[MitzaLizalor]

Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!!

Hello again. From your posts I glean that, unlike King Asa, you will not be attending a secular clinic. God is clear that this is the correct thing to do and obviously I do not have an "opinion" on the subject so you've made the right call there.

These days many people burn joss sticks which both attracts and masks the smell of demons. Stankover may not be a place where these things are available but God is very clear about the correct way to burn incense. Heathens are fond of mixed yoga sessions, a form of demon worship, and need to get incense supplies from somewhere so is it possible that you have handled the stuff? God has attacked people of the head for such irreverence, Uzziah being a prime example, and earthquakes are also caused by inappropriate incense burning. Have there been any rumblings in Texas recently?

The disgusting episode involving Uzziah is captured beautifully in this drawing.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!!

Hi all. Xcuse my homeschool tone but the Lord in his wisdom done gave me a brain tumer. I thank Jesus evry day for makin me a bonifyed mircle. I stand befor you a humbel man who has witness the power of Christ! Ahmen!, I ussed to testify to the spirit of Jesus with snakes an drinking gas. that was back in Smokyhole when I was "sinnen on tha side"....it makes me tear up to think I went astray and begun drinking shine. That moonshine bout brok up my 50 yr mareage. Thankfuly (years ago Jesus dun told me to loc my wife in her cage) iffy I ever fall back to drink. She was done protekdead. Glory to be bak. Amhen! My iPad is running down now so I gots t go. hopin to meet not mean Christians here. Praise the lord....an out

What a blessing! As Christians, we all aspire to cast off the yoke of rational thought, and be as we were in Eden before The Fall...utterly ignorant and obedient through blind fear. You've got it made in the shade, brother!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!!

Welcome back, Brother Tim. It has been a while.

I don't know why the Good Lord has seen fit to smite you with a brain tumor. Normally such a thing is punishment for sins, but in your case I think it's probably a test of your faith, which you seem to be passing with flying colors.

I will pray that Jesus heals you of your tumor, and if it's His will, then it will be done. If it's not, then I'll see you on the other side.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Tim Tungtalker]

Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!!

Deer franklinandpearl, aint no Negras livin near me, well not for long, they gets scarred of the "spiryts dressd in white".....now wickens, that be another mattar. You allways have to keep an eye out caus they is tricky.

[FranklinAndPearl]

Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!!

It's so nise to see you Paster Rune! I see hurl still givin the sinners a taste of fire an brimstone. Anyone else heer from long a go? ........Larry Lee? pastor Pistol? My favriite "homemaker"...Glendora Christianson?, Babs?, V, etc add naseum? I is so sorry but when I tryd to anser you mesage I done got flutterd cause I ain't got this innernet stuff down yet.....aftur 10yers? an this tumer ain't helpin. My wife has evun begune calin me "braen dead"! I had da puts her in the cage again........I is goning to goes huntin this week en so I left her some roadkil and a hot plate. aimmen, When wilt women start knowin there plase? wish me good an May God be wit you! Timmy.

Son, this is Franklin. My wife, Pearl, asked you a question. Now, she may be just a woman, but she is still above a negro field peasant. Pearl asked you if you were colored, and you will respond before going into a rant about things the LORD does not care about. Or I, for that matter.

I have a feeling you will not be around these 'forums' long, so Pearl suggested I use this 'emoticon' as she calls it.

That's all.

Regards, Franklin

[Tim Tungtalker]

Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!!

It's so nise to see you Paster Rune! I see hurl still givin the sinners a taste of fire an brimstone. Anyone else heer from long a go? ........Larry Lee? pastor Pistol? My favriite "homemaker"...Glendora Christianson?, Babs?, V, etc add naseum? I is so sorry but when I tryd to anser you mesage I done got flutterd cause I ain't got this innernet stuff down yet.....aftur 10yers? an this tumer ain't helpin. My wife has evun begune calin me "braen dead"! I had da puts her in the cage again........I is goning to goes huntin this week en so I left her some roadkil and a hot plate. aimmen, When wilt women start knowin there plase? wish me good an May God be wit you! Timmy.

[FranklinAndPearl]

Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!!

thanc u for kind thoghts and praers. I do beleve I was seengled out by god....this be a way how I two test my faith! Now I is flattering The Lord more than ev'er! Prase tha savyour !!! I think al the $$$ I been tithing is heelin me! As my late grate Christian hero of all time, Rev. Jerry Fallwell, wood say....Gods thist for money cAn nevar be satisfyed.....the moore you give the moore you gets!

HI Tim! Pearl here.

Are you perhaps a negro or of some lesser color? Your language does not reflect being Blessed by the LORD with a tumor. Rather, an absent Father (found most commonly in colored households) or just poor education. Although you said you were homeschooled, so I would not think that your education is to fault, as that is how I have raised all of my babies and they know their way around a dictionary. LOL.

Walking with Christ,

Pearl

[Tim Tungtalker]

Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!!

thanc u for kind thoghts and praers. I do beleve I was seengled out by god....this be a way how I two test my faith! Now I is flattering The Lord more than ev'er! Prase tha savyour !!! I think al the $$$ I been tithing is heelin me! As my late grate Christian hero of all time, Rev. Jerry Fallwell, wood say....Gods thist for money cAn nevar be satisfyed.....the moore you give the moore you gets!

[James Hutchins]

Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!!

Thank you Bruther James, The lord dont give us more than we can handeL ! I is truly blessd I gots a "fenominon" goin on in my head. I do so hate usin that word cause of that John Trevolta movie. I dint no he was a "Sciencetologist" When i wached that movy of his........it done burnd my eyes with Satans blabber. I wunder if "that" dint gimme the tumer!

God never gives us more than we can handle. I am sure your tumor is nicely sized.
I've arranged for Granny June (Miss Cookie is mysteriously absent) to send you one of the 'Landover BallBoy Caps' left over from last summers gaming retreat at the Bellagio.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!!

Hi all. Xcuse my homeschool tone but the Lord in his wisdom done gave me a brain tumer.

Yes, he does do that sort of thing to show how powerful he is (John:9:3). This means he has taken an interest in you and you, in a small way, are serving God.

You are most fortunate.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!!

Mr. Tungtalker,

I try to give everyone the benefit of doubt. You also deserve that much. Your case is not totally hopeless. Maybe. As long as you have enough wits to understand your sinful state, repent and be re-born, the chance of Salvation in there.



I also find some benefits in the uneducated state exemplified by you. You don't have to discard the false teachings of atheist science before you can really understand the Word and True Nature(tm) of God.

1 Corinthians 1:20
Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?

Just fear God and Hell and try to keep His commandments and your path to Heaven will be feasible. Jesus might, just might have some use for you.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!!

I was wudrin if youths pastor Marty is still arround?

We rarely see Youth Pastor Mary these days.

[Tim Tungtalker]

Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!!

Thank you Bruther James, The lord dont give us more than we can handeL ! I is truly blessd I gots a "fenominon" goin on in my head. I do so hate usin that word cause of that John Trevolta movie. I dint no he was a "Sciencetologist" When i wached that movy of his........it done burnd my eyes with Satans blabber. I wunder if "that" dint gimme the tumer!

[Tim Tungtalker]

Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!!

You is so rite Mitzalizalor! Thats why's ben tithing to Rev. Benny Hin (as well as LBC). I done recunized the nead fore a Christan heeler! I was wudrin if youths pastor Marty is still arround? When I was a child he done preformed a type of heeling on me. I aint abel to remember much.....just being elevatud to heaven (deteched of my bodie) and num to da touc. He's a purar mirecle workr, dat man! Glory hallaluya Prayse Jesus!

[James Hutchins]

Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!!

How very lucky of you for God to of chosen you! I hope your tumor grows large enough to be visible by all that pass. We are all very impressed.