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  • #16
    Re: Hello Forum

    Originally posted by Des View Post
    Mercy! See this? This right here? Her daddy wasn't present to be a good Paternal role model. This is what is wrong with America. The Feminazis and the Obamunists want to rot us from the core by destroying the family unit! This poor sinful wretch is a textbook example of what becomes of people when deprived of a normal nuclear family consisting of man, wife, and 2.8-25 children! Daddy never taught her it was wrong to lie with woman, and before long she'll be wallowing with swine, urinating on the American flag, and sacrificing Christian babes to satan!

    And this is EXACTLY what we will get if we continue to allow homersex marriages. Their children, foreign scum adopted from third world countries like Algeria and Norway will already hate God and America, but even if they didn't, they would take one look at daddy kissing daddy and see this as license to murder, rape, and steal church donation boxes. This would collapse America, and therefore the world!
    I don't want to wallow with swine or any of the other acts you mentioned. I don't want to be evil. I want to change.

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    • #17
      Re: Hello Forum

      Originally posted by Unsavedgirl View Post
      ...I want to change.
      So read the Bible to see what it tells you to do. Take notes, check with Brother V's handy Bible in Coming Up On 8 Years Now and Still Not Finished study guide for the budding True Christian™, when you're finished we'll discuss any further questions you may have. With some dedication you should be done in a month or so.

      See ya then.

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      • #18
        Re: Hello Forum

        Originally posted by Unsavedgirl View Post
        I haven't tried any. Anytime I try to flirt with a man, or approach in a heterosexual manner, I freeze and can't go through with it. However, if you do believe this will work I will try anything.
        I too live in Virginia and do the Lords work by traveling all over God's Favorite(tm) country, doing the laying of hands, chasing rectal demons and unfreezing the frozen.
        I'd be happy to help your with your frigidity. In a Biblical manner, quietly and peacefully, we carefully melt away your blockages.
        Do you own any large zip ties?
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #19
          Re: Hello Forum

          Originally posted by Unsavedgirl View Post
          I know that lesbianism is evil- which is why I can't stand feeling these desires. I am trying to find a way to rid myself of these desires but fear approaching men.
          This is why you need to have your Pastor make arrangements with a decent Christian male who can care and look after you so that you don't have to worry about thinking or working and can concentrate on bringing forth a quiver full of Soldiers of Christ.

          What more could you want?

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • #20
            Re: Hello Forum

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            I too live in Virginia and do the Lords work by traveling all over God's Favorite™ country, doing the laying of hands, chasing rectal demons and unfreezing the frozen.
            I'd be happy to help your with your frigidity. In a Biblical manner, quietly and peacefully, we carefully melt away your blockages.
            Do you own any large zip ties?
            I do not own any large zip ties. But I am willing to try anything it takes...even though I am a little afraid.

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            • #21
              Re: Hello Forum

              Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
              This is why you need to have your Pastor make arrangements with a decent Christian male who can care and look after you so that you don't have to worry about thinking or working and can concentrate on bringing forth a quiver full of Soldiers of Christ.

              What more could you want?

              YIC
              Thank you for the advice- I will see if the local Pastor can find me a good Christian male to rid me of this.

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              • #22
                Re: Hello Forum

                Originally posted by Unsavedgirl View Post
                Hello, my name is Carrie. I live in Virginia, and am currently in search of a church as I just moved here from KY a few months ago. Unforunately I am tempted by lesbian desires and I am hoping to be reformed through this site and a church.

                My favorite bible verse is Ecclesiastes 3:1:
                "To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;"
                Hi Carrie, just read your introduction and thought I'd comment. I admire your bravery for admitting what you just admitted and hope you have been successful in your start of reforming.
                1 John 1:9 - If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us [our] sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

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                • #23
                  Re: Hello Forum

                  I think it would be helpful if you told us why, specifically, you would like to be free of your lesbian urges. What is it that stops you from just giving in and having sex with women?
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                  • #24
                    Re: Hello Forum

