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  • PikachuPervert
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jan 2015
    • 9
    #1

    Hello everybody ;)

    Hi, I just came here, and I noticed this website is pretty bizarre in most of the things you talk here, exactly why is that? Are you serious or not?


    Please don't be mad, I'm simply curious, that's all
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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251
      #2
      Re: Hello everybody

      Originally posted by PikachuIChooseYou! View Post
      Hi, I just came here, and I noticed this website is pretty bizarre in most of the things you talk here, exactly why is that? Are you serious or not?


      Please don't be mad, I'm simply curious, that's all
      You know the drill, kid. You have exactly one more chance (with this account).

      Yours in Christ,

      Zech
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        • Jim Farmer
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2014
          • 2293
          #3
          Re: Hello everybody

          Oh dear, another teenage gametard.
          We are here to praise the Lord, to fear Him, to obey Him, and to change teenage gametards into God fearing Christians.
          Hope that answers your question.
          Good bye.
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            • PikachuPervert
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Jan 2015
              • 9
              #4
              Re: Hello everybody

              Fine...


              First of all, I'm a girl, I'm not from the USA, I have never been there, but I like it and someday I want to travel there and know it better. Next month I'm going to start in my new college after taking a break for 1 year, I hope to be a professional someday and have a productive life helping others. I love animals, traveling, writting fanfiction, also I love going to the cinema, watching anime and american cartoons. I love fast food, specially french fries


              About church, I'm not really into that, and about bible, I don't really like to read it, I prefer another kind of books, but I have no problem with those who read it


              Ok, that's it

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775
                  #5
                  Re: Hello everybody

                  Tell us your favorite thing about and His best BIBLICAL SMITING!
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Re: Hello everybody

                      Originally posted by PikachuPervert View Post

                      About church, I'm not really into that, and about bible, I don't really like to read it, I prefer another kind of books, but I have no problem with those who read it
                      Why are you here? What part of "Unsaved = Unwelcome" did you not understand?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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