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[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

Hello I have been banned for being disrespectful in the past. My ban had been lifted the 31st of January and I decided to come back. I realize that I had been very disrespectful. I have come back to learn more about the bible and the lovely True Christians™ I have found a church, however I have not gone. I have been struggling with my schoolwork and decided to start going this summer when I don't have as many responsibilities. I have a King James Bible that I have been struggling to read, Church will help me with this. Please do not believe I am using that as an excuse, I am trying to balance out my life. For those of you who do not know me I am Audri Troughton. My favorite bible verse is Isaiah 5:21 "Woe unto them that are wise in their own eyes, and prudent in their own sight!"

[Alvin Moss]

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You say you have found a Christian congregation, yet you have not attended meetings. Have you at least renounced sin? Have you found Jesus? Have you given your heart to Him? Do you still lust after women? These are the burning questions of the day.

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

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You say you have found a Christian congregation, yet you have not attended meetings. Have you at least renounced sin? Have you found Jesus? Have you given your heart to Him? Do you still lust after women? These are the burning questions of the day.

I have found and given my heart to Jesus. I have renounced my life with sin, although I still struggle with a lust for women. I have been talking to friend that strongly believes homosexuality is sin and how I need to get those disgusting thoughts out of my head.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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I have found and given my heart to Jesus. I have renounced my life with sin, although I still struggle with a lust for women. I have been talking to friend that strongly believes homosexuality is sin and how I need to get those disgusting thoughts out of my head.

Motty,

The made women beautiful and inviting because He wants us to be appropriately appealing to the stronger gender. Channel the unseemly lust that once filled your blackened heart and allow it to express itself in humble subservience, and soon you'll find those lezbean wishes being excreted from your soul as if it was feces (which, in truth, it is). If you have given your heart to Jesus, you are a new creature (2 Corinthians 5:17) GLORY TO GOD! You must now walk in His footsteps, not in the evil scissoring ways of the bull dyke! Our Lord God wants to send you a man that will love you and provide for you while you cook and clean and serve him all the days of your life just as you serve JESUS, our amazing Savior! Dwell on pure things and they will begin to be demonstrated in your life (Philippians 4:8).

I know there is much to digest; even our Lord's disciples did not understand things right away (John 12:16) but as you walk with Him, you will begin to see Him in His fullness and His wondrous Glory! When you take one step toward the Lord, He takes 2 steps toward you! HE is SO GOOD - all the time! Hallelujah! Worship Him, woman! PRAISE OUR REDEEMER'S HOLY NAME!

Humbly and in Love,
NRL

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

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Motty,

The made women beautiful and inviting because He wants us to be appropriately appealing to the stronger gender. Channel the unseemly lust that once filled your blackened heart and allow it to express itself in humble subservience, and soon you'll find those lezbean wishes being excreted from your soul as if it was feces (which, in truth, it is). If you have given your heart to Jesus, you are a new creature (2 Corinthians 5:17) GLORY TO GOD! You must now walk in His footsteps, not in the evil scissoring ways of the bull dyke! Our Lord God wants to send you a man that will love you and provide for you while you cook and clean and serve him all the days of your life just as you serve JESUS, our amazing Savior! Dwell on pure things and they will begin to be demonstrated in your life (Philippians 4:8).

I know there is much to digest; even our Lord's disciples did not understand things right away (John 12:16) but as you walk with Him, you will begin to see Him in His fullness and His wondrous Glory! When you take one step toward the Lord, He takes 2 steps toward you! HE is SO GOOD - all the time! Hallelujah! Worship Him, woman! PRAISE OUR REDEEMER'S HOLY NAME!

Humbly and in Love,
NRL

Oh thankyou, I pray to serve a Godly Man in all the ways that need I serve God and more. I still have much too learn to be a Good Christian wife. I hope to learn much from you and other Good Christian™ people on this forum

[Jim Farmer]

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I have found and given my heart to Jesus. I have renounced my life with sin, although I still struggle with a lust for women. I have been talking to friend that strongly believes homosexuality is sin and how I need to get those disgusting thoughts out of my head.

I have a position coming up which may suit you. My wife will shortly go into confinement for the birth of my son.
Leviticus 12

And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying, 2 Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If a woman have conceived seed, and born a man child: then she shall be unclean seven days; according to the days of the separation for her infirmity shall she be unclean.
3 And in the eighth day the flesh of his foreskin shall be circumcised.
4 And she shall then continue in the blood of her purifying three and thirty days; she shall touch no hallowed thing, nor come into the sanctuary, until the days of her purifying be fulfilled.
5 But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days.
6 And when the days of her purifying are fulfilled, for a son, or for a daughter, she shall bring a lamb of the first year for a burnt offering, and a young pigeon, or a turtledove, for a sin offering, unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, unto the priest:
7 Who shall offer it before the Lord, and make an atonement for her; and she shall be cleansed from the issue of her blood. This is the law for her that hath born a male or a female.
8 And if she be not able to bring a lamb, then she shall bring two turtles, or two young pigeons; the one for the burnt offering, and the other for a sin offering: and the priest shall make an atonement for her, and she shall be clean.