                    Originally posted by Unsavedgirl View Post
                    I know that lesbianism is evil- which is why I can't stand feeling these desires. I am trying to find a way to rid myself of these desires but fear approaching men.
                    Only sluts approach men. Just let your Pastor or your father select a husband for you.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • #25
                      Re: Hello Forum

                      Originally posted by Unsavedgirl View Post
                      I do not own any large zip ties. But I am willing to try anything it takes...even though I am a little afraid.
                      You should never be afraid of a Christian man. We have Jesus with us all the time so it is not like you would actually be alone. As a man of Christ, my hands are guided by His. I do the Lords work.
                      Tell me a little about your problems. Have you defiled your skin with tattoos and piercings? Do you seek out other leseans at places like strip clubs where you can out out your fantasies for a dollar? Do you carry change?
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Hello Forum

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        You should never be afraid of a Christian man. We have Jesus with us all the time so it is not like you would actually be alone. As a man of Christ, my hands are guided by His. I do the Lords work.
                        Tell me a little about your problems. Have you defiled your skin with tattoos and piercings? Do you seek out other leseans at places like strip clubs where you can out out your fantasies for a dollar? Do you carry change?
                        Yes, I've defined my body with piercing and have hung out at known lessbian bars. Plus, my mother sent me to a liberal arts college, where I met lesbians. It's all awful.

                        However, I have started attending a new church and I am hopeful that this pastor can help reform me.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Hello Forum

                          Originally posted by jade-lily24 View Post
                          Hi Carrie, just read your introduction and thought I'd comment. I admire your bravery for admitting what you just admitted and hope you have been successful in your start of reforming.
                          Thank you. Every day is a struggle but I'm hopeful.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Hello Forum

                            Originally posted by Unsavedgirl View Post
                            Thank you. Every day is a struggle but I'm hopeful.
                            How emotional but also promising. A sinner actually becomining conscious of her sorry starte. An apotheosis, a pivotal moment. Suddenly everying openes including the direct hotline into Heaven, the ability to hear the slowly sibilant but persuasive whisper of Jesus: take my hand. "Let Me come into thee?" And then the union, GLORY, the presence of redemption. A new human being.



                            Ecclesiastes 2:18-21
                            Yea, I hated all my labour which I had taken under the sun: because I should leave it unto the man that shall be after me. And who knoweth whether he shall be a wise [man] or a fool? yet shall he have rule over all my labour wherein I have laboured, and wherein I have shewed myself wise under the sun(STRUGGLE). This [is] also vanity. Therefore I went about to cause my heart to despair of all the labour which I took under the sun. For there is a man whose labour [is] in wisdom, and in knowledge, and in equity; yet to a man that hath not laboured therein shall he leave it [for] his portion. This also [is] vanity and a great evil (STRUGGLE).

                            Who knows if you did things wise or foolish. You just have to cast that away and be saved after a period of investigation, indoctrination and baptism, TO GAIN...

                            Ecclesiastes 9:4
                            For to him that is joined to all the living there is hope: for a living dog is better than a dead lion.


                            NOW THIS DOES NOT MEAN or give PERMISSION to fornicatory matters, bestiality or vegisexualim. No, it is spiritual connectedness to other Created kinds or baramins. We are unified in the same one God that is Three and One. The paradox immersed in the glorious pages of the Bible!



                            Yes, there is reason to be hopeful! just follow the advice of these verses!



                            Yours in Christ,

                            Elmer
                            2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                            • #29
                              Re: Hello Forum

                              Oh dear, I'm so glad that you came to us. Your father needs to arrange a good raping, that'll do it! I guarantee!
                              Leviticus 12:5 and Leviticus 18:19
                              <3 <3 <3

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                              • #30
                                Re: Hello Forum

                                Originally posted by BaptistLady1 View Post
                                Oh dear, I'm so glad that you came to us. Your father needs to arrange a good raping, that'll do it! I guarantee!
                                That is a great point. In fact, Brother Man already made a thread about it several years ago:

                                A place where parents can get good Godly advice on how to raise a family: how to properly administer corporal punishment, which movies to avoid, and more!


                                With Biblical references of course.
                                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                Matthew 7:22
                                Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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