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  • James Nicklemore
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Mar 2015
    • 13
    #1

    My introduction

    Hello! My name is James Nicklemore, and this is my introduction.
    First off, I go to Iowa First Baptist Church. My favorite verse is Genesis 1:1, In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
    The reason this is my favorite is because it shows the sheer power of God and how the universe was created, not by some atheist "big boom".
    I only tolerate the King James Bible in my household, as it is the pure word of God himself.
    My family was always Christian at heart, and I went to church as soon as possible. Sometimes, for bedtime stories, my mother would read us (I had three brothers and one sister) verses from the bible.
    I have a wife who respects me, and three children (two boys and one girl).
    This was my introduction thread. I hope to get to know all of you and worship God and Jesus together. Blessed day to all of you.
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    • Elmer G. White
      Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
      Victim of atheist scientific persecution
       
      • Apr 2014
      • 10284
      #2
      Re: My introduction

      Originally posted by James Nicklemore View Post
      Hello! My name is James Nicklemore, and this is my introduction.
      First off, I go to Iowa First Baptist Church. My favorite verse is Genesis 1:1, In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
      The reason this is my favorite is because it shows the sheer power of God and how the universe was created, not by some atheist "big boom".
      I only tolerate the King James Bible in my household, as it is the pure word of God himself.
      My family was always Christian at heart, and I went to church as soon as possible. Sometimes, for bedtime stories, my mother would read us (I had three brothers and one sister) verses from the bible.
      I have a wife who respects me, and three children (two boys and one girl).
      This was my introduction thread. I hope to get to know all of you and worship God and Jesus together. Blessed day to all of you.
      Mr. Nickelmore,

      Well, that's a reasonable Introduction! We don't see too many of these. And congratulations on the two children and the half one. Are the offspring old enough to be homeschooled in Fear of God? How do you administer discipline!?

      1 Peter 4:2
      That he no longer should live the rest of his time in the flesh to the lusts of men, but to the will of God.

      The verse above is important to me. With it I can tolerate the marital duties that occur every 28 days after some frantic thermometer antics from my spouse followed by discipline. It is the will of Jesus. I can carry on until Rapture. Please, Lord Jesus, come quickly into me. How do you spread the Good Word to repulsive sinners?

      Yes, a welcome. We'll see.


      Yours in Christ,

      Elmer
      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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        • James Nicklemore
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Mar 2015
          • 13
          #3
          Re: My introduction

          Dear mr. White,
          I homeschool my children, as I do not want their minds to be corrupted by the public schools, what with their evolutionist teachers and all. I would send them to bible school, but I am afraid that they would not be using the pure king James bible, but some corrupt version made to accept joos in religion.
          As punishment I have a beating rod. I made it myself, so that when I punish my children they think about the trouble it caused me to make this tool.
          My daughter is sixteen, and I have purity balls once a month with her.
          My sons are both eight years old, as they are twins.
          Yours Truly, James

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            • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2014
              • 1330
              #4
              Re: My introduction

              Originally posted by James Nicklemore View Post
              Dear mr. White,
              I homeschool my children, as I do not want their minds to be corrupted by the public schools, what with their evolutionist teachers and all. I would send them to bible school, but I am afraid that they would not be using the pure king James bible, but some corrupt version made to accept joos in religion.
              As punishment I have a beating rod. I made it myself, so that when I punish my children they think about the trouble it caused me to make this tool.
              My daughter is sixteen, and I have purity balls once a month with her.
              My sons are both eight years old, as they are twins.
              Yours Truly, James
              Welcome! I'm glad to meet a reasonable man. One question, why would you waste so much money on a girl. As a woman myself, I can tell you men are so much more valuable! Just by a Chasity belt on her and that's done!
              "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                • James Nicklemore
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Mar 2015
                  • 13
                  #5
                  Re: My introduction

                  Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
                  Welcome! I'm glad to meet a reasonable man. One question, why would you waste so much money on a girl. As a woman myself, I can tell you men are so much more valuable! Just by a Chasity belt on her and that's done!
                  While it may be expensive to put on, I feel it is worth it to teach her to respect her future husband and not question him.

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                    • James Nicklemore
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Mar 2015
                      • 13
                      #6
                      Re: My introduction

                      I have a question. How do I get "promoted" and allowed to start threads on other forums than introduction?

