[Edward Constance]

Re: Hello!

Ok, I am going to leave the forums now, but I'd like to say one last thing:

I apologise for my bashing without reason, and without argument. I got fairly carried away when posting on this forum, and wished only to question Christianity. I am especially sorry for my post which had big-red letters.

However, though I know this is a Christian- and God-loving forum, I encourage you to be more accepting of atheists, Muslims, Jews, and all other religions. For does Mathew 7:1-3 not say:

1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.

2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.

I do not wish to challenge anyone who wishes to believe what they will, where that belief does not affect others. I wish only to challenge the ideologies of the church itself. I have no quarrel whatsoever with each individual believer.

Have a happy Easter, and God be with you.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Hello!

Goodbye then; but before you log out forever, please take the time to read this:

The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5)

[Edward Constance]

Re: Hello!

Goodbye then; but before you log out forever, please take the time to read this:

The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5)

Ok, but note this bit from it:

These verses are a warning against hypocritical judgment, not judgment in itself. Jesus is saying we cannot judge others when we are guilty of the same sin.

Right, so you guys can't judge me for, oh, I don't know - bashing religions if you bash other religions? Oh, right, like this person tried to do:

Son, do you think it is funny to ride rough shod over people's cherished beliefs?

...

If all that you have come to our humble forum for is to mock people...
...

Ooh, ok, you can't judge me on these forums for mocking you because you mock Jews, Muslims, Hindus, and whoever else! Right, that's fine, then! Ah, but if I decide not to mock Christianity, as I am no longer doing, well then I can judge you. How fantastic.

Thank you for allowing me to see that!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello!

Ooh, ok, you can't judge me on these forums for mocking you because you mock Jews, Muslims, Hindus, and whoever else! Right, that's fine, then! Ah, but if I decide not to mock Christianity, as I am no longer doing, well then I can judge you. How fantastic.

You're confused. All that pasta has created a diabetic brain in your heard, dear. The Holy Bible tells us to judge Righteously. True Christians(tm) judge righteously, because we walk the walk of the Righteous. We are warned against judging hypocritically, which of course we don't do. Because we walk the walk of the Righteous, not the hypocritical.

I hope that helps.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Hello!

You're confused.

Sister Mary, your Christian charity shines through but I fear that "confused" is not the word for it.

I call it syndrome.

[Edward Constance]

Re: Hello!

You're confused. All that pasta has created a diabetic brain in your heard, dear. The Holy Bible tells us to judge Righteously. True Christians™ judge righteously, because we walk the walk of the Righteous. We are warned against judging hypocritically, which of course we don't do. Because we walk the walk of the Righteous, not the hypocritical.

I hope that helps.

Oh bloody hell. Of course you are hypocritical! You mock other religious, but apparently yours is too holy to be mocked. That's hypocrisy if I have ever seen it!

At least acknowledge that you mock other religions, insult the people who follow them, and especially those without religion.

I have tried to tolerate you people. I apologised for my earlier outburst. But really, this is tipping me over the edge.

You are no better than anyone else. You were never better than anyone else. You are not "the righteous". You are a bunch of intolerant, ignorant, and appalling people. Fuck off with that bullshit.

Goodbye.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Oh bloody hell. Of course you are hypocritical! You mock other religious, but apparently yours is too holy to be mocked. That's hypocrisy if I have ever seen it!

Nonsense. We laugh at what is objectively funny. It's how the LORD created us (Job 8:21)! The Christian faith is not funny. It's lovely and peaceful and inspiring and as my dear Sister in Christ just mentioned, full of compassion and charity! While it's true we do have a good laugh, nevertheless, there is nothing to mock about our relationship with Christ.

At least acknowledge that you mock other religions, insult the people who follow them, and especially those without religion.

Well, when something is funny, like Jews swinging chickens over their heads, or Muslims drinking camel piss, or Hindus bathing in a sea of rats (not water dear, just the rats running all over them - seriously, look these up), then why not laugh? They're like little children playing with cowpies! Of course Jesus will have the last laugh (Psalm 2:4), and that's when the merriment really begins!

I have tried to tolerate you people. I apologised for my earlier outburst. But really, this is tipping me over the edge.

You are no better than anyone else. You were never better than anyone else. You are not "the righteous". You are a bunch of intolerant, ignorant, and appalling people. piffle off with that bullshit.

Goodbye.

Hollow apologies from the Spiritually Walking Dead is of no value, dear. You can say what you want, comfort yourself however you'd like. The Truth is, when you die and are swept away with all the other riff raff who spat in the Sweet Baby Jesus' holy eye, we will watch you from our mansions in Heaven. And we will laugh, and laugh, and laugh! And so now, we join the LORD in reveling in the anticipation of your own destruction (Psalm 37:13)!