During her 40 days of confinement, my mate Murray will visit to keep me company especially during those long lonely evenings. However we will need someone to cook and clean the house, keep our glasses full and peel our grapes. And keep the girl spawn away. Would you be willing to take up this position? I see it as an ideal opportunity for you to learn your duties when you finally marry.

[James Hutchins]

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I'm confused. Perhaps because I am just a simple Christian who loves God and knows what He wants is all that matters.
You are wasting time in school and not spending that valuable time in Church? Have you become engaged to a man?
You are a female, all you need to be able to do is please a man and have babies. How long do you have to be schooled to do that? Are you a slow learner?

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

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I'm confused. Perhaps because I am just a simple Christian who loves God and knows what He wants is all that matters.
You are wasting time in school and not spending that valuable time in Church? Have you become engaged to a man?
You are a female, all you need to be able to do is please a man and have babies. How long do you have to be schooled to do that? Are you a slow learner?

It is my fathers wishes that I graduate high-school, I do as he says.
Also Jim Farmer, that seems like a great opportunity. Although I'm not sure my father would approve
He is not a man of God you see. He believes that I should guide my own way in life but he keeps the reigns short, like any good father would do with his daughter.

[James Hutchins]

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Of course you should guide your own life, but you must do it with the Holy Bible. You do want to be a good person, don't you?

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

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Of course you should guide your own life, but you must do it with the Holy Bible. You do want to be a good person, don't you?

Yes you are completely right Mr. Hutchins, I find it difficult to read and fully understand the King James Bible like it was intended. Hence coming here to you wonderful people, I am going to look for a tutor as you have clearly brought that to my attention. Thankyou!

[Nobar King]

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Good luck 2 you, you have been here for a while, I will try to help you if I can.

[Faith_Machine]

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What is this business about being zit-faced? You're not going to find a husband if your face is all gross. Have you prayed for clear, smooth, supple skin?

Pastor William Nethaniel Sampson has flawless skin.

Flawless skin, and such nice hair.

Er...

Um, that is to say, he prays a lot. And so should you.

[Robert William, Spiritual Dunce]

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Hello I have been banned for being disrespectful in the past. My ban had been lifted the 31st of January and I decided to come back. I realize that I had been very disrespectful. I have come back to learn more about the bible and the lovely True Christians™ I have found a church, however I have not gone. I have been struggling with my schoolwork and decided to start going this summer when I don't have as many responsibilities. I have a King James Bible that I have been struggling to read, Church will help me with this. Please do not believe I am using that as an excuse, I am trying to balance out my life. For those of you who do not know me I am Audri Troughton. My favorite bible verse is Isaiah 5:21 "Woe unto them that are wise in their own eyes, and prudent in their own sight!"

Happy to hear that, sounds like a positive attitude. If you don't mind me asking, what is the name of the fellowship you found?

[Esther B.]

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Welcome back, Miss Motty! As Faith Machine said, you should start praying for nice skin. And maybe washing your face with a gentle facial soap and some water or just water might help a little.

[MitzaLizalor]

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keep our glasses full

I had some friends over the other day checking out the cellar and they said it should be OK to bring you over a few bottles under the circumstances and I could give you a hand with anything that needed a flick over with the duster how long will Mrs Farmer be away fro?

They'll keep an eye on thinge here (they said) which I appreciated.

If Motyy seeking the narrow path Matthew 7:13 I'd be more than happy to share with her Titus 2:4 since I trust you'd be willing to instruct us in Biblical knowledge and we're both longing to learn more about His ways Psalm 107:9 (well, she says she is and I'm happy to take her as I find her).

I think that's important.

Sure, as a wanton fool I was probably as dissipated as the rest—I can't remember to be honest—the ’55 is drinking beautifully now and there's a couple from the early 60's I can recommend.

We opened up two or three from the 1990's yesterday which have overcome their earlier modesty on the palate (obviously the ’95 has been pretty bold from the outset) and are really coming on well now but it's up to you Mr Farmer.

Just whatever you think -- oh, just had my glass refilled: mustn't be a bad hostess -- so let me know.

All the best,

Mitza Lizalor (Miss).