[FranklinAndPearl]

Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!!

thanc u for kind thoghts and praers. I do beleve I was seengled out by god....this be a way how I two test my faith! Now I is flattering The Lord more than ev'er! Prase tha savyour !!! I think al the $$$ I been tithing is heelin me! As my late grate Christian hero of all time, Rev. Jerry Fallwell, wood say....Gods thist for money cAn nevar be satisfyed.....the moore you give the moore you gets!

HI Tim! Pearl here.

Are you perhaps a negro or of some lesser color? Your language does not reflect being Blessed by the LORD with a tumor. Rather, an absent Father (found most commonly in colored households) or just poor education. Although you said you were homeschooled, so I would not think that your education is to fault, as that is how I have raised all of my babies and they know their way around a dictionary. LOL.

Walking with Christ,

Pearl

[Tim Tungtalker]

Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!!

It's so nise to see you Paster Rune! I see hurl still givin the sinners a taste of fire an brimstone. Anyone else heer from long a go? ........Larry Lee? pastor Pistol? My favriite "homemaker"...Glendora Christianson?, Babs?, V, etc add naseum? I is so sorry but when I tryd to anser you mesage I done got flutterd cause I ain't got this innernet stuff down yet.....aftur 10yers? an this tumer ain't helpin. My wife has evun begune calin me "braen dead"! I had da puts her in the cage again........I is goning to goes huntin this week en so I left her some roadkil and a hot plate. aimmen, When wilt women start knowin there plase? wish me good an May God be wit you! Timmy.

[FranklinAndPearl]

Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!!

It's so nise to see you Paster Rune! I see hurl still givin the sinners a taste of fire an brimstone. Anyone else heer from long a go? ........Larry Lee? pastor Pistol? My favriite "homemaker"...Glendora Christianson?, Babs?, V, etc add naseum? I is so sorry but when I tryd to anser you mesage I done got flutterd cause I ain't got this innernet stuff down yet.....aftur 10yers? an this tumer ain't helpin. My wife has evun begune calin me "braen dead"! I had da puts her in the cage again........I is goning to goes huntin this week en so I left her some roadkil and a hot plate. aimmen, When wilt women start knowin there plase? wish me good an May God be wit you! Timmy.

Son, this is Franklin. My wife, Pearl, asked you a question. Now, she may be just a woman, but she is still above a negro field peasant. Pearl asked you if you were colored, and you will respond before going into a rant about things the LORD does not care about. Or I, for that matter.

I have a feeling you will not be around these 'forums' long, so Pearl suggested I use this 'emoticon' as she calls it.

That's all.

Regards, Franklin

[Tim Tungtalker]

Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!!

Deer franklinandpearl, aint no Negras livin near me, well not for long, they gets scarred of the "spiryts dressd in white".....now wickens, that be another mattar. You allways have to keep an eye out caus they is tricky.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!!

Welcome back, Brother Tim. It has been a while.

I don't know why the Good Lord has seen fit to smite you with a brain tumor. Normally such a thing is punishment for sins, but in your case I think it's probably a test of your faith, which you seem to be passing with flying colors.

I will pray that Jesus heals you of your tumor, and if it's His will, then it will be done. If it's not, then I'll see you on the other side.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Witch Hammer]

Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!!

Hi all. Xcuse my homeschool tone but the Lord in his wisdom done gave me a brain tumer. I thank Jesus evry day for makin me a bonifyed mircle. I stand befor you a humbel man who has witness the power of Christ! Ahmen!, I ussed to testify to the spirit of Jesus with snakes an drinking gas. that was back in Smokyhole when I was "sinnen on tha side"....it makes me tear up to think I went astray and begun drinking shine. That moonshine bout brok up my 50 yr mareage. Thankfuly (years ago Jesus dun told me to loc my wife in her cage) iffy I ever fall back to drink. She was done protekdead. Glory to be bak. Amhen! My iPad is running down now so I gots t go. hopin to meet not mean Christians here. Praise the lord....an out

What a blessing! As Christians, we all aspire to cast off the yoke of rational thought, and be as we were in Eden before The Fall...utterly ignorant and obedient through blind fear. You've got it made in the shade, brother!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!!

Hello again. From your posts I glean that, unlike King Asa, you will not be attending a secular clinic. God is clear that this is the correct thing to do and obviously I do not have an "opinion" on the subject so you've made the right call there.

These days many people burn joss sticks which both attracts and masks the smell of demons. Stankover may not be a place where these things are available but God is very clear about the correct way to burn incense. Heathens are fond of mixed yoga sessions, a form of demon worship, and need to get incense supplies from somewhere so is it possible that you have handled the stuff? God has attacked people of the head for such irreverence, Uzziah being a prime example, and earthquakes are also caused by inappropriate incense burning. Have there been any rumblings in Texas recently?

The disgusting episode involving Uzziah is captured beautifully in this drawing.