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  • JohnnyTightLips
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    Re: Hello!

    Originally posted by Aggressus View Post
    aw dude i gotta try that with my partner.



    david and jonathan were in a platonic bromance with each other but i can see where you get the romantic undertones. it could definitely be a possibility i'd say?? idk they seemed pretty gay to me too at first though pff.
    ***Gaywise propaganda removed***

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  • JohnnyTightLips
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    Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
    Why don't you read the rest of Ruth?
    Ruth 2:1-2 And Naomi had a kinsman of her husband’s, a mighty man of wealth, of the family of Elimelech; and his name was Boaz. 2 And Ruth the Moabitess said unto Naomi, Let me now go to the field, and glean ears of corn after him in whose sight I shall find grace. And she said unto her, Go, my daughter.

    So Ruth spotted a hot guy and pursued him with Naomi's encouragement. And Ruth and the hot guy (Boaz) married and had kids. It certainly doesn't sound as though Ruth and Naomi were lezzos.
    yeah because they didn't want their secret to get out.

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  • Jim Farmer
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    Originally posted by JohnnyTightLips View Post
    i would really enjoy it if someone could explain 1 Samuel 18 to me? pretty sure david and jonathan are homers.

    how about Ruth and Naomi? look at Genesis 2:24 and Ruth 1:14. they both use the same word when describing their relationship as one of a man and woman (Adam & Eve).

    they were homos and lesbos and nobody had a problem with it.
    Why don't you read the rest of Ruth?
    Ruth 2:1-2 And Naomi had a kinsman of her husband’s, a mighty man of wealth, of the family of Elimelech; and his name was Boaz. 2 And Ruth the Moabitess said unto Naomi, Let me now go to the field, and glean ears of corn after him in whose sight I shall find grace. And she said unto her, Go, my daughter.

    So Ruth spotted a hot guy and pursued him with Naomi's encouragement. And Ruth and the hot guy (Boaz) married and had kids. It certainly doesn't sound as though Ruth and Naomi were lezzos.

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  • Aggressus
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    Originally posted by JohnnyTightLips View Post
    so i have read my KJV Bible and guess what? it's only wrong if i "lie" with mankind. doing it while standing up, bent over, on all fours, while skydiving, hanging upside down, and many other ways are all ok. you have misinterpreted many other lines from the Bible as well. just saying.
    aw dude i gotta try that with my partner.

    Originally posted by JohnnyTightLips View Post
    i would really enjoy it if someone could explain 1 Samuel 18 to me? pretty sure david and jonathan are homers.

    how about Ruth and Naomi? look at Genesis 2:24 and Ruth 1:14. they both use the same word when describing their relationship as one of a man and woman (Adam & Eve).

    they were homos and lesbos and nobody had a problem with it.
    david and jonathan were in a platonic bromance with each other but i can see where you get the romantic undertones. it could definitely be a possibility i'd say?? idk they seemed pretty gay to me too at first though pff.

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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    Originally posted by JohnnyTightLips View Post
    i would really enjoy it if someone could explain 1 Samuel 18 to me? pretty sure david and jonathan are homers.

    how about Ruth and Naomi? look at Genesis 2:24 and Ruth 1:14. they both use the same word when describing their relationship as one of a man and woman (Adam & Eve).

    they were homos and lesbos and nobody had a problem with it.
    The atheists obsession with the Gaywise is a constant source of confusion.

    Just what is so facinating about a man in his early forties and his perverted use of a naive, clean limbed young youth's face and mouth (not to mention his buttockular cleft)?

    It beggers belief.

    YIC

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Originally posted by JohnnyTightLips View Post
    i would really enjoy it if someone could explain 1 Samuel 18 to me? pretty sure david and jonathan are homers.

    how about Ruth and Naomi? look at Genesis 2:24 and Ruth 1:14. they both use the same word when describing their relationship as one of a man and woman (Adam & Eve).

    they were homos and lesbos and nobody had a problem with it.
    They were not homos and lesbos. Some men have a strong bond that's stronger than brotherhood, my husband assures me. And women are often very affectionate with each other, walking arm in arm, or arm around waste, or sleeping in the same bed at sleepovers, or sharing things that close girlfriends share, like mascara and shoes and favorite panties. Don't read too much into it, dear. Like the head shrinker said, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Originally posted by JohnnyTightLips View Post
    i would really enjoy it if someone could explain 1 Samuel 18 to me? pretty sure david and jonathan are homers.

    how about Ruth and Naomi? look at Genesis 2:24 and Ruth 1:14. they both use the same word when describing their relationship as one of a man and woman (Adam & Eve).

    they were homos and lesbos and nobody had a problem with it.
    Good grief, Jesus-haters will see perversion in the most innocent of situations. Thank God I'm a True Christian(tm) and don't have that problem.

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  • JohnnyTightLips
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    Re: Hello!

    i would really enjoy it if someone could explain 1 Samuel 18 to me? pretty sure david and jonathan are homers.

    how about Ruth and Naomi? look at Genesis 2:24 and Ruth 1:14. they both use the same word when describing their relationship as one of a man and woman (Adam & Eve).

    they were homos and lesbos and nobody had a problem with it.

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  • JohnnyTightLips
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    so i have read my KJV Bible and guess what? it's only wrong if i "lie" with mankind. doing it while standing up, bent over, on all fours, while skydiving, hanging upside down, and many other ways are all ok. you have misinterpreted many other lines from the Bible as well. just saying.

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  • Walter Van Slyke
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    Originally posted by JohnnyTightLips View Post
    another thing is, i've been reading some scripture and from what i've read i think that it's ok to be gay as long as you are on top. if someone could assure that for me it would be great.

    i hope that it's ok but if it's not then i will stop. i would do anything to be saved!
    Anything as long as long as it can wait until after the nightly orgy, apparently.

    Good riddance!

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  • Aggressus
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    Originally posted by JohnnyTightLips View Post
    fine. i dont care. i'm a gay demon. i love ***removed many potty words*** on them too. you people are so intolerant it's ridiculous. you are all hypocrites too. i'm leaving now to go have sex with a ***profanities romoved by moderator*** and there's nothing you can do. none of you are going to heaven so i will laugh when we are both in hell
    that's the spirit.

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  • Witch Hammer
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    Originally posted by JohnnyTightLips View Post
    fine. i dont care. i'm a gay demon. i love ***removed many potty words*** on them too. you people are so intolerant it's ridiculous. you are all hypocrites too. i'm leaving now to go have sex with a ***profanities romoved by moderator*** and there's nothing you can do. none of you are going to heaven so i will laugh when we are both in hell
    Typical homer hissy fit. Don't let the door-knob hit you in your prolapsed rectum on the way out!

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  • JohnnyTightLips
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    fine. i dont care. i'm a gay demon. i love ***removed many potty words*** on them too. you people are so intolerant it's ridiculous. you are all hypocrites too. i'm leaving now to go have sex with a ***profanities romoved by moderator*** and there's nothing you can do. none of you are going to heaven so i will laugh when we are both in hell

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  • Witch Hammer
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    Originally posted by JohnnyTightLips View Post
    ok wait so masturbation is cool in this church right? does the bible say anything about porn? more specifically gay/transsexual porn
    Fantasizing about sodomy is just as evil as the act itself, demon.
    Genesis 38:9-10
    Psalm 119:37
    Matthew 5:28
    Colossians 3:5
    James 1:14-15
    Mark 7:20-23
    Romans 13:14
    Etc.

    Read the Bible, thou defiler of thine own flesh!

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  • JohnnyTightLips
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    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    Yeah, you might want to send those straight to Pastor Zeke, for his, uh, "research into God-hating lifestyles", yeah, that's it.
    what the heck? i never posted any videos of myself at all! any videos like that are between me and my partners only. i would never post anything like that publicly.

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