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  • Jim Farmer
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    Re: Hello!

    Originally posted by JohnnyTightLips View Post
    Hi. So i'm not sure where to begin so i'll just get right into it.

    i was not raised in a religious family. my 2 dads (yes i was raised by a gay couple) were never religious and i believe they are atheist though they've never really said it outright. i found this church and i am very eager to begin my life in the Church.

    I know that many will have problems with my gay parents but they are good people. i am straight though i have had gay sex before because my parents have always pressured me to be gay and i feel like i would let them down if i didn't at least try to be. honestly i think i might be bi and even though most people here would say it's a choice i hope to change some of your minds.

    another thing is, i've been reading some scripture and from what i've read i think that it's ok to be gay as long as you are on top. if someone could assure that for me it would be great.

    i hope that it's ok but if it's not then i will stop. i would do anything to be saved! thanks for reading. i hope to get to know everyone here. i have heard you are a very loving and devout group of people
    Dear Mr TightAss, You are a very sad case. In fact, I would say you are severely handicapped, and a victim of the Obama-gaysexural Agenda. Being born of 2 fathers and no mothers certainly puts you in the category of 'unBiblical freak', but to be nice, I'll just say 'handicapped'. Could you explain the mechanics of your conception and birth?

    Brethren and Sistern of Christ, I think we should demonstrate our compassion to this poor lost bastard. We may for instance, be able to put him in our Annual Freak Show. Or, if he decides to renounce his earthly fathers and accept Christ in their stead, and as his Lord and Saviour(tm), he could become a strong witness in our arguments against gaysexural marriage.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Re: Hello!

    Originally posted by JohnnyTightLips View Post
    blah blah blah
    another thing is, i've been reading some scripture and from what i've read i think that it's ok to be gay as long as you are on top.blah blah blah
    Please post the relevant Scriptural reference: book, chapter, and verse. See, I've only read the Bible about 11 times and I don't recall that part.



    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth

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  • Esther B.
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    Re: Hello!

    Tell me, Johnny, have you read Leviticus 20:13 yet? It should provide you with the answers to all of your questions. Also, why don't you try reading the entire KJV Bible instead of just some of the scriptures?

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  • JohnnyTightLips
    started a topic Hello!

    Hello!

    Hi. So i'm not sure where to begin so i'll just get right into it.

    i was not raised in a religious family. my 2 dads (yes i was raised by a gay couple) were never religious and i believe they are atheist though they've never really said it outright. i found this church and i am very eager to begin my life in the Church.

    I know that many will have problems with my gay parents but they are good people. i am straight though i have had gay sex before because my parents have always pressured me to be gay and i feel like i would let them down if i didn't at least try to be. honestly i think i might be bi and even though most people here would say it's a choice i hope to change some of your minds.

    another thing is, i've been reading some scripture and from what i've read i think that it's ok to be gay as long as you are on top. if someone could assure that for me it would be great.

    i hope that it's ok but if it's not then i will stop. i would do anything to be saved! thanks for reading. i hope to get to know everyone here. i have heard you are a very loving and devout group of people
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