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556
                          #7
                          Re: My introduction

                          Originally posted by James Nicklemore View Post
                          I have a question. How do I get "promoted" and allowed to start threads on other forums than introduction?
                          Whoa there, friend. Slow it down a bit. You only just got here and you're already throwing a hissyfit, demanding special privileges. That doesn't leave a very nice taste in my mouth. We don't know you from Adam.

                          If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                          If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                          You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                          Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Jun 2014
                              • 1330
                              #8
                              Re: My introduction

                              Originally posted by James Nicklemore View Post
                              I have a question. How do I get "promoted" and allowed to start threads on other forums than introduction?
                              Mr. Nicklemore, with all due respect, I would have patience. After all, the Department of Faith is very busy processing and managing everyone. Patience is a virtue, and I would focus on perfecting yourself before trying to preach or start forums. The forums here cover almost every subject, just try using the search button.
                              "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                                • James Nicklemore
                                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                  • Mar 2015
                                  • 13
                                  #9
                                  Re: My introduction

                                  I'm very sorry if a was to much in a hurry. I won't ask again

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                                    • Didymus Much
                                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                      • Jun 2010
                                      • 14079
                                      #10
                                      Re: My introduction

                                      Originally posted by James Nicklemore View Post
                                      I have a question. How do I get "promoted" and allowed to start threads on other forums than introduction?
                                      Until then, use the "Search" function. With 10s of thousands of threads available to you, I'm sure there's something closely related.

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                                        • FranklinAndPearl
                                          True Christians™
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2014
                                          • 163
                                          #11
                                          Re: My introduction

                                          Hello and welcome. As others have mentioned, it is refreshing to see a reasonable introduction. However, it is important for others to get to know you better before you rush off into the sunset which is the other Landover 'forums' as my wife calls them. After all, Romans 8:25.

                                          Regards, Franklin
                                          Just a loving, saved, MARRIED HETEROSEXUAL couple sharing this account! Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Hi Carol, not sure why the Face book isn't typing out my letters, LOL. I hope you can see this message, none of the letters are going in the box. Maybe they are invisible? We do not really understand Computers or Technology. I will have to ask Anita about this. See you tomor

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                                            • JohnnyTightLips
                                              Unsaved trash, lying sodomite
                                              • Feb 2015
                                              • 36
                                              #12
                                              Re: My introduction

                                              hey dude. welcome to the forum. i don't think you should put your daughter in a chastity belt. let her roam free. let her have sex with many boys, maybe even girls too. you seem uptight like most of the other hardcore believers on this site.

                                              you shouldn't punish your kids with a weapon either. that's child abuse. maybe a light spanking every now and then for very serious infractions.

                                              also the big boom was totally real. lol. you should not let the people on this site feed you lies.

                                              god bless ya, bro.
                                              Rom.1:26-27
                                              For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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                                                • Nobar King
                                                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                                  Christ's Guardian
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Sep 2007
                                                  • 23748
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: My introduction

                                                  Originally posted by JohnnyTightLips View Post
                                                  also the big boom was totally real. lol.
                                                  What big boom? You mean the gas you let out this morning?
                                                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                                    • James Nicklemore
                                                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                      • Mar 2015
                                                      • 13
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: My introduction

                                                      Originally posted by JohnnyTightLips View Post
                                                      hey dude. welcome to the forum. i don't think you should put your daughter in a chastity belt. let her roam free. let her have sex with many boys, maybe even girls too. you seem uptight like most of the other hardcore believers on this site.

                                                      you shouldn't punish your kids with a weapon either. that's child abuse. maybe a light spanking every now and then for very serious infractions.

                                                      also the big boom was totally real. lol. you should not let the people on this site feed you lies.

                                                      god bless ya, bro.
                                                      I'm sorry that you are ignorant, and you obviously need advice on parenting, if you let your children be homerisexual. May I invite you to read the only true book, the Bible? KJV only.

                                                      Also I can not help you with your "special needs"

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                                                        • Freddy Osborne
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Dec 2011
                                                          • 538
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: My introduction

                                                          Hello James,

                                                          Welcome to the forum! You seem like a respectable man. How did Jesus lead you to Landover?

                                                          Best regards,

                                                          Freddy
                                                          "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

                                                          "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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