Thank you.

            Rusty
            Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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            • God_Hand aka "iron wiccan"
              Unsaved trash, suspected teenaged witch
              • Jan 2015
              • 21

              #21
              Re: My intro

              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
              Well Idaho is truly a Godly place indeed...those folks sure know how to exercise their Second Amendment rights.



              What sidearm do you tote up there? What do you use for hunting? C'mon friend, don't be shy!

              My side arm is a custom made knife from my grandfather and I hunt with a custom built Remington 700 30-06. My knife is always at my side with a razor edge and a knife is just as effective as a gun, if you know how to use it.
              Exodus 22:18
              Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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              • God_Hand aka "iron wiccan"
                Unsaved trash, suspected teenaged witch
                • Jan 2015
                • 21

                #22
                Re: My intro

                Originally posted by Russell Holbeck View Post
                Hello God_Hand.

                How clean do you need to keep your forge my neighbor has a forge in his backyard and it is not very clean he makes knives even though he is worth over 20 million dollars and has servants he cooks his own steaks on a grill called a Big Green Egg.

                He says his knives are Damascus steel even though he lives in Manalapan and that is in Florida and Damascus is in Syria that is where Saul was going when he saw Jesus and then Saul called himself Paul he used to be mean to Christians but then he changed his mind.

                Thank you.

                Rusty
                I am very particular about my forge and shop being clean, and steaks over an open fire is the only way to cook them.
                Exodus 22:18
                Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251

                  #23
                  Re: My intro

                  Originally posted by God_Hand View Post
                  My side arm is a custom made knife from my grandfather and I hunt with a custom built Remington 700 30-06. My knife is always at my side with a razor edge and a knife is just as effective as a gun, if you know how to use it.
                  You must've never been in the military.



                  Originally posted by God_Hand View Post
                  I am very particular about my forge and shop being clean, and steaks over an open fire is the only way to cook them.
                  Well, grab a broom I reckon.

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775

                    #24
                    Re: My intro

                    Welcome to our forums! You do seem to like to talk about yourself a lot. While that's nice, I guess, I'd rather hear what you love about !
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • God_Hand aka "iron wiccan"
                      Unsaved trash, suspected teenaged witch
                      • Jan 2015
                      • 21

                      #25
                      Re: My intro

                      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                      Welcome to our forums! You do seem to like to talk about yourself a lot. While that's nice, I guess, I'd rather hear what you love about !
                      I talk about myself because that Is all I have been asked.
                      Exodus 22:18
                      Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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                      • God_Hand aka "iron wiccan"
                        Unsaved trash, suspected teenaged witch
                        • Jan 2015
                        • 21

                        #26
                        Re: My intro

                        What's with my name?
                        Exodus 22:18
                        Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #27
                          Re: My intro

                          Originally posted by God_Hand aka "iron wiccan" View Post
                          What's with my name?
                          That's what I was going to ask. Are you a devil-worshiping wiccian?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775

                            #28
                            Re: My intro

                            Originally posted by God_Hand aka "iron wiccan" View Post
                            I talk about myself because that Is all I have been asked.
                            Okay. Will you pretty please talk about how much you love , and not about you any more?

                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • God_Hand aka "iron wiccan"
                              Unsaved trash, suspected teenaged witch
                              • Jan 2015
                              • 21

                              #29
                              Re: My intro

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              That's what I was going to ask. Are you a devil-worshiping wiccian?
                              No I'm not "wiccan", if I was would I join a christian forum?

                              And the reason I love Jesus is he saved me from myself, gave me something to direct my rage towards. All heathens, satanists, homos, and all those who do not walk in the light of our lord Jesus Christ. Thus the name God_hand
                              Exodus 22:18
                              Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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                              • Didymus Much
                                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 14079

                                #30
                                Re: My intro

                                Originally posted by God_Hand aka "iron wiccan" View Post
                                ...Jesus is he saved me from myself, gave me something to direct my rage towards...
                                No True Christian(tm) holds rage for anyone or anything.

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