Hello!

[JohnnyTightLips]

Hi. So i'm not sure where to begin so i'll just get right into it.

i was not raised in a religious family. my 2 dads (yes i was raised by a gay couple) were never religious and i believe they are atheist though they've never really said it outright. i found this church and i am very eager to begin my life in the Church.

I know that many will have problems with my gay parents but they are good people. i am straight though i have had gay sex before because my parents have always pressured me to be gay and i feel like i would let them down if i didn't at least try to be. honestly i think i might be bi and even though most people here would say it's a choice i hope to change some of your minds.

another thing is, i've been reading some scripture and from what i've read i think that it's ok to be gay as long as you are on top. if someone could assure that for me it would be great.

i hope that it's ok but if it's not then i will stop. i would do anything to be saved! thanks for reading. i hope to get to know everyone here. i have heard you are a very loving and devout group of people

[Esther B.]

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Tell me, Johnny, have you read Leviticus 20:13 yet? It should provide you with the answers to all of your questions. Also, why don't you try reading the entire KJV Bible instead of just some of the scriptures?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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blah blah blah
another thing is, i've been reading some scripture and from what i've read i think that it's ok to be gay as long as you are on top.blah blah blah

Please post the relevant Scriptural reference: book, chapter, and verse. See, I've only read the Bible about 11 times and I don't recall that part.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Jim Farmer]

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Hi. So i'm not sure where to begin so i'll just get right into it.

i was not raised in a religious family. my 2 dads (yes i was raised by a gay couple) were never religious and i believe they are atheist though they've never really said it outright. i found this church and i am very eager to begin my life in the Church.

I know that many will have problems with my gay parents but they are good people. i am straight though i have had gay sex before because my parents have always pressured me to be gay and i feel like i would let them down if i didn't at least try to be. honestly i think i might be bi and even though most people here would say it's a choice i hope to change some of your minds.

another thing is, i've been reading some scripture and from what i've read i think that it's ok to be gay as long as you are on top. if someone could assure that for me it would be great.

i hope that it's ok but if it's not then i will stop. i would do anything to be saved! thanks for reading. i hope to get to know everyone here. i have heard you are a very loving and devout group of people

Dear Mr TightAss, You are a very sad case. In fact, I would say you are severely handicapped, and a victim of the Obama-gaysexural Agenda. Being born of 2 fathers and no mothers certainly puts you in the category of 'unBiblical freak', but to be nice, I'll just say 'handicapped'. Could you explain the mechanics of your conception and birth?

Brethren and Sistern of Christ, I think we should demonstrate our compassion to this poor lost bastard. We may for instance, be able to put him in our Annual Freak Show. Or, if he decides to renounce his earthly fathers and accept Christ in their stead, and as his Lord and Saviour(tm), he could become a strong witness in our arguments against gaysexural marriage.

[JohnnyTightLips]

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Please post the relevant Scriptural reference: book, chapter, and verse. See, I've only read the Bible about 11 times and I don't recall that part.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

i do apologize for not citing my source. i did not know i would get a penalty for it. i can't recall the exact verse but i will keep look for it. i beg your forgiveness and hope that you could lift my penalty.

[JohnnyTightLips]

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Dear Mr TightAss, You are a very sad case. In fact, I would say you are severely handicapped, and a victim of the Obama-gaysexural Agenda. Being born of 2 fathers and no mothers certainly puts you in the category of 'unBiblical freak', but to be nice, I'll just say 'handicapped'. Could you explain the mechanics of your conception and birth?

Brethren and Sistern of Christ, I think we should demonstrate our compassion to this poor lost bastard. We may for instance, be able to put him in our Annual Freak Show. Or, if he decides to renounce his earthly fathers and accept Christ in their stead, and as his Lord and Saviour™, he could become a strong witness in our arguments against gaysexural marriage.

umm excuse me, but this seams a bit mean. i understand that you disagree with what i said but i'm still a human being... and it's TightLIPS not TightAss. i don't have a tight ass.

[James Hutchins]

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umm excuse me, but this seams a bit mean. i understand that you disagree with what i said but i'm still a human being... and it's TightLIPS not TightAss. i don't have a tight ass.

Welcome friend.
It should have been 'seems', not 'seams'.

Whether you have TightLips or a TightAss is still open for debate.

As a human, God wants you to honor Him. Why don't you want to put out for Jesus?

[Alvin Moss]

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i think that it's ok to be gay as long as you are on top.

No, you are mistaken. God hates perverts and He sends them to Hell. Also, you must be a Mexican. Many Mexicans believe what you have said here. I always tell them that it is still baseball, whether they pitch or catch. They don't like that. I bet you don't either.

[JohnnyTightLips]

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Welcome friend.
It should of been 'seems', not 'seams'.

Whether you have TightLips or a TightAss is still open for debate.

As a human, God wants you to honor Him. Why don't you want to put out for Jesus?

Thank you for the correction... you made one yourself. it should've been "should've" or "should have". "should of" is incorrect English.

I want to put out for Jesus and I am trying very hard to let him enter me. It is not an easy thing to do because of the way I was raised.

Also, I can assure you that my ass is not tight at all.

[JohnnyTightLips]

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No, you are mistaken. God hates perverts and He sends them to Hell. Also, you must be a Mexican. Many Mexicans believe what you have said here. I always tell them that it is still baseball, whether they pitch or catch. They don't like that. I bet you don't either.

I am white and American. I think that while it is the same game, pitching and catching are 2 extremely different things. I have been a catcher my whole life and have pitch a few times and they are very different.

Like I said in my original post, I'm pretty sure I'm straight. I just have gay sex to please my fathers.

[Alvin Moss]

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I am white and American. I think that while it is the same game, pitching and catching are 2 extremely different things. I have been a catcher my whole life and have pitch a few times and they are very different.

Like I said in my original post, I'm pretty sure I'm straight. I just have gay sex to please my fathers.

No, you are a Mexican homosexual. That is obvious. God hates you.

[Roland]

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[...]I just have gay sex to please my fathers.

Somehow I find that hard to believe. I can not imagine your fathers watching you getting gay sex as a form of pleasure. I think you use this story as an excuse. You having gay sex does not bother me, but please be honest about it. Your parents deserve better than being made out for sick perverts (by you) because you happen to like it that way.

[Jim Farmer]

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It's because his gay fathers didn't just watch him, that he doesn't have a tight ass.

[Esther B.]

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Like I said in my original post, I'm pretty sure I'm straight. I just have gay sex to please my fathers.

By trying to please your earthly fathers, you are greatly displeasing your Heavenly Father. You might have a chance at Salvation if you stop your sinful lifestyle and start reading your Bible and praying.

[Roland]

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It's because his gay fathers didn't just watch him, that he doesn't have a tight ass.

My apologies to Mr. Lips. Maybe I misread his post, thinking he ¨tried¨ the gay life style for his own merit, using as an excuse the lifestyle of his parents, and blaming them in the process. I did not know he was anally raped by his two dads.