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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324
    #31
    Re: The Future is Soon!

    Here's a better question for you and we'll know the answer tomorrow. Who wins the Moto GP class at Brno this year?
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      • Sledge Riprock
        The Lord's Favorite Head Trauma Victim
        Forum Member
        • Aug 2008
        • 188
        #32
        Re: The Future is Soon!

        Mr. Mayfield,
        As I stated once before, because I traveled "one-way" to your time, naked (and ashamed) as the day I was born, I am completely cut off from my time. Since I am unable to contact either the Dedicated Intrepid Christian Knights or their non-earthbound wing the Dedicated Intrepid Christian Knights in Space, I have no way of discovering minute details about your time. In hindsight, we really didn't plan this whole "Trip into the Past" thing very well. It weighs heavily upon me that I will be here in your time until the day The Lord takes me, seemingly unable to change The Future! that so desperately needs changing.
        A Faithful Servant of the Lord sent by God to help Save The Future!

        Repent; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will fight against them with the sword of my mouth. Revelation 2:16
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          • eliot mayfield
            God Squad
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 9324
            #33
            Re: The Future is Soon!

            Originally posted by Sledge Riprock View Post
            Mr. Mayfield,
            As I stated once before, because I traveled "one-way" to your time, naked (and ashamed) as the day I was born, I am completely cut off from my time. Since I am unable to contact either the Dedicated Intrepid Christian Knights or their non-earthbound wing the Dedicated Intrepid Christian Knights in Space, I have no way of discovering minute details about your time. In hindsight, we really didn't plan this whole "Trip into the Past" thing very well. It weighs heavily upon me that I will be here in your time until the day The Lord takes me, seemingly unable to change The Future! that so desperately needs changing.
            So then, you're pretty useless.
            Matthew:
            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • VictoryOS
                True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                 
                • Dec 2007
                • 5388
                #34
                Re: The Future is Soon!

                Is this another one of those John Titor things? I'm not falling for that again.
                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                in 2016

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                  • Sledge Riprock
                    The Lord's Favorite Head Trauma Victim
                    Forum Member
                    • Aug 2008
                    • 188
                    #35
                    Re: The Future is Soon!

                    eliot mayfield spake thusly:
                    So then, you're pretty useless.
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                    For sports scores and winning Lotto numbers, I'm afraid I am. But as a humble harbinger of horrors yet to be, I hope I can be of some use to The Lord and to all of you True Christians™ here at Landover Baptist. I'm reading my KJV 1611 nearly constantly and praying for guidance the rest of the time. And fixing lawnmowers to make ends meet. Which has another added benefit; I have almost no time at all for womanizing and no money for Scotch! Praise Him!
                    A Faithful Servant of the Lord sent by God to help Save The Future!

                    Repent; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will fight against them with the sword of my mouth. Revelation 2:16
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                    A MAN, A PLAN, A PLATFORM, A FORD TRUCK, SLEDGE!

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