<--- you

<--- us!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Hello!

I am Edward Constance. I am currently a student at the University of Cambridge

Proverbs 14:5

I have fought too long for a place at this university to give it up because of atheists. Even if the population of the university becomes 99.9% atheist, I will be proud of being the 0.1% Christian.

For reasons you have mentioned above, I spend much of my time in King's College Chapel when it is closed to the public. The Dean of the chapel is very friendly, and helps me to find God and stay happy in times of need.

Proverbs 19:9

Damn, you blew my cover! I am in fact not a christian (very much an atheist, and follow Richard Dawkins), I am a member of several skeptics societies, I do not go to the University of Cambridge, my name is not Edward Constance.

Well, color us astonished, Dorkins-worshiper!

Proverbs 13:5.

Goodbye.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Hello!

Oh wow, nine posts in and already the God-mocker got nervous! The atheists aren't very tenacious, are they? That explains why they just can't hack it as Christians.

It must be a tedious life, riding on the edge of wondering whether you really will be condemned to Hell or not.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hello!

Several saved Englishmen have appeared on this forum over the last few years. It was completely unexpected, as American Christians had long believed that the last English Christian came to America over a hundred years ago. It was a delight to find that there are a few of our brothers and sisters in Christ who still survive in that benighted land. I was hoping that this was another of our lost but now found brothers. Sadly, it was not to be.

This person is the usual kind of Englishman we get here. He is unsaved, unguided by any compass, uncouth and, as usual, putting on airs and aping his betters. He made only two posts after he announced he was leaving forever. That is unusual. Usually they make at least five. He may come back yet, in an attempt to further vex Christians.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Hello!

Oh bloody hell. Of course you are hypocritical! You mock other religious, but apparently yours is too holy to be mocked. That's hypocrisy if I have ever seen it!

At least acknowledge that you mock other religions, insult the people who follow them, and especially those without religion.

I have tried to tolerate you people. I apologised for my earlier outburst. But really, this is tipping me over the edge.

You are no better than anyone else. You were never better than anyone else. You are not "the righteous". You are a bunch of intolerant, ignorant, and appalling people. piffle off with that bullshit.

Goodbye.

The Lamb has already planted the seed of His Love™ deep within you, fat one. That is the reason he summoned you to these forums. You will return, and we will rejoice when you come crawling back, ripe and burgeoning, bearing His Holy fruit. Glory!

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hello!

...you are hypocritical! You mock other religious, but apparently yours is too holy to be mocked. That's hypocrisy if I have ever seen it!

At least acknowledge that you mock other religions, insult the people who follow them, and especially those without religion.

Of course we try to correct false cultists and atheists when we see the skewed ideas that they are trying to promote! But while you do your mockery to feel superior to us (because of our "illogical beliefs") we do this

a) for love and
b) because Jesus tells us to do so.

Love! Yes, because we are prepared to receive ridicule while spreading the Word of God. Love, because we CARE about the state of your soul and do not wish to see it writhe in Hell. We know that once in heaven we'll be in Eternal Bliss and no longer care about your fate but we care now. As long as we are on Earth, we CARE.

1 Timothy 5:20
Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.

And, as you can see, we must do our rebuke openly to teach also those who are afraid to register to understand that God is serious. Jesus is about to perform His second coming and the time to repent is NOW!



Titus 2:15
These things speak, and exhort, and rebuke with all authority. Let no man despise thee.

Whatever means we use to wake the sinners up from their self-righteous slumber are NOTHING compared to the future in the Furnace that awaits those who refuse the call of Jesus. Our words can never hurt anyone compared to the first intravenous drip of molten lava or the first tungsten suppository (close to its melting point) that demons administer to repulsive sinners in hell. No insult we cast is in vain if one sinner repents and chooses Jesus. The cost may be some upset unsaved persons having an emotional tantrum here, the benefit is infinite, eternal, never-ending Joy in Heaven. The Joy of this one Saved person is more than enough to compensate for the transient and fleeting emotions some demon-possessed sinners have when we rebuke them. Jesus has told us to do so. Praise God! Should I really trust you or God? I trust Jesus!

We know we receive persecution. Through persecution we shall win a prestigious place in Heaven close to Jesus. You can win that, too. And if you repent, your revolting past as an atheist (Psalms 53:1) will be overturned and your status in Heaven will be remarkable.

Luke 15:7
I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance.

I totally agree with Brother Hammer. You must be feeling the tentative touches of Jesus or you wouldn't be here, nor stay after repeated farewells. This is extremely good news and, again, shows, how right we are to have faith in the True Faith™ of Christianity®. Mock us, we thrive on it. We love you enough to keep on fighting for you immortal soul even if you do not realize it yourself.


Through repentance you can be the lost sheep secured an eternal place in the bosom of Jesus.